Cameron Diaz And Benji Madden Got Married

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When you’re 42 and the last time anyone though you were hot was also the last time anyone thought Jim Carrey was funny, marrying Benji Madden might not seem like you just made the exact same momentous life decision as Nicole Richie, but that’s exactly what happened here. Via Us Weekly:

After years of claiming she wasn’t necessarily the marrying type, Cameron Diaz tied the knot with Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden on Monday, Jan. 5.

We all know “not the marrying type” is as transparent an excuse as “I’m exploring my options” is for “they found a landfill of porn in my work email,” so big deal, she settled, but has anyone checked to see how Alex Rodriguez is doing? We should send him something, UPS, not FedEx, he always goes on about those tasty little brown shorts. (Three-year old reference for an A-Rod joke, you say? Be gentle, we’re hindenburging over here.)

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