Bruce Willis likes them young

May 16th, 2007 // 94 Comments
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  1. schack

    jimbo’s getting brand new blisters now…

  2. Rossaulhoff

    DAMN!!!!!!!!

    GO GET’EM BRUCE….BOTH OF THEM!!!!

    HAHAHAHHA

  3. Superevil

    God……Damn

  4. wanker

    fucking big tits..bless plastic surgery…and screw god!!

  5. Willie Style

    I would hit that shit so hard, whoever pulled me out would be declared the King of England.

  6. She’s hot in a sexy, slutty kinda way….nothing you’d wanna keep around for a while. But good on him for hittin that.

  7. p0nk

    The very best thing about this girl is how tiny her head is. You could talk her into doing anything – she’s probably got the brain of a 8-year-old. If Bruce has any dirty and degrading fantasies that he’s been afraid to act out, now’s the fucking time!

  8. Courtney

    Huh, I must be jaded, because I don’t find her overly hot. She doesn’t have much of a waist… ah well, whatcha gonna do.

  9. The word of the day is “sugar beet”
    Try and work it into your general conversations.

  10. Sj

    Bruce deserves this. He needs a playmate. Creepy that she’s almost the age of his daughter, but hey better get it now when everything is still working down there.

  11. tima

    she’s probably impressed that he has his own driver’s licence and chequebook too…

  12. Nsomniac

    “Hey I had a tough day shooting ‘insert mindless film name here’, so sugar beet daddy off and tuck him in when you’re done”.

    Like that?

  13. #6 – Best. Comment. Ever.

    I can’t follow that.

  14. Ewwwwwww…!!! she´s really preety, but sick in the head!

  15. Ladybug

    LMAO #6

  16. It’s like grandpa says: Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don’t make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.

  17. veggi

    She arches her back a lot in every picture. I wonder if she’s having really bad gas pains?

  18. FruitySkittles

    She looks like she could be a blow up doll.

  19. streetsense

    I’d feast on her yeast anytime!!!!!!!!!

  20. CHROME

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A KID

  21. Little Miss Sunshine

    thanks for the ref

  22. Chauncey Gardner

    It’s good to be Bruce.

  23. captain obvious

    I agree #9!… she hardly has a waist. Not very curvy. Obviously just a boobjob/boobonastick kinda thing. A boobjob, among other surgical procedures (her lips look really funny), as she doesn’t look very natural. I bet if she had just left herself alone she would be naturally pretty. Instead she just looks like your stereotypical plastic hollywood chic. I feel sorry for Demi & Bruce’s kids, between Ashton & this little blowup doll, they must be so confused why their parents are dating their peers.

  24. Chris

    Her nose and breasts make Christina Aguilera’s chest look natural. I thought Bruce Willis was some kind of eunuch space monk.

  25. pep

    Fucking hell, I’d date bruce willis and I’m only 20. He’s hot.

  26. Butch

    She’d make a nice lawn gnome.

  27. .
    Hi Demi, this is Bruce, This girl I’m seeing, Tamara just did an interview in EW Magazine…you ahve a copy there at the house? Ok go get it, I’ll wait…….hi, yeah, ok page 37, take a look at it. You see it? I win.

  28. Marcos Glez.

    :P puagghh she is ugly bruce better get another one..

  29. Best situation ever: Kelso dumps G.I. Jane and runs off with Malibu Stacy here. That would make my junk jingle.

    Check it out: http://www.angryferretjones.com

    It’s not much, but I call it home.

  30. SCOTLAND

    I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

  31. lambman

    Well he made out with Lohan who is 2 years younger than this chick….this shows progress right?

  32. #13 Nsomniac – That works for me.

  33. Phazon

    This is a great post. Bruce Willis is a fuckin’ champ and damn I envy him right now.

  34. wedgeone

    I like her look. She looks uncomfortable while sitting, and she’s got a red thongback swimsuit on. As if she just had painful anal sex and she’s making sure any blood that dribbles out will be unnoticeable. My kinda girl.

  35. cinnarose

    Excellent taste Bruce, well done!

  36. ToiletDuck

    I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit…

  37. julyper

    I really don’t care but couldn’t you find any other picture where this young lady might look, let’s say… smarter, Superfish?

    #6 LMAO!!!!!

  38. Just wait till she finds out he makes $20 million a picture. Then she’ll REALLY like him!

    (Do I need to add sarcasm tags? I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.)

  39. Kamihi

    Oh she looks like girls I see in school (no I am not a student) she is a very ordinary grrrrrl next door type of bimbo cant get any fame from anything other than getting her kit off and porcking a celeb.

  40. 1MILFhunter

    Bruce and I have something in common. We both like young women. Good for both of us.

  41. jxb

    Looks like we are getting the finale in the DIE HARD series,this young bitch is going to kill the man GOD bless him though.Ashton is probably thinking what the f**k have I got myself into Bruce is out f***ing hot bitches and Im stuck here with a 60 year old sandpaper crotch..Dumbass you’ve been Punked!!!

  42. Superevil

    I bet she gives great helmet

  43. jennifer

    pretty.

    she could do so much better.

  44. happy_bunny

    She “[doesn't] mind the bald head.” Wow. That’s true love right there, folks. You don’t get any more enlightened human connection than when you can point out your partner’s flaws and proclaim they’re not a problem for you. It’s like a guy pointing out his wife’s saddlebags and loudly proclaiming, “those don’t make me flaccid at all!”

    Pardon me, I have something in my eye.

  45. ParPar

    I’m sure she’s very smart.

  46. john

    Maybe it’s her big hair or something, but she has an 80s girl look to her

  47. The_Squizz

    YEEEEEESSSSSSS!

    Please, me pee skin is very raw!

  48. honeycomb'sbig_yeahyeahyeah!

    23? too old to shag. just ask patrick bateman!

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