Buffy Criticizes Shallow Starlets

Superficial / November 4, 2005

sarah_gellar_thumb1.jpgSarah Michelle Gellar took time out of her busy schedule of doing absolutely nothing to lecture our woe-begotten society on its evils. At a benefit for Step Up Women’s Network, Buffy said

Think about Rosa Parks. There was a woman who did so much for other women. And nowadays, women are famous for the way they wear their hair. Or designers they wear. Or who they date. Someone like Rosa Parks reminds you that fighting for women’s causes is the most important thing we can do.”

I love it when celebrities get all high-minded and criticize the very things that caused them to be celebrities in the first place. In my opinion she should stop talking about women’s causes and start talking about the cause in my pants. Hell, she can even raise a benefit for it. Jenna Jameson will host, and the evening will be spent with two-dozen porn stars in Strawberry Shortcake outfits jello-wrestling for my love and calling me Doctor Schlong.

P.S. I think Sarah-Michelle Gellar might be a midget.