Bryan Cranston Got a Real Bargain on The Dutch Hooker Who Took His Virginity

Photo Boy / August 2, 2012

“And for an extra 3 guilders, POW — Right in the titties!”

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Bryan Cranston is probably the greatest actor of all time. Ok, that could be a bit of an overstatement, but not if you’re not a fan of Breaking Bad and/or stories involving teenagers tricking their parents into funding their deflowering by way of prostitution. Starpulse reports:

“Beer is a nickel, and the hookers are cheap – it was 24 guilders, which I think was $8, to get laid,” he says. “We’re all writing home to our parents for more money: ‘We’re having such a good time, Mom and Dad! Please send more money! We promise to pay you back!'”

I’m not saying this is definitely the kind of story that makes this man so incredibly cool at the moment, but I am saying it’s sort of like if you baked a cake and you were trying to think of the perfect way to ice it and then a low-cost dutch hooker falls through your kitchen ceiling right on top of it.

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