Last night I met the (third) woman I’m going to marry. I’ve never told anyone this before, but shortly after filming Temple of Doom, I found myself drawn, powerfully even, to waif-like bodies, stricken with hunger and perhaps a tad boyish if I may be frank. Now at long last I found someone who encapsulated all of that, plus a really, really big Joker mouth that I’ll probably shove my manhood into. Because, for real, how would that not happen? This earring is the panty-dropper.
- Harrsion, 1/21/2002
P.S. Totally saw topless tits while flying my helicopter again. I will never stop buzzing that beach.
Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI
Falista Cockfart.
$30 Beach Blowies?!? Fuckin Brazil RAWKS!!!!
A bargain at the price.
I wonder if Monica is frolicking with the rest of her FRIENDS at the beach..?
She has a really sexy . . . pair of blue trunks.
We have found the perfect Joker for the next Batman movie.
And now the mandatory photo of my wive so my aliby for taking 5
And now the mandatory photo of my wive so my aliby for taking 5
Han(d) Solo?
Unlike Jon Hamm, Harrison stores his excess length conveniently in his right pocket.
Discussion question: does it count as a bikini if the bottoms are a little boy’s trunks? Once we’ve hashed that out, we can work on the issue of whether it counts as a bikini if there are no boobs involved.
Or even if there is NO Woman involved
Posting those photos is one of the sickest things you’ve ever done.
And now the mandatory photo of my wife so I can explain taking 50 pics of that hot model in the background.
She has no worries. She’s fucking Han Solo!
If I had to bang an old dude then I’d just go for Hans and skip the guy in the bikini that looks like my weird uncle.
The blogger is doing his best to destroy my decades long celebrity crush.
Fine….go ahead…liberate me.
That’s a MAN!!! Ru Paul has better tits
We’ve got a surfboard here!
I’m really enjoying the meta-development of Fish’s post titles. I’m waiting for “Fuck It, I’m Out Of Here, No, Seriously, I’m Done. I Realized That I Am Posting About a Milkshake Created In Honour Of Amber Rose’s Child, And There’s A Gas Station Hiring Near My House. Really, This Is It, Stop Hitting Refresh.”
He’s got bigger tits than she does.
But I guess you could say that about just about anyone.
He’s still banging her? Jesus Christ, even Larry fucking King manages to find a new one every couple years.
Okay, lots of hate in here….not me! She’s smoking hot you guys! Of course she’s flat chested, she’s ALWAYS been flat. Better than some desperate star like Hayden Pantyface that got cut up because she wanted A cups instead of no-cups.
Also, she FORTY EIGHT YEARS OLD!! She looks fantastic. Love me some Ally McBeal!
“I’ll lick a cock hard”?
When I saw this picture, I had a flashback to Aphex Twin’s Windowlicker. You’ll know what I mean if you’ve seen the video for it.
I’m still going to therapy for ‘Rubber Johnny’ and ‘Come to Daddy’. :D
She looks good. I’ve always like her.
I haven’t been this horny since I bought a new corn broom.
Why is that little boy wearing a bikini top?
Seriously, this woman was born in 1964. She looks amazing.
This is grandpa Fords 3rd marriage. Apparently things look well.
She’s very cute and tight for a woman near 50. He’ll probably die first before he gets tired of this one.
Gollum in a bikini
Is that Dave Foley in the background? I love that guy.
huh, weird. no boner this time.
in every picture like this, there’s always a hipster in the background saying it all with his face.
Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say “I made you” you gotta say “you made me.” How childish can you get?
She looks awesome for someone a hair away from 50.
She’s always been waif-like and at least she’s aging gracefully and not a duck-lipped, shiny-foreheaded, collagen-injected, Botox-huffing phony.
She came by her acting chops through study and working plays and didn’t suck any dicks for roles.
At least she looks healthy now. She used to be deathly skinny.
Is that a bikini top or a tattoo?
Sorry to all you people who think she’s aging “gracefully”. Look at the eyebrows and the hairline, I think she’s had a facelift.
I don’t understand how people enjoy going to beaches with hordes of other people on them. Ugh.
Looks like his light saber is stuck!
Well, this website has officially jumped the shark, if that’s possible for a website to do.
NO tits but she never did have them I think.
NOT emaciated though ! !
I hope she’s healthy and capable of taking cock.
She actually looks great!