Calvin Klein Made Alexander Skarsgard GIFs

August 22nd, 2012 // 60 Comments

Put this on and prepare to lose hours of your life if not days. In fact, some of you might not be going home tonight, so I want you to know I’ll always cherish the times you clicked on this site so I didn’t have to wear pants.

See you on the other side.

 

Is this real life?

Photos: Calvin Klein

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  1. Stupid

    I really don’t want to be first!!!!

  2. Cyn

    I’m a 45 year old lesbian and now I’m pregnant, GODDAMMIT.

  3. Cock Dr

    The one with him giving the mesmerizing eyes treatment to the blonde does blow some of the rust out of my fallopian tubes.

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Still looks like a cleaned up Jeffrey fucking Dahmer to me.

  5. Al

    Is this legitimate rape?

  6. Just so I understand the context of these, this is Skarsgard driving through some sort of nighttime women’s festival?

  7. Roberta

    Win.

  8. napoupi

    Holy Sh*t! I’m pregnant !

  9. EricLr

    I’m a guy and even I want to buy Calvin Klein now. Damn you, Skarsgard!!!!

  10. NerdyNerdenstein

    hominahominahomina

  11. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Can someone please explain to me this site’s obsession with Alexander Skarsgard? Seriously, please.

    • Yeezy's Son

      Sure. But I have to drive my mother-in-law to the hospital, her water just broke after watching these GIFs. I guess hysterectomies aren’t permanent after all.

  12. kimmykimkim

    If he’s handy around the house and has a fat soda can of a dick, then I’m interested. If not, he’s useless.

  13. :::Squirt:::

  14. nietus

    If someone told me the commercial was actually the trailer for 50 shades of grey I would have believed them.

  15. General Zod

    Looks a lot like his dad here.

  16. direchef

    I’ve never been eye fucked before!

  17. Schweddy Snatch

    Man, even the angels gets wet for Skarsgard!

  18. Persistent Cat

    I’m smoking a cigarette and wondering how I’m going to explain it to my husband when I give birth to a Nordic, 6’2″ leather clad God.

  19. fuck. me. no really.

  20. Carla

    Help, my pussy’s swollen & it can’t get some of that Skarsgard!

  21. MyRightOne

    I’ll buy a case. Now, what in the fuck-in-the-backseat-of-that-car-til-you-can’t-walk-straight hell is he selling, is he the gift with purchase, and why do I now have a blonde-haired, blue-eyed baby waiting for a diaper change?

    I’ll take two more cases, please.

  22. Damn you, ASkars, for making me use the word moist!

  23. JungleRed

    Fish’s man crush aside, he’s just not that hot.

  24. I love these Skarsgard posts. The women around here get freaky. Well, freakier.

  25. I was all prepared to mock this Broody Overload, but then I got to the chin-caressing eye-bang and … hold on. I feel something kicking.

  26. lily

    he is a gorgeous specimen

  27. Samantha

    The music with these gifs really puts it all together. Very nice.

  28. AnnaD.

    Without the music: breathtaking. With the music: devastating.

  29. Bouncy Castle

    There’s music?

  30. Aria

    I just got pregnant, and so did the fetus.

  31. nikki

    In 9 months time they’ll be calling them “Calvin Klein GIF babies”

  32. I thought he was cute on Melancholia but I don’t like the way his teeth protrude. It takes away the charm. Look at his profile. Not good!

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