Put this on and prepare to lose hours of your life if not days. In fact, some of you might not be going home tonight, so I want you to know I’ll always cherish the times you clicked on this site so I didn’t have to wear pants.
See you on the other side.
Is this real life?
Photos: Calvin Klein
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I really don’t want to be first!!!!
I’m a 45 year old lesbian and now I’m pregnant, GODDAMMIT.
I’m a 38 year old male, and now I’m pregnant, too. Dammit.
My girlfriend walked into the room, glanced at my scrolling screen, and is now pregnant and kicking me out.
Even my dog is walking funny now.
My computer has come to life, only to announce it’s pregnant.
I was already pregnant, and now just became pregnant once more! God damn it!
my baby is pregnant now _ dammitt!
The one with him giving the mesmerizing eyes treatment to the blonde does blow some of the rust out of my fallopian tubes.
Rusty Fallopian tubes? Is that another ginger thing?
That’s the one I got a little funny in my tummy for, too.
Still looks like a cleaned up Jeffrey fucking Dahmer to me.
Wish I could thumbs up this comment ten times.
tell me you can see it. tell me you can see it.
http://www.tornadohills.com/dahmer/renamed2/dahmer3.jpg
It’s in the eyes!
“Fuck her or eat her, fuck her or eat her. . .I’ve got to go run later, so it would be good to have something in my stomach. . .I think I shall eat her.”
It’s definitely the eyes…….
I totally see it. That is hilarious.
Is this legitimate rape?
We’re all pregnant now, so no.
Just so I understand the context of these, this is Skarsgard driving through some sort of nighttime women’s festival?
If by “women’s festival” you mean “vagina”, then yes.
That explains all the ‘rain’ falling around him…
Win.
Holy Sh*t! I’m pregnant !
I’m a guy and even I want to buy Calvin Klein now. Damn you, Skarsgard!!!!
hominahominahomina
Can someone please explain to me this site’s obsession with Alexander Skarsgard? Seriously, please.
Sure. But I have to drive my mother-in-law to the hospital, her water just broke after watching these GIFs. I guess hysterectomies aren’t permanent after all.
If he’s handy around the house and has a fat soda can of a dick, then I’m interested. If not, he’s useless.
Your priorities seem like very good & practical ones to me.
Somehow I just can’t see this guy winterizing the lawnmower or taking out the trash, and he probably has a pale & slender phallus.
Now if he’d like to display his goods to prove my theory wrong…..
Wow, kimmy, I had no idea you were such a size queen. I was kinda hoping that you’d cut some slack for someone who knew how to use his fingers and tongue, but I guess not…
I also had no idea!
Of course she’s a size queen. She’s my wife.
Don, I have an age minimum of at least two years older than me. So, we’re gonna have to get a divorce.
That’s sad to hear. We’ll both leave the relationship with what we brought to it. Farewell, my love. We’ll always have Paris.
:::Squirt:::
Nice.
If someone told me the commercial was actually the trailer for 50 shades of grey I would have believed them.
You might be onto something for the main male character right there. Get on it, Hollywood!
Looks a lot like his dad here.
I’ve never been eye fucked before!
Yes, but now that you have, are you pregnant?
Now you know where the phrase “cockeyed” comes from.
Man, even the angels gets wet for Skarsgard!
I’m smoking a cigarette and wondering how I’m going to explain it to my husband when I give birth to a Nordic, 6’2″ leather clad God.
fuck. me. no really.
Help, my pussy’s swollen & it can’t get some of that Skarsgard!
I’ll buy a case. Now, what in the fuck-in-the-backseat-of-that-car-til-you-can’t-walk-straight hell is he selling, is he the gift with purchase, and why do I now have a blonde-haired, blue-eyed baby waiting for a diaper change?
I’ll take two more cases, please.
Damn you, ASkars, for making me use the word moist!
Fish’s man crush aside, he’s just not that hot.
I love these Skarsgard posts. The women around here get freaky. Well, freakier.
I was all prepared to mock this Broody Overload, but then I got to the chin-caressing eye-bang and … hold on. I feel something kicking.
he is a gorgeous specimen
The music with these gifs really puts it all together. Very nice.
Without the music: breathtaking. With the music: devastating.
There’s music?
I just got pregnant, and so did the fetus.
In 9 months time they’ll be calling them “Calvin Klein GIF babies”
I thought he was cute on Melancholia but I don’t like the way his teeth protrude. It takes away the charm. Look at his profile. Not good!