Walter White Might Be Lex Luthor

August 9th, 2013 // 13 Comments
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“Walter White is bald, and so is Lex Luthor.” And that’s all you need to be a Hollywood casting agent. The End.

According to Latino-Review, Bryan Cranston is the top contender to play Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman – or Superman Vs. Batman if you want to be all Kryptonian’s lib about it – because you know what every child wants to see? Superman’s archnemesis in his tighty whiteys. Damn kids won’t shut up about it at the Toys ‘R Us I hang out in. — For charity! Charity.

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  1. schmidtler

    well, if being bald was the only requirement, it sure is a better choice than Bruce Willis or Howie Mandel.

  2. JC

    I have a hard time imagining any movie that wouldn’t be improved by Bryan Cranston and/or (in the case of stupid movies) Bryan Cranston in character as Walter White.

  3. It’s meth, Superman. Little blue souvenir from the old mobile home.

  4. Bryan Cranston has the talent to do anything.

  5. anonymous

    They should just keep Lex Luthor out of the Man of Steel movies. How boring is he as a super villain?

    Lex: “Even though I am a genius and know that Kryptonite kills you, I seem to fail at it every time. The last movie I even made a small continent of Kryptonite and still fucked it up.”

  6. corpse paint

    my penis gets confused when looking at pictures of amber rose

  7. Done right, Cranston would make an excellent Lex Luthor. The self made billionaire scientist whose xenophobe paranoia makes him believe that mankind cannot progress with its super powered babysitter and attempts to take him down not only physically, but in the eyes of the people he has sworn to protect.

  8. Could Aaron Paul be like his Mini-Me Lex Luthor?
    “Don’t talk to my creator that way…BITCH!”

  9. Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor? Superman better watch his ass….

  10. nosepicker

    Yo, Mr Luthor! Kryptonite me, BITCH!

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