Cameron Diaz Is Banging Jason Segel

August 22nd, 2013 // 15 Comments

Now that Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are over because you can only have sex with someone for so long while the ghost of Heath Ledger hovers in the background begging you to please, for the love of God, stop penetrating his ex for five minutes and tell the police he was killed by the Olsen twins, Life & Style reports he’s been spotted dating Cameron Diaz in the Hamptons. Which is amazing because after looking at these photos of them together in 2011, I’m reporting they secretly had a baby two years ago because look at those hands on that stomach. I wonder what they named it before leaving it at a church.

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  1. Do you think she just wipes her face when they need a little lube?

  2. Cameron Diaz Jason Segel 2011 MTV Movie Awards
    Frank "Chelsea" Burns
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    I see the Mtv Movie Awards is inviting parents to attend now. Really, these two look like they’ve gotten a bit tipsy after an evening at an O’Charley’s.

  3. Sloppy (insert # of famous people she’s banged)s ?

  4. schmidtler

    I liked ‘Bad teacher’, but even i know it was just a movie. Has the Chlamydia eaten away at her brain so badly she can no longer distinguish between her film roles and reality?

  5. That bit about Heath Ledger was fucking hilarious, Fish. It’s been too long since I’ve seen Michelle Williams. What’s she up to?

  6. Jack Napier

    Love that Joker!

  7. He must like Cameron because she reminds him a of a muppet. Those huge googly eyes, that disturbingly wide mouth. She is ALL muppet.

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