jimbo’s getting brand new blisters now…
GO GET’EM BRUCE….BOTH OF THEM!!!!
fucking big tits..bless plastic surgery…and screw god!!
I would hit that shit so hard, whoever pulled me out would be declared the King of England.
She’s hot in a sexy, slutty kinda way….nothing you’d wanna keep around for a while. But good on him for hittin that.
The very best thing about this girl is how tiny her head is. You could talk her into doing anything – she’s probably got the brain of a 8-year-old. If Bruce has any dirty and degrading fantasies that he’s been afraid to act out, now’s the fucking time!
Huh, I must be jaded, because I don’t find her overly hot. She doesn’t have much of a waist… ah well, whatcha gonna do.
The word of the day is “sugar beet”
Try and work it into your general conversations.
Bruce deserves this. He needs a playmate. Creepy that she’s almost the age of his daughter, but hey better get it now when everything is still working down there.
she’s probably impressed that he has his own driver’s licence and chequebook too…
“Hey I had a tough day shooting ‘insert mindless film name here’, so sugar beet daddy off and tuck him in when you’re done”.
#6 – Best. Comment. Ever.
I can’t follow that.
Ewwwwwww…!!! she´s really preety, but sick in the head!
It’s like grandpa says: Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don’t make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.
She arches her back a lot in every picture. I wonder if she’s having really bad gas pains?
She looks like she could be a blow up doll.
I’d feast on her yeast anytime!!!!!!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A KID
thanks for the ref
It’s good to be Bruce.
I agree #9!… she hardly has a waist. Not very curvy. Obviously just a boobjob/boobonastick kinda thing. A boobjob, among other surgical procedures (her lips look really funny), as she doesn’t look very natural. I bet if she had just left herself alone she would be naturally pretty. Instead she just looks like your stereotypical plastic hollywood chic. I feel sorry for Demi & Bruce’s kids, between Ashton & this little blowup doll, they must be so confused why their parents are dating their peers.
Her nose and breasts make Christina Aguilera’s chest look natural. I thought Bruce Willis was some kind of eunuch space monk.
Fucking hell, I’d date bruce willis and I’m only 20. He’s hot.
She’d make a nice lawn gnome.
Hi Demi, this is Bruce, This girl I’m seeing, Tamara just did an interview in EW Magazine…you ahve a copy there at the house? Ok go get it, I’ll wait…….hi, yeah, ok page 37, take a look at it. You see it? I win.
:P puagghh she is ugly bruce better get another one..
Best situation ever: Kelso dumps G.I. Jane and runs off with Malibu Stacy here. That would make my junk jingle.
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Well he made out with Lohan who is 2 years younger than this chick….this shows progress right?
#13 Nsomniac – That works for me.
This is a great post. Bruce Willis is a fuckin’ champ and damn I envy him right now.
I like her look. She looks uncomfortable while sitting, and she’s got a red thongback swimsuit on. As if she just had painful anal sex and she’s making sure any blood that dribbles out will be unnoticeable. My kinda girl.
Excellent taste Bruce, well done!
I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit…
I really don’t care but couldn’t you find any other picture where this young lady might look, let’s say… smarter, Superfish?
Just wait till she finds out he makes $20 million a picture. Then she’ll REALLY like him!
(Do I need to add sarcasm tags? I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.)
Oh she looks like girls I see in school (no I am not a student) she is a very ordinary grrrrrl next door type of bimbo cant get any fame from anything other than getting her kit off and porcking a celeb.
Bruce and I have something in common. We both like young women. Good for both of us.
Looks like we are getting the finale in the DIE HARD series,this young bitch is going to kill the man GOD bless him though.Ashton is probably thinking what the f**k have I got myself into Bruce is out f***ing hot bitches and Im stuck here with a 60 year old sandpaper crotch..Dumbass you’ve been Punked!!!
I bet she gives great helmet
she could do so much better.
She “[doesn't] mind the bald head.” Wow. That’s true love right there, folks. You don’t get any more enlightened human connection than when you can point out your partner’s flaws and proclaim they’re not a problem for you. It’s like a guy pointing out his wife’s saddlebags and loudly proclaiming, “those don’t make me flaccid at all!”
Pardon me, I have something in my eye.
I’m sure she’s very smart.
Maybe it’s her big hair or something, but she has an 80s girl look to her
Please, me pee skin is very raw!
23? too old to shag. just ask patrick bateman!
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