Lindsey Graham: If Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Safe, She’ll Vote For Me

Lindsey Graham believes in traditional marriage and doesn’t support equal rights for LBGT Americans, but Caitlyn Jenner should vote for him anyway or else the Muslims will kill us all are words that he literally just said to CNN:

“Here’s what I would say to the talk show hosts: In the eyes of radical Islam, they hate you as much as they hate Caitlyn Jenner,” Graham said. “They hate us all because we won’t agree to their view of religion. So America, we are all in this together.”

Ah, the old “Vote For Me Or We’re All Fucking Dead” approach. Never fails. In Senator Graham’s defense, he does attempt to empathize with Caitlyn Jenner because clearly he’s never been on social media before and has no idea he’s basically a traitor now:

“I haven’t walked in her shoes. I don’t have all the answers to the mysteries of life,” he said. “I can only imagine the torment that Bruce Jenner went through. I hope he’s — I hope she has found peace.”
“I’m a pro-life, traditional marriage kind of guy, but I’m running to be president of the United States. If Caitlyn Jenner wants to be a Republican, she is welcome in my party,” Graham said.

“We won’t let her marry whoever she wants, take a leak wherever she wants, or be treated as anything more than an abomination from the devil, but we will tax her less, and at the end of the day, I think that’s worth more than all of that other stuff. And not dying from radical Islam. You can’t use the Instagram machine if there’s Sharia Law lurking about. That’s what I always say.”

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