Cameron Diaz is Madonna Now

February 18th, 2011 // 147 Comments

Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends another night packing sand in her vagina and building up the courage to eat a small African child. Not that she should feel bad or anything because we all do crazy shit for love. I spent most of 2009 pretending to be a bottle of Canadian Club in Don Draper’s office. — To attract chicks! Women. God, I love them and those things they have in places, all thinging around.

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Smellers

    I love Dog the Bounty hunter! Loooookin goooood, youngblood !!!

  2. JuiceinLA

    Didn’t anyone else notice she’s (a) only driving a E350 (budget Mercedes) ANd (B) Its NOT A PRIUS????

    Bitch gave up her eco green ways to drive the third most popular car in LA…at least she is still cheap.

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    Ralf
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    Damn she looks good.

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    Hugh Bast
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    Nice ass Cameron!

  5. Janny

    what happened to that girl from The Mask? too much partying

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    36-COLE SEELY
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    Nice ass, a least.

  7. ugly pigface

    AROD RUINED THIS TWITS’ LOOKS. HER STEROIDS ARE GONNA MAKE HER BATSHIT CRAZY LIKE HIM. THEIR TIME IS UP IN …….3 MONTHS TOPS!

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    Sara
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    She looks incredibly sexy. I love her arms.

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    EgadsNo
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    This wave of idiotic comments are indicative of a nation of obese lazy weak and ignorant losers.

    I for one think she looks as good as ever without relying on plastic surgery or caking on more makeup then a clown- good for her and shame on you haters. Keep telling yourself she has a problem when you using are walker and she is still able to run marathons.

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    CM
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    my god her arms are hot.

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    Venom
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    Puke. A woman should look like a woman, not a fucking dude.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    that is not attractive at all

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