Cameron Diaz is Madonna Now

February 18th, 2011 // 147 Comments

Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends another night packing sand in her vagina and building up the courage to eat a small African child. Not that she should feel bad or anything because we all do crazy shit for love. I spent most of 2009 pretending to be a bottle of Canadian Club in Don Draper’s office. — To attract chicks! Women. God, I love them and those things they have in places, all thinging around.

Photos: Flynet


  1. anonym

    those protein shakes must make her farts smell really bad.

    now that’s some nasty shit.
    She’s worked out so much that her little tits have disappeared.

  2. Clarence Beeks

    I think her arms look gorgeous- they are not all veiny like Madonna’s arms….but her face looks horrible.

  3. Cameron Diaz
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    That bitch gets uglier by the minute and she started low on the scale

  4. There’s something about Mary…and it’s a penis.

  5. Cameron Diaz the NEW Skeletor just without Scientology or Kabbalah.

  6. grace

    She is so ugly and has the most disgusting 13 year old male looking body I have ever seen. I’m not sure what straight guy could be attracted to that unless he’s into dudes.

    • baxter

      when you hit a certain age it’s either that or disgusting flab. stop crying like a little bitch and take your pick.

  7. If Justin Timberlake bangs the HOT out of Jessica Biel too, it is gonna be time for pitchforks and torches….

  8. Stokes

    It looks like A-Rod is sharing his steroids with his girlfriends now!

  9. Fletch

    Super Hot in The Mask and now she looks like a dude. What a total waste of a beautiful woman.

    This look is so not good for any woman

  10. Roughael

    Considering what gravity does to someone her age, I prefer my chick to look like this…

  11. Jester

    No wonder her face is so busted lately, she is roiding, holy sh*t!!!

  12. Cameron Diaz
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    More like Cameron D. AZZ. Amirite?

  13. Warped

    Nothing is hotter than a woman who weighs about 105lbs, has the face of Jack Nicholson’s Joker and has more muscle mass than the average man, NOTHING!

  14. Aggie

    She looks like her dick is itchy.

  15. DCMarc

    If she strays into prop comedy, Carrot Top is gonna sue.

  16. Pia

    I would love to believe these pics are real, but you can see the freaking airbrushing. Come on people…

  17. Cameron Diaz
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    Always thought she’s a lesbian

  18. BigJim

    That face reminds me of the bad guy in the Texas Chain Saw Massacre. What was his name again? Buscemi face?

  19. TSW

    After seeing this picture, I need to watch “The Mask” to cleanse my palate. The Eric Stoltz one.

  20. Cameron Diaz
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  21. anya

    I don’t understand why these actresses work out so much to the point that they resemble men. What is so sexy about having muscular veiny arms and a rock hard shapeless stomach. Cameron your face resembles a tranny and now your body does to. Jesus Christ stop with the working out, better to look soft and feminine than a transexual.

    • ctti

      It’s called keeping fit. Some overdo it, like Madonna. But Cameron Diaz (ugly face notwithstanding) has managed to keep her muscle proportionate to her natural frame, which actually makes her look good, as long as you ignore the face. Better than being pathetically skinny like Kate Moss or fat like Kim Kardashian.

  22. Randy “Macho Man” Savage looks great without the goatee. Frankly, I miss seeing his diving elbow drop.

  23. Elle

    So….ARod is gay? Hmm…not as surprised as I thought I’d be.

  24. Cameron Diaz
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  25. Cameron Diaz
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    Iiiiiiiiiiiiidunno… I can’t ptcher myself not totally hitting that.

  26. Thandie

    But Madonna has boobs.

  27. the captain


  28. the captain

    you haven’t seen her BALLS yet.

  29. aretha

    she want to SH*T like a man……………

  30. Capt Clown

    Spicoli looks pretty good for his age.

  31. jen

    ‘member that part in The Mask where Dorian the bad guy steals the mask from Stanley, puts in on and turns into this? I didn’t know Cameron Diaz played both parts.

  32. Cameron Diaz
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    Cameron Diaz is Dolph Lundgren Now!!! :)))))

  33. Cameron Diaz
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    I will break you.

  34. Jake_Ryan

    I’m seeing a trend here. My guess is A-Rod will date either Steven Tyler or Iggy Pop next.

  35. aretha

    all she wants is to SH*T like a man.

  36. rovingardener

    Fabio sure has lost some weight.

  37. Rhialto

    Unlike me she didn’t forgot her keys didn’t she?

  38. Nero

    Looks like she’s keeping a close eye on the trunk …..

  39. Master Spook

    Pssssst……! Sometimes we’re just forced to keep a close eye folks!

  40. Rhialto

    Did she had to do something first before she could drive away?

  41. Nero

    What? That probably means that her next appointment still went through but a little later on the day?

  42. nemesis

    Not good

  43. Cameron Diaz
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    Forget the muscles. Get out of the sun Cameron. Your looks are about to expire from excessive tanning.

  44. Rhialto

    I’d smell some irony here… Cameron Diaz gender provided by nature but overruled by herself…

  45. Nero

    Just cut the mini-penis part. The cameltoe says it all …..

  46. Rhialto

    Perhaps the remote doesn’t work? She’s probably calling to her brand dealer. They’re are always glad with customers like her. I guess a popular brand = successful business.

  47. Master Spook

    Pssst….! Yeah that’s right…… Registered and identified……

  48. CJ

    She’s a long ways away from the blomb bombshell from the first The Mask movie.

  49. Aussie Mama

    she’d give a killer wank!

  50. Bob

    Fine by me, as long as she doesn’t get all veiny.

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