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This is what happens when you don’t work for five years and let Harrison Ford date you. Who needs makeup when you’re going out with a 60-year-old. Looking even remotely attractive risks giving him a heart attack. Or maybe having his arm break off in a cloud of dust.
More of Calista looking peculiar after the jump.
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whitenavel | July 24, 2006 at 7:59 pm
First?
TOPAZ21 | July 24, 2006 at 7:59 pm
these pictures have to be old…she’s wearing a freaken sweater.
Jeremy1Esq | July 24, 2006 at 7:59 pm
first..im a dork
MeanNate | July 24, 2006 at 8:00 pm
And in other news… Fire is hot.
whitenavel | July 24, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Is that really Calista?
She’s put on some weight. Now she weighs more than my bowel movements.
ellaminnowpea | July 24, 2006 at 8:03 pm
too much Botox? she looks a little immobile in the facial area….takes expressionless to a new low….but then again she does live with expressionless Harrison…nevermind….
Grobpilot | July 24, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Flappy lip.
Sandra Dee | July 24, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Ew. She looks like she has tape holding her eyebrows back.
EWWWW.
Sandra Dee | July 24, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Did I say ew?!
datter | July 24, 2006 at 8:23 pm
… because we all know famous people are supposed to look good all the time.
More “after the jump”.
This site is starting to suck.
garbagepailkid | July 24, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Who?
Oh yeah, that chick from that show from a half decade ago that i don’t give a shit about.
Yawn.
jFp | July 24, 2006 at 8:42 pm
caption:
Calista was beginning to question whether using Harrisons “Carbonite-Facial” was a good idea or not and wondered why it was white and sticky and not black like in the movie.
Lester Nelson | July 24, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Wow. She actually looks like Harrison Ford.
twzzlrgirl | July 24, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Notice how her face doesn’t change AT ALL in the three pictures. I agree with #6 — either botox, or it’s just natural to look that way all the time now that she’s dating an old guy.
How sad.
Justin Igger | July 24, 2006 at 8:54 pm
makin another night of the living dead movie and i don’t even think i saw da other ones maybe i go see this one
Showgrrrl | July 24, 2006 at 9:01 pm
Well… She’s doing a cross between my Pug puppy’s face, and the Elvis Lip Sneer. Good on her plastic surgeon. Or maybe she’s concentrating hard? And by ‘concentrating’ I mean really doped up on some awesome drug that makes you FEEL PRETTY when you’re not?
As far as the sweater goes… don’t anorexics get cold easily?
BarbadoSlim | July 24, 2006 at 9:07 pm
She looks exactly like her expression: like a perpetually on the rag CUNT.
I hate this fucking bitch, if Greedo didn’t kill Han Solo, she did.
Tania | July 24, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Pale and uninteresting.
Spo | July 24, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Remember when she had eyebrows? Yeah, those were good times..
BarbadoSlim | July 24, 2006 at 9:29 pm
I remember this “girl” being quite the fuckable little piece of ass a few years back. Father time has not been kind, maybe she’s been abusing the dark side of the force or some shit like that. Yiikes.
Merebear | July 24, 2006 at 9:51 pm
She looks exactly the same in every picture and none of them have eyebrows! Why is she perpetually so mad? Is it because we can see her? She hasn’t completely disappeard into a two-dimensional lollipop-thing? “Damn that diet! I never get to be invisible!”
I used to love her Ally McBeal character, but seeing her out of character just pisses me off.
saltpeanuts | July 24, 2006 at 9:57 pm
Is this like one of those “Guess Which Picture is Different” games from my youth? Because every picture looks exactly the fucking same.
Joanne Viskup | July 24, 2006 at 10:05 pm
It’s “The Lady in the Water!”
sharkbite | July 24, 2006 at 10:11 pm
Wow, she looks almost alien-like. Too creepy for me.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
mrs.t | July 24, 2006 at 10:20 pm
Reminds me of Diamond Dogs-era Bowie.
HolisticWisdomcom | July 24, 2006 at 10:24 pm
She needs some sex with color!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-color-therapy-chromotherapy.htm
TaiTai | July 24, 2006 at 10:28 pm
Mrs. T stop insulting Bowie!
She still looks like Gollum to me. Constipated Gollum.
LilRach | July 24, 2006 at 10:28 pm
What the heck happend to her? She never really was that attractive but shit! She’s so pale – she looks really sick.
What’s up with her eyes – they are turning asian.
Gross. Get some sun woman…. and some style.
mrs.t | July 24, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Dear HolisticWisdomcom/SoftBlueGlow,
You know what goes great with color-therapy-sex? The coordinating dildo and oil offered in the “Extras” page!
Nuff is nuff with the promotional posts.
Signed,
Poster bored by the most boring Superficial day in the annals of Superficial History. aka Self Righteous Girl Reduced to Tears Where the Floodwaters Soak their Belongings.
mediafiend | July 24, 2006 at 11:07 pm
What a lame post. So what, is she supposed to look hot 24/7? She looks like a normal person walking on the street.
jane's eyre | July 24, 2006 at 11:12 pm
@29
THANK YOU!
I’ve really been wanting to say something about that, but people tend to get all crazy.
jane's eyre | July 24, 2006 at 11:15 pm
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PaisleyMoon | July 24, 2006 at 11:34 pm
She looks peculiar? That’s the best you got? Where’s the superfish guy cuz that can’t be him posting this crap and lame shit.
Nimuë LaMer | July 24, 2006 at 11:46 pm
Looks like she can still smell the Dirty Sanchez Harrison gave her earlier, not matter how much Noxzema she scrubs with.
Where’s annoying Tina from the Colin Ferrell post when you need her?
bould002 | July 25, 2006 at 12:46 am
she looks normal to me. people shouldn’t wear makeup all the time, that would be gross.
props to calista for gaining some weight. if she still looked the way she used to you’d be making fun of her for being too skinny.
i agree that this site is getting lame.
this isn’t funny or interesting.
its basically a picture of a normal person going shopping.
Agatha | July 25, 2006 at 12:55 am
If you can see her, you have the
Agatha | July 25, 2006 at 12:56 am
If you can see her, you have the sixth sense.
Jenners | July 25, 2006 at 1:06 am
Her face didn’t change because it was one of those cameras that take a bazillion pics in 1 second. Jesus people, she looks like a perfectly normal woman. Hell maybe the sun was in her eyes. Big effin’ deal.
And to #21 who is pissed off because Calista is out of her her Ally McBeal character. If that pisses you off, you need a life. That’s just wrong on so many levels. Oh, maybe you were trying to be funny? It didn’t work.
This was a really stupid post with really stupid people trying to be anything but really stupid.
xikita | July 25, 2006 at 1:35 am
Did she just see a ghost? Possibly Harrison?
Binky | July 25, 2006 at 1:59 am
Calista – Hang In there.
But maybe quit the cult for a while – the PR people have finally caught on to “the stare” The public at LARGE will probs soon catch on as well.
I still think Harrison was probably a good career move, but…let’s face it…in his breakout role most of his screen time and dialog was dwarfed by Chewbacca.
His later roles just heightened the fact…
(Hopefully a decent pre-nup – then eat)
Captain_P | July 25, 2006 at 2:02 am
She looks like Katherine Helmond in Brazil. Forreal tho. Not that that’s a bad thing…
Glossed Over | July 25, 2006 at 2:14 am
Eh, it’s not like she was so gorgeous to begin with.
http://glossedover.com
LilRach | July 25, 2006 at 2:19 am
To the few people who say she looks like a normal person walking down the street – WTF???!!!!
That face is not normal. If you think that’s normal i hate to think what you think isn’t normal.
Binky | July 25, 2006 at 2:35 am
So : Stevey Nash comes back to Canuckistan without his haircut…
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/06/30/pamela_anderson_wears_the_clot.html#comment
(around 169)
Steve, buddy, we would have still let you back in with your hair ! Quit paying attention to this lame site. That was what you would call a ‘mindless drivel spew’. A doubled dribble.
( Although you’ll probably be a lot faster.)
(Basketball secret – don’t pass to the lousy guys) (‘Binky’ J Wooden)
And what the H are you doing down in Phoenix anyway ? Oh sure – the people there don’t need ovens – they just put dinner out to cook in the back yard. But – I’m sure the novelty of that wears off after a while.
And, back in Canada, where would my sex life be without my frost-bitten penis ? Well. Ok. I might HAVE a sex life without it – but – Hey – Think of the STD’s I’ve avoided.
Oh, sorry, the librarian watching my internet useage says I’m off topic again. Sorry kids…
Gotta go.
tiina | July 25, 2006 at 3:07 am
she looks like a hypnotized stick insect.
discreet_chaos | July 25, 2006 at 3:32 am
She looks stoned.
nc72 | July 25, 2006 at 6:03 am
What do you mean date they’re likely getting married. You know how things go when you get married…
http://www.exposay.com/harrison-ford-to-marry-calista-flockhart/v/2481/
qico | July 25, 2006 at 7:16 am
so what else is new
joker13 | July 25, 2006 at 7:39 am
hm,well shes not exactly 20.But she does look kinda…different.
Uhn Tiss Baby | July 25, 2006 at 9:00 am
I reckon she’s on heroine.