Cameron Diaz is a Thing of Beauty

August 4th, 2011 // 98 Comments

My God, how does A-Rod even let her out of his sight? I’d paint her image inside my eyelids. People will ask me why I keep standing around with my eyes closed, and I’ll be like, “Mmm, yeah, we’re breaking the sex barrier, you and I. Chuck Yeagerin’ it.” I want to be on this is my point here.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News


  1. dee cee

    She deserves this gruesome face..

  2. tub of lard

    wtf are you all talking about…that’s Dr John after shaving his beard…looking good

  3. Cameron Diaz Ugly Face
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    A lil Retin-A will clear “that” right up

  4. Cameron Diaz Ugly Face
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    Is that Cameron’s hand giving the phone to Christopher Walken? Where is she?

  5. Lita

    She looks like Rango.

  6. Cameron Diaz Ugly Face
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    Well, let’s say the Joker is much more handsome than she is… or ever was.

  7. foxxyaaisha23

    Say what you will but Christopher Walken is looking great.

  8. Ann

    She looks normal. She’s not in a movie, and not wearing makeup. She’s captured at a low angle, which is not flattering on anyone. Don’t get your panties in a twist, princesses, I’m sure most of you have a face only your mother likes.

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    salmon's wife
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    It is past due..time to accept she is in need of make up no more ‘cali natural beach girl look’ dear.

  10. Americo Polk

    At first I thought this was Kid Rock, glad it isn’t he would be looking shitty

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