My God, how does A-Rod even let her out of his sight? I’d paint her image inside my eyelids. People will ask me why I keep standing around with my eyes closed, and I’ll be like, “Mmm, yeah, we’re breaking the sex barrier, you and I. Chuck Yeagerin’ it.” I want to be on this is my point here.
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I’ve seen her in a bikini lately, what is she training for a bodybuilding contest? Her face looks gaunt, she looks way older than her years.
and see this is where women of a certain uh “age” should really consider eating a sammich or a cookie once in a while….
Or at the very least good carbs.
She is getting older.. her skin is getting lax and settling into her cheeks; no amount of nutrition can put collagen and elastin back into the skin on her face. she is almost 40
Regardless of her age, she wouldn’t look like Gollum if she just stopped working out to eat a meal every once in awhile.
actually if u think about it she’s older then what she says. Remember she said she use to get weed from snoop dog and the had some same classes cause they went to the same school. well he is like 43 now. so she is not 38 like she says.
What if youre between young and old?
Take you and your desperate fucking self off this sight if you don’t have anything snarky to say about Fish’s posts.
a very sensual Kid Rock
She’s always had a scary face. Now its just older.
There’s nothing wrong with her. The only disturbing thing here is, she naively accept father time’s challenge to a hand to hand combat. I think it’s admirable.
The more I see of her the more I am starting to belief David Icke is onto something.
belief=believe
i need counseling now Ahole.
Lighting is everything.
Yeah she’s a lot better looking when there’s not any.
She’s positively ghastly! I would rebuff her overtures for sexual congress immediately!
I concur sir ! She is literally Kryptonite to any penile engorgement
Smallish breasts and that gargoyle face does not make me dream of being in her presence
Don’t care…still would.
Oh comon she’s still very pretty.
She isn’t wearing any makeup and still look pretty.
She still looks great in film too.
Stevie Wonder? Is that you?
+1 – NunyoBidnez
Yeah if it isn’t a contrived
comedy about members of the opposite sex “hating” each other and get together at the end, *sigh*
She jumped the beauty shark in the late 90′s , then she hit the wall and kept on going
How does a girl know that she’s hot? Serious question.
I think a girl would know if she’s hot by how many men are interested in her
How int he name of all that is holy does this correspond to beauty ? I’d like to be a fly on the wall when they pitch her next sappy rom – com
She looks fine for her age. And she’s obv in no makeup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwUacrmANuE
Scene at 1:40 looks pretty good to me.
You must have been looking at a different clip. She looks heavily made up , and the black eye makeup looks literally whorish . I think I will revoke your membership in mensa.
She looks really over the hill. She cannot be a lead in a romantic comedy . She can now play the ugly sidekick to a good looking girl.
she’s 40 years old. especially for 40, she looks better than most women her age.
I have one word for you “opthamologist.”
this is how women look at 40. seriously…I know it’s hard to believe when all of us are busy staring at the sorority sisters having a wet t-shirt contest at the other end of the bar, but eventually those little girls grow up. Some of them even get fat and get wrinkles.
Jennifer Aniston doesn’t look like that. Sandra Bullock doesn’t look like that. First two examples I thought of
If she was some average gal we saw at the supermarket , we wouldn’t have an observation about her . She makes movies and is held up as some object of beauty, which is clearly a lie . She now mediocre in the looks department. The fact is that if you put her picture next to Minka Kelly , you would immediately know who is “beautiful ” and who has lost their looks . She average looking and you might pass her at the mall and not notice her .
honestly i think cameron diaz looks better than both of those two, but w/e.
now if we want to talk about a celebrity who is REALLY not aging well, we should talk about Angelina Jolie.
at least angelina jolie doesnt get cheek implants and derma fillers until she looks like the joker.. i admire angelina for aging naturally even though she has millions. Shows she isn’t fixated on her looks like everyone else is.
She should borrow Orlando Bloom’s hat and pull it right over her face.
a-rod is obviously attracted to more rugged manly body types.
Good thing that A-rod is in a locker room with many naked men every day . This way looking at her smallish chest , he can remember the locker room scenes with relish . Maybe the Yankees have players that “switch – hit ” in the sexual connotation as well
A- rod – is that a freudian slip ?
Is that why Jeter doesn’t like him?
Well you’ve got the “thing” part down correctly.
She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker
and Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a transvestite donkey witch
+1 Ok, I lol’d..hard. Thanks for that.
Hmm, can someone please explain why my pictures aren’t downloading? It says DNS failure, is that my computer or the site’s?
It’s a gift from god…trust me.
Just be thankful. Your computer loves you!
She’s a thing, all right.
White women age horribly in general. Asian women FTW.
Asian women’s face look like a fucking prune when they hit 40, so get the fuck out.
Really? I find Asians look super young then Bam! They age 20 years overnight. I always found black women age the best, they have thicker skin and don’t fry in the sun.
Duke, I’m gonna have to go with CD on this one. Most white women look older than their age. While some still look good, Asian women retain their looks longer.
its because they are on a healthy canine diet
Black don’t crack.
Pics of your tits and ass or GTFOH.
Too much time in the sun wreaks havoc on skin once that skin hits 40–she’s wearing that hat too late
Not included in the picture: her SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES, KNEES
Her knees are a retro 50s-style band from the 1970s?
I am going to have some really Scary Nightmares Tonight, Arhhhhhhh
Sun damage galore!
Well, looks like Alex Skarsgard got AIDS already….
Her face is a mess. It’s like she went out of her way to destroy it. What a shame.
Got coke?
This thread’s gonna look stupid once Fish gets around to taking out this spammer’s spam.
Told you.
Huh? What? Where?
Her nose have always ressembled a potatoe anyway.
She looks like a barely animated cadaver , so , I conclude that a- rod is figuratively into necrophylia
I see what you mean about the barely animated cadaver . She looks like she has hepatitis C
Place a picture of Minka Kelly next to a picture of Cameron Diaz.
Question: why is Jeter fucking Minka and A- rod fucking Cameron ?
Answer : one of them is likely gay
Picture of Minka vs Cameron ?
I would rub one out to Minka , but would turn the picture of Cameron over first .
She has a “deflating” effect on me
Grandma? is that you?
Yuck.
She hasn’t aged well. Her body looks like that of a boy. She needs to get off the veggie wagon and have a burger. I’ve never seen a healthy looking vegetarian, ironic isn’t it?
does it make sense if i say, she looks malnourished and fat at the same time ???
Yes. Also, she looks like a healthy junkie.
So Pete Doherty dyed his hair, big deal.
Where the hell did that chin come from?
Her face is ONE of her problems….but…HAVE U SEEN THOSE FEETS??? OMG!! there r soooo big….BIG FOOT IS HERE!! and it’s blonde :P
What has happened to her? She was never, in my opinion, considered drop dead gorgeous… but she was fairly attractive. We all have our bad days, but there’s something funky going on with her face.
Oh, i thought it was Christopher Walken
K, my computer works now…..Holy shit she is not aging well. She’s always had bad skin, but it looks ravaged by the sun now.
Hmm looks like she has some secret thoughts…and which airport is this? Long gone the times when you could read some decent stories with facts. Thanks anyway, acceptable quality photos.
I’ve never thought she was pretty, but she looks scary :S
sunworshipping and drugs. she’s a drug addict, needs more attention called onto it.
Charlie Callas?
If A-Rod painted THIS on his eyelids, someone would have to poke them out for him immediately.
Now where’s Jennifer Aniston and her pokies?
lesbian