Fresh off her break up with A-Rod who probably gave her a gift basket filled with HGH and testicle balm, Cameron Diaz is reportedly hooking up with Diddy, according to Page Six:
They were caught kissing Saturday night at PH-D at the Dream Downtown Hotel. Spies said the blond actress, who split with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez in September, started the night off with dinner at Marble Lane in the lobby with friends. Afterward, the group migrated upstairs to PH-D, where Diddy came to meet Diaz at her table at about 1:15 a.m. After the music mogul ordered multiple bottles of Ciroc, Grey Goose and Patrón, onlookers said Diaz and Diddy were attached to each other all night. “They were kissing and making out,” and continued being “very affectionate” while they danced, our sources said. Diaz and Diddy left the club together with the group just after 3 a.m.
The next morning.
FRIEND: Yo, Diddy, what was Cameron Diaz like?
DIDDY: If I have to put it in words… like banging Lance Armstrong.
FRIEND: You mean like Lance Armstrong if he had a vagina, right?
DIDDY: Nope. Pretty much how I said it.
Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Ugh. Lame publicity stunt to push poop daddy’s Ciroc vodka line. Although, if drinking it makes you want to bang Cameron Diaz, there might be something to it.
Well, it did say there were multiple bottles of Ciroc, Grey Goose and Patrón. Maybe Diddy’s getting soft in his old age…
This makes wayyyy too much sense. He probably had to wear the sling after she beat him in arm-wrestling.
she’s really looking like hell lately. she was gorgeous in “The Mask” with Jim Carrey and really cute and fuckable in “Something about Mary”but the last few years she’s been looking worn out and acting like a horny and very desperate old woman. she’s in her late 30′s but looks more like late 40′s or early 50′s. she looks are wrinkly and cracked out. if she’s banging Pooh Doody then she’s hit absolute rock bottom.
What is that?? “Rock bottom.” The guy is a successful businessman on top of having cultivated some of the biggest pop acts (both hip hop and otherwise) of the last 15 or so years. He’s made around 3 quarters of a billion dollars in the process before the age of 40.
I suppose the question is: What the hell have you done with your life?
I mean really now, I’m not a fan of the vast majority of music he’s produced or made, but give him a little credit.
Is Kim Kardashian aware that this skinny white bitch is macking black dudes now? Shit’s about to get real.
a-rod and diddy have to stop this and just admit they are lovers.
agreed
Now that’s a mind fuck!
Cammie is such a playa.
I imagine her on her deathbed, when she’s in her 90′s. Two huge blond Swedish masseurs named Gurnst and Sven will be at her side, weeping. Their gravy fuck train will be over.
JesusChrist ” Kiss from Heaven ( Father ) ” Hot Beautiful Oprah sings ” O it is love, love, love, love, love, love ” Internet OWN open to all opinions: Today’s New Best lifeclass honor of fewest to find out ” Love it really Is ” Hear O Israel: the LORD our God is one LORD dance in dances E-gagement JESUSCHRIST followers Hot Beautiful Cameron Diaz Rothschild Extravagant Private Balfour Declaration alive for evermore ” Fit Promise ” First LOVE Joy in the presence of Angels of LORD God Most High hast made me glad from everlasting and to everlasting ” Irresistible ” Happy Friends ” thankful ” Happy FRIENDS Hot Beautiful Jennifer Aniston sings ” I have a crush on you ” movies ” LOVE Happens, Just ( Go ) God Jesus Christ with it ” foundation of British linen, landmark Britt Tea Tax, Bethlehem Shagang Group. ArcelorMittal Steel, wheat instead of buffalo to roam, Roman Events with Sports to hide the Happy Marriage Garments under the Tree of Resurrection LOVE in ChristJesus as the right hand knows not what the left hand is doing ” Pray ” Fabulous Foods in the ancient Health Wealth landmark of FISH and Egg with all things ” Eating Royally ” Royal Chef Darren McGrady ” You are LOVE ” Hot Beautiful Cameron Diaz New apparel dance in the dances E-gagement engagement in all things camest having a wedding garment in JESUS CHRIST Most High arise following to visit movies ” Knight and Day, Gambit, What to Expect when You’re Expecting, The Green Hornet, Shrek forever after ” LOVE Resurection JesusChrist
I’ve heard plenty of schizophrenic monologues on the subway but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one typed out. And with correct spelling!
Diddy is diddling her. I always wanted to say that.
not cute.
She was so hot in “The Mask”. Now, she needs a mask.
Hahaha! Eewww!!!
Jesus Cristos! What’s this world coming to? Next thing your going to tell me that Lindsay Lohan recently met all of her legal obligations…oh, wait…!!!
ONCE YOU GO BLACK…
You become a single mother?
Well played Toddstar. Well played.
LOL
You have to go on welfare because the loser of a father will bail out on you. Diddy you sorry SOB!
…we won’t take you back.
Ewwwww Cameron.. c’mon honey diddy is just gross.
No shit, all her taste must be in her mouth. Diddy is a losing fuck!
There baby would make one ugly TURD! !!!!
maybe diddy can diddle her on the roof…damn is that a disgusting mental image
A diddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Superficia, you might say every one of us is a diddler on the roof, trying to rub out a pleasant, simple wank without breaking his dick. It isn’t easy. You may ask ‘Why do we keep coming here if it’s so pointless?’ Well, we stay because Superficia is our home. And how do we keep our sanity? That I can tell you in one word: tits!
By the looks of things, I’d say he’s the one receiving.
Yeah I knew there was something about this bitch I hated, hooking up with a loser like Diddy-Poo, another black cocksucker. Fuck the both of these jack-asses!!
Aww, are you jealous that you don’t have the better part of a billion dollars in the bank from your professional business ventures?
“The blond actress…”
Love Page Six’s age-old dog whistles for “Another black guy is sticking it in our women again!!!”
I love how the dude rolls in at 1:15 am buys a shit load of booze and in under 2 hours is leaving with Cameron Diaz.
Why does anyone think this woman is good looking? she was good looking in the Mask, since then, shes looked like Alfred E. Newman’s skinny sister with floppy tits.
she is pretty uncertain because she still has NO kids at all.
…..THIS MADE HER DO THESE THINGS!!
Man I would never touch that pussy. That bitch has had so much cock up her hole it makes my head spin.
And her skin is so rugged without make-up you could divert oceans with it.
They’re both right around the same age. More power to them.
To bad….
was hoping she would get back with Timberlake
he needs to wise up and dump Biel
Well she at least looks better in this pic than in the previous ones.