Caitlyn Jenner Won’t Be Charged With Anything For Car Crash

Days before coming out as a transgender woman, Caitlyn Jenner was involved in the type of accident that happens all the fucking time in LA because it’s the goddamn Thunderdome of traffic. Sadly, an innocent woman died, and her dead body has been relentlessly used as a stick to discredit Caitlyn’s transition by fucking idiots ever since. If you want to argue that Caitlyn Jenner is a shitty person because of tons of other valid examples, go nuts. But the accident was never the smoking gun that invalidates all transgenders, which is what assholes were reaching for here, and it still isn’t now that she’s been cleared of all charges, according to PEOPLE. That said, is ducking those charges further proof of Caitlyn Jenner’s very, very white richness? Abso-fucking-lutely. But the flip-side of that is she’s staring down a civil suit and will almost definitely pay out the ass at some point – as she should – so your hate boner’s going to have to content itself with that. And something tells me you’re good at contenting yourself because, let’s be honest, you’re reading this site. I know why I’m here. I know why I’m here…

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