Cameron Diaz Because Why Not? And Other News

- Thor just fired his agent presumably over “meager rations of peppercorn” on Thor 2 set. [Lainey Gossip]

- How much is Andra Cristina Latiu and does she have a warranty? [theCHIVE]

- Katie Holmes is keeping all the jewels Tom Cruise gave her during their “marriage,” so just assume she had all the cameras and homing beacons removed. [Dlisted]

- Sarah Palin didn’t get invited to the Republican National Convention, so naturally she’s trying to sabotage the fuck out of it. [BuzzFeed]

- LeAnn Rimes is still acting like LeAnn Rimes. [Popoholic]

- Moving picture show of Kate Upton in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rosie O’Donnell secretly gay wed. [TooFab]

- Paris Hilton posing “topless” for Russian GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rihanna & Chris Brown might present an award together at the VMAs. Of course. [Starpulse]

- The Robocop remake is going exactly as expected. [FilmDrunk]

- There’s a Tony Scott scholarship now which I’m sure won’t be awkward at all to receive. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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