Calvin Harris Forgot Taylor Swift During Acceptance Speech
“And finally, Duanphen, if you’re at home watching, hold it like this next time. Exactly like this. Me tip you long time. G’night, everybody!”
When Taylor Swift accepted her award for Best Tour at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, she made it a point to specifically thank Calvin Harris by using his real name Adam and made a big deal about how amazing it is to come home to him every night. So when Calvin got up to accept his award, he might as well have stuck his dick in a blender because I guarantee you that’s exactly where it is right now. Page Six reports:
The pop star’s main squeeze, DJ Calvin Harris, raised eyebrows when he snubbed her during his acceptance speech for Dance Artist of the Year at the iHeartRadio Music Awards in Inglewood, Calif., on Sunday.
Harris, 32, delivered a long and rambling speech in which he thanked everyone he could think of … except the 26-year-old. He even thanked fellow nominee Diplo who previously offered to buy the “New Romantics” singer a “booty,” though the two have since made up.
Fortunately, Calvin made things all better on Twitter. And by all better I mean he forgot her ass again and is buried under the garage next to Jake Gyllenhaal.
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) April 4, 2016
As of this post, Taylor Swift has already written 14 double albums and an off-Broadway musical called, “Calvin Harris’ Dick Is A Fungus Cock of Betrayal So I Shot Him In His Goddamn Sleep Because I Was Literally Three Feet In Front of You, Three Feet! MOTHERFUCKER!”