Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends another night packing sand in her vagina and building up the courage to eat a small African child. Not that she should feel bad or anything because we all do crazy shit for love. I spent most of 2009 pretending to be a bottle of Canadian Club in Don Draper’s office. — To attract chicks! Women. God, I love them and those things they have in places, all thinging around.
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I love Dog the Bounty hunter! Loooookin goooood, youngblood !!!
Didn’t anyone else notice she’s (a) only driving a E350 (budget Mercedes) ANd (B) Its NOT A PRIUS????
Bitch gave up her eco green ways to drive the third most popular car in LA…at least she is still cheap.
Damn she looks good.
Nice ass Cameron!
what happened to that girl from The Mask? too much partying
Nice ass, a least.
AROD RUINED THIS TWITS’ LOOKS. HER STEROIDS ARE GONNA MAKE HER BATSHIT CRAZY LIKE HIM. THEIR TIME IS UP IN …….3 MONTHS TOPS!
She looks incredibly sexy. I love her arms.
This wave of idiotic comments are indicative of a nation of obese lazy weak and ignorant losers.
I for one think she looks as good as ever without relying on plastic surgery or caking on more makeup then a clown- good for her and shame on you haters. Keep telling yourself she has a problem when you using are walker and she is still able to run marathons.
my god her arms are hot.
Puke. A woman should look like a woman, not a fucking dude.
that is not attractive at all