Cameron Diaz in a Bikini

June 15th, 2010 // 47 Comments

Here’s Cameron Diaz in Hawaii over the weekend because there hasn’t been enough shots of practically middle-aged women rinsing themselves off with a hose lately. I know I should be aroused by the shots of her bending over, but all I keep thinking about is that crazy scene in Vanilla Sky. You know, the one where Tom Cruise doesn’t try to make out with Kurt Russell in his mind. How fucked up was that?

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Comments (47)

  1. bar room hero | June 15, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    manly built slag.

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  2. Taz | June 15, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Getting old sucks

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  3. Typical | June 15, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Another American whore. This one is even more pathetic. Does she think she is good looking? Cameron is an ugly joker-faced loser. She is a attention-seeking slut who acts like a kid. Go crawl in your hole you ugly wrinkled face, saggy breasted, and crap hair loser.

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    • bar room hero | June 15, 2010 at 1:37 pm

      Typical dipshit

      slag.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 15, 2010 at 3:40 pm

      In America we are Smarter then you 14th century shitheads.
      We like whores, because it just means they like sex as much as we do.
      Unlike where you are from we do not need to Rape our women.

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  4. Jimbo | June 15, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Why does she even have a bikini top on? I think she is flatter than Kate Hudson

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    • Deacon Jones | June 15, 2010 at 2:11 pm

      She needs a set of the new silicon-based “tear drop” tits they’re sticking in girls now, they look/feel fuckin amazing, can’t even tell anymore.

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      • Jimbo | June 15, 2010 at 3:02 pm

        As long as they look real on the outside and fit in my mouth, I don’t give a rip if they fake or real!!!!

  5. J. Seinfeld | June 15, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    It’s a body about nothing.

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  6. Georgeo | June 15, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Just stop bagging on her, because every person who posts a negative comment about any woman on this site would bang Susan Boyle if he had a chance.

    Well, unless you post negatively about Snookie. I think we can all agree on that.

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    • Nice | June 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm

      WELL PUT!!!

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    • ppl | June 16, 2010 at 12:40 am

      you guys seriously broke or desperate if you’re willing to bang susan boyle. I wouldn’t fck her for 500, 1000 I’ll think about

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  7. Darkie | June 15, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    i’d shove my package into her letterbox :P

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  8. Oldnslo | June 15, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Truth be told? I’d bang Susan Boyle.

    It’s the eyebrows!

    gah.

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  9. Jack Mykokov | June 15, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I’d stick things in her slot!

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  10. FrankNfrtr | June 15, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    See ladies? This is how you do it. Don’t have children, lay off the fatty foods, & bang younger guys for fun & fitness.
    Shame about the face. Getting old does suck.

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    • Nice | June 15, 2010 at 7:29 pm

      Frank shut yer fag hole. My guess is you are overfed and under washed yourself, and that you’d take any portion of spartacus over free poon tang.

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  11. Deacon Jones | June 15, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    FISH,

    You need to fix the comment section on here. When you are scrolling through the pictures, there are “no comments” and if you type one when you’re not on the original thread, it disappears.

    That might explain to the lack of comments on here compared to previous format.

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    • justifiable | June 15, 2010 at 5:55 pm

      The fact that the Fish is whoring after clicks with this format, that the site has most fucktarded design on earth, and is inaccessible every other day might explain the lack of comments, too.

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  12. Jen | June 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    she looks good, except for the boobs. i think fake tits look like shit unless you can afford to pay the same doc that does the VS models…which im sure cameron can…maybe she just doesnt give a shit.

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  13. квадроциклы продажа | June 15, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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    • Spudspud | June 15, 2010 at 5:51 pm

      If these “half to death” incidents you speak of are not simultaneous, then you are three-quarters dead.

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  14. IRONMANAustralia | June 15, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    And I thought I was the only one who was rattled by the scene in Vanilla Sky.

    When he rolls over in bed and she was there I hit the fucking roof. Didn’t sleep for a week. And she still scares me.

    That movie put her on the same level as Frank from Donnie Darko as far as I’m concerned.

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  15. Plobes | June 15, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Camsy gives not a shit what you think of her bod or face

    She’s one of if not the highest paid actresses in Hollywood

    her bod looks athletic and solid to me.

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    • Botania | June 16, 2010 at 3:03 pm

      Ugh she has the shape of a box of cheerios.

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  16. jmackhh | June 15, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    she looks diplomatic.

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  17. jimbeam | June 15, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Enough about the age thing already. This site makes it sound like when you hit mid-late 30′s you are an old bag which is ridiculous. Take a look at america where every other person is obese. So who looks better? Anyways she is aging terribly because she is very white and constantly in the sun. I’d actually put her in her early 40′s not that it matters. Her body is in shape but her face has had it.

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  18. Mr. Nice Guy | June 15, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Great Ass, needs a Boob Job to stay on Top.

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  19. tina | June 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    oh, I love reading a bunch of old, lonely dudes who are sneaking online during work pretending they’d stick their nose up in Cammy’s direction. What a joke. She’s got a great bod and looks great when she’s done up.

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    • Cam D. | June 15, 2010 at 3:58 pm

      Thanks for your support, but I’ve already got a circle of bitter single female friends.

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      • Drew Barrymore | June 15, 2010 at 4:11 pm

        Yeah, we love hanging w Camy. She has the best weed & tells us all about A-Rod’s & JT’s weird sexual proclivities. Camy even showed us the big silver dildo Tom Cruise loved her to shove up his ass. She’s a great friend.

      • Deacon Jones | June 15, 2010 at 5:10 pm

        HAHAHAHA

  20. Randal | June 15, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Oil of Olay and Noxzema skin cream can certainly do wonders when applied freely! Cameron is looking great here, sporting a fit and firm looking body that oozes with confidence and charm. A throw back to her early years.

    Randal

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    • Dude | June 15, 2010 at 5:28 pm

      Fuck you shitty Randal. Bring back the real Randal

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  21. mikie | June 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    She isn’t bad. The thing is she drinks and parties hard so she ages a bit faster.

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    • Deacon Jones | June 15, 2010 at 5:11 pm

      That explains why I received a social security check the other day

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  22. Sugar | June 15, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    A no-fat body is better than cellulite or obesity any day, but her face is just butt fucking ugly.

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  23. Lenny | June 15, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    She just isn’t aging very well.

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  24. Adolph Hitler | June 15, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    do. not. want.

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  25. ROUGH the return, and taking no prisoners. | June 15, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Mature, no tits, no kids, you can be sure she’s doing the backdoor lambada with A-rod…

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  26. Gando | June 15, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    Talking ’bout a girl who has been working hard to stay fit.

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    • Rhialto | June 15, 2010 at 10:22 pm

      Iron discipline my friends!

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  27. Master Spook | June 15, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    I see you.

    Reply
  28. captain america | June 15, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    good god, SHE IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

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