Cameron Diaz & Diddy Are Banging

The Superficial / December 14, 2011

Fresh off her break up with A-Rod who probably gave her a gift basket filled with HGH and testicle balm, Cameron Diaz is reportedly hooking up with Diddy, according to Page Six:

They were caught kissing Saturday night at PH-D at the Dream Downtown Hotel. Spies said the blond actress, who split with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez in September, started the night off with dinner at Marble Lane in the lobby with friends. Afterward, the group migrated upstairs to PH-D, where Diddy came to meet Diaz at her table at about 1:15 a.m. After the music mogul ordered multiple bottles of Ciroc, Grey Goose and Patrón, onlookers said Diaz and Diddy were attached to each other all night. “They were kissing and making out,” and continued being “very affectionate” while they danced, our sources said. Diaz and Diddy left the club together with the group just after 3 a.m.

The next morning.

FRIEND: Yo, Diddy, what was Cameron Diaz like?
DIDDY: If I have to put it in words… like banging Lance Armstrong.
FRIEND: You mean like Lance Armstrong if he had a vagina, right?
DIDDY: Nope. Pretty much how I said it.

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