- Thor just fired his agent presumably over “meager rations of peppercorn” on Thor 2 set. [Lainey Gossip]
- How much is Andra Cristina Latiu and does she have a warranty? [theCHIVE]
- Katie Holmes is keeping all the jewels Tom Cruise gave her during their “marriage,” so just assume she had all the cameras and homing beacons removed. [Dlisted]
- Sarah Palin didn’t get invited to the Republican National Convention, so naturally she’s trying to sabotage the fuck out of it. [BuzzFeed]
- LeAnn Rimes is still acting like LeAnn Rimes. [Popoholic]
- Moving picture show of Kate Upton in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Rosie O’Donnell secretly gay wed. [TooFab]
- Paris Hilton posing “topless” for Russian GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Rihanna & Chris Brown might present an award together at the VMAs. Of course. [Starpulse]
- The Robocop remake is going exactly as expected. [FilmDrunk]
- There’s a Tony Scott scholarship now which I’m sure won’t be awkward at all to receive. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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re:Rihanna & Chris Brown might present an award together at the VMAs
I’ll watch if and only if Chris Brown agrees to beat the shit out of the stupid bitch on stage.
Jazz paw!
Why does she have ribs in her neck?
She has ET arms. Does her middle finger light up or just vibrate?
She’s old now.
She needs bigger glasses! Like a full face shield…
She’s in better shape than 90% of the 20 year olds I see out and about. I’m not saying she’s a beauty queen, but at least she takes care of herself.
That’s because 20 year olds are naive and think they will look good forever. Then, they hit about 28 and just keep getting fatter and fatter. What I’m saying to these 20 year olds (men and women) is get your ass in the gym right now.
She’s looking old….lots of wrinkles.
Says Diaz of working with Vanity Smurf on their movie “Breakfast At Smurfany’s”, “Van is just so giving and generous as an actor, and much more coherent than Drew Barrymore.” His first time working with Diaz, Vanity Smurf says of their love scenes “she made my Smurfberries even more blue,” and while embarrassing, “maybe it will finally put to rest those gay rumors about me.”
She’s quite hot from a distance, with large sunglasses covering half her face. See what I did there?
When you have No kids….it kind of explains her body
“Cameron Diaz because she paid us to pretend she’s relevant”
I’m trying to get that Tony Scott scholarship. I want to be an architect; I want to build bridges.
Hay y’all! Off to audition for that Golden Girls reboot!
Barfly!