Bruce Willis likes them young

WTF? 80′s flashback! I thought this was a vintage photo at first! Her hair is so outdated! Totally 80′s trashy blonde stringy with dark roots showing. Her makeup is 80′s overdone cakey with pastel eye and lip. The boob-job looks like its from the 80′s too…ick

So Bruce is probably about rung 5 or 6, behind 1) blonding 2) stripping 3) getting breast implants 4)moving to LA) and 5) posing for Playboy, on her long, hard, sweaty ladder to stardom.
Which means she’ll be on TV or in film in the very near future, and that in about eight years, she’ll have hepatitis.

Enjoy the view while it lasts.

how long before asthon mary this thing?

“I don’t mind the bald head.” means she MINDS the bald head. Just putting up with it until she gets the fame she covets.

And yeah, who stole her waist? The same doc that gave her the underarm implants?

yeah, she doesn’t really have any curves.

Did you notice in every picture her left forefinger and thumb are making a little “O” shape. So now she is going to punch us all when she sees us.

#6 needs to be put in the Hall of Fame. That’s just outstanding work.

Definitely rates a “Yippee-ki-ya, mother f_ _ker!”

Anyone who names their kid “Rumer” doesn’t deserve this.
I mean the other kids, ‘Singlemalter’, and ‘Budliter’ are about the same age as well.

Wow and to think not long ago the best he could pick up was courtney love…

LOL shes rocking the Kelly Kapowski bang. Thats hilarious….

That hair do isn’t eighties, its a comb over. she’s either doesn’t mind the bald head cause she herself has a vitamin deficiency or she is patronizing big bruce and trying show him how its done…

Bruce you son of a gun. You’re my fucking hero.
She’s a peach. Waste? What waste? She’s got a great waist and great damn everything.

Yeow!

I heard ol’ Bruce used to pay hookers to eat their pussy. I bet he’s got some serious tongue cramps right about now. More power to him.

Eh, she’s OK. She looks like Lohan.

And #6 was good. You da man.

I don’t know HOW or WHY some young chicks find geezers sexy. It’s like those women that swoon over Sean Connery. He’s 77 fucking years old! Bruce isn’t far behind.

Do you have any idea what geriatrics look like naked?! After working in a hospital for a while, I have to say that I’ve seen plenty of old naked people… Fact: NO sexy voice can make up for the body of a soft-bellied, paperskinned, osteoporotic near-corpse whose nuts have now sagged to his knees while his penis has been completely absorbed.

This is what aging does to men; It absorbs the dick and stretches the balls. There’s probably even some mathematical formula for the Sags:Absorption ratio. If not there should be. And it should obviously involve his Pi !

she went to my high school.

weird…

Old Brucey came into my stripclub in S.F a few years back. I of course was his girl for the nite. We hung in the d.j booth toward the end of the nite where I began to suck his dick. Oh my gosh! I swear, erect it was like the size and width of my thumb. Poor thing, leave the guy alone. The only reason Demi stayed so long was to establish herself in hollywood, now another poor girl putting up with that un-detecteble “cock” to become famous. I don’t know who I feel sorry for more, him, her or me! No I didn’t finish, it was for a minute tops cause I didn’t want to lose my job over a tick tack.

#6 rocks – almost as much as Bruce for rocking the world of this babe.

Luv the small face, and the expression which is like… oh you like looking at me?… but why?

Mmmm…. uneven skintone and tiny clown lips totally get my rocks off. Look at her hairy orange arms. Hot.

I guess itz normal
for Bruce-z boy to
get young shit, but

Demi totally makez
me sick with her toy
boy-she should of kept
him a secret hid out
in her closet becoz of
those 3 daughterz..
WHAT A WHORE…..

This chick would definitely make me die (ahem) hard.

Best post ever. OK, second to anything with Jessica Alba, even with the drooling. Or those pregnanat Selma Hayek photos. I’m just gonna stop now.

Holyshit…..
the Doctor is
back in the
houze…….

Wait, wait…which bald head is she talking about?

“He’s got a sexy voice……….and lots and lots of MONEY, ooo!

What cheesy photos. What perv talked her into posing in a bikini in his backyard on a beach towel with promises of a modeling contract? Sick fucker.

this chick had a krooked
face, I guess he could
bag that head………

yes, the chick would definately make
me die, because I hate women.

77 i was wondering the same. it was probably her dad. disgusting.

#6 needs more original material.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005361.html

And so on.

Someone’s got daddy issues.

Of course, he’s good looking, he’s wallet’s fat, he’s HOT!

wasn’t he sorta banging [or trying to bang] Lindsay Lohan before? This chick is quite the clone of her, no?

well lock up your daughters that sick bastard

OMG! Jon Benet lives and is all grows up!!!

#65 and #84…I was thinking the same thing (that she’s Lohanish) #10 “sugar beet” is 2 words, am I confined to using them in conjunction, or may I mix it up? :)

Way to go bruce, but this is only a random cute college girl, she’s not the playmate quality of yore (unless this is the pre-airbrush pic?).
All your fame and name recognition, yet Brian Austin Green gets Megan Fox? Dude, I’d be pissed.

I think Tamara is a very sweet and beautiful woman and I applaud Bruce’s taste in beauty. Having enjoyed seeing Tamara in the Playboy family, I pity all of you that think she’s such a monstrosity. To me she outclasses your own partners to the nth degree. Bruce and Tamara….enjoy the ride!!!!!!

Too bad she has Donald Trump’s hair.
Seriously. What is that shit, a comb over?

You could pick her apart but I still dig her…for now.

Bruce., Ur mY Idol man., great choice. excelente taste as always., when i get older i wanna be just like u. p.s. to all readers.: THIS IS NOT SARCASM. Grea hit on the girl big guy!

PEDOPHILE

What is she doing with that oldfart, EWW! I think I’m going to vomit.

#92

Yeah right why do you think a young girl would want your nasty old ass? Plenty of hot young guys, this girl only wants Bruce for $$$$$$$$$ but otherwise why would anyone choose to sleep with a saggy old grandpa who’s probably incontinant and will be dead in a few decades?