Calista Flockhart has never seen Star Wars

March 2nd, 2009 // 69 Comments

Despite the fact she’s engaged to freaking Han Solo, Calista Flockhart has never seen any of the Star Wars movies, according to WENN:

The couple, who became engaged on 1 April 2007, have been dating since 2002. And Flockhart, who was still a child at the time the original film debuted in 1977, blames her rural upbringing for never seeing the sci-fi franchise that made her fiance a cult hero.
The 44-year-old actress says, “I was never starstruck (by him). I have not seen Star Wars, isn’t that amazing… I’m sure it is (good). It’s weird that I haven’t seen it. We lived in a small town and the movie theatre was an hour away. And I was 12 – the perfect age to see it.”

However, in all fairness, Harrison Ford doesn’t even know Calista Flockhart’s an actress. But then again, who does?

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  1. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

  2. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

  3. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

  4. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

  5. Lissette

    Please! Do you really *think* she didn’t see Star Wars??? She was 12, in a rural town with NOTHING to do. NO way!!!!! She just wants to put out the “cool factor” for him. She wants him to thank she is not starstruck, etc.
    PLEASE!!!

  6. Lissette

    PLEASE!!!! We are expected to believe that she was 12, in a town with nothing to do, but with a movie theater and no real cable? She didn’t see it? What else was there going on??? And, what about the other movies????
    PLEASE!!! She just did that for the cool factor…oh, no I’m only interested in you, I was never starstruck, etc.

  7. Lissette

    PLEASE!!!! We are expected to believe that she was 12, in a town with nothing to do, but with a movie theater and no real cable? She didn’t see it? What else was there going on??? And, what about the other movies????
    PLEASE!!! She just did that for the cool factor…oh, no I’m only interested in you, I was never starstruck, etc.

  8. BonnieBell

    I have to agree, at 12 with nothing to do, I’m sure she saw the film. Heck, I was 5 in 1977 and was at the film…..I recall being totally blown away at 5 by that movie……

  9. Whippet

    Whatever you all say, I think she is smokin’ hot for her age. Always liked her! :-)

  10. enter once

    Wow- #’s 46 thru 54
    Epilepsy? Parkinson’s?
    And #55, 56 and 57
    Alzheimers?

  11. she's 2 scrawny

    ha ha #1
    good one!

  12. larrythefatcat

    Excellent zinger, who DOES know that Calista Flockhart is an actress… and a great Blade Runner reference to boot!!!

  13. Obnoxious Joe

    #62 That’s right! It is a Blade Runner reference. I was checking if someone recognized it.

  14. Red Leader Wannabe

    WTF earring?

  15. After the last Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford is no longer relevant. Calista Flockhart were not at all.

  16. I agree with your opinion, good postings, top

  17. You write is too good, I top, continue refueling ah

  18. Cururu

    For who made a lot cosmetic surgery she is hum.. more old than young, no sexy or gorgeous woman, but for a old man like him she good enough.

  19. Joel

    She is a beautiful and talented woman. All you taking pot shots above are obviously a bunch of jealous losers who haven’t come to grips with the fact that there are some people who are good looking, hard working, talented, and also genuinely nice human beings. How many of you have been as successful in your professions or marriages as either of these folks have been? How many of you are fat lazy slobs who haven’t had anything nice to say about anyone in a long time due to your own self loathing? Darwin rules.

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