Bruce Willis likes them young
May 16th, 2007 // 94 Comments
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schack | May 16, 2007 at 2:08 pm
jimbo’s getting brand new blisters now…
sam | May 16, 2007 at 2:08 pm
hot.
Rossaulhoff | May 16, 2007 at 2:08 pm
DAMN!!!!!!!!
GO GET’EM BRUCE….BOTH OF THEM!!!!
HAHAHAHHA
Superevil | May 16, 2007 at 2:09 pm
God……Damn
wanker | May 16, 2007 at 2:10 pm
fucking big tits..bless plastic surgery…and screw god!!
Willie Style | May 16, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I would hit that shit so hard, whoever pulled me out would be declared the King of England.
Ryan | May 16, 2007 at 2:11 pm
She’s hot in a sexy, slutty kinda way….nothing you’d wanna keep around for a while. But good on him for hittin that.
p0nk | May 16, 2007 at 2:12 pm
The very best thing about this girl is how tiny her head is. You could talk her into doing anything – she’s probably got the brain of a 8-year-old. If Bruce has any dirty and degrading fantasies that he’s been afraid to act out, now’s the fucking time!
Courtney | May 16, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Huh, I must be jaded, because I don’t find her overly hot. She doesn’t have much of a waist… ah well, whatcha gonna do.
Fifth Stooge | May 16, 2007 at 2:15 pm
The word of the day is “sugar beet”
Try and work it into your general conversations.
Sj | May 16, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Bruce deserves this. He needs a playmate. Creepy that she’s almost the age of his daughter, but hey better get it now when everything is still working down there.
tima | May 16, 2007 at 2:20 pm
she’s probably impressed that he has his own driver’s licence and chequebook too…
Nsomniac | May 16, 2007 at 2:20 pm
“Hey I had a tough day shooting ‘insert mindless film name here’, so sugar beet daddy off and tuck him in when you’re done”.
Like that?
Bern | May 16, 2007 at 2:29 pm
#6 – Best. Comment. Ever.
I can’t follow that.
Poroleishon | May 16, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Ewwwwwww…!!! she´s really preety, but sick in the head!
Poroleishon | May 16, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Pretty…
Ladybug | May 16, 2007 at 2:36 pm
LMAO #6
Angry Ferret Jones | May 16, 2007 at 2:39 pm
It’s like grandpa says: Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don’t make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.
veggi | May 16, 2007 at 2:39 pm
She arches her back a lot in every picture. I wonder if she’s having really bad gas pains?
FruitySkittles | May 16, 2007 at 2:39 pm
She looks like she could be a blow up doll.
streetsense | May 16, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I’d feast on her yeast anytime!!!!!!!!!
CHROME | May 16, 2007 at 2:40 pm
SHE LOOKS LIKE A KID
Little Miss Sunshine | May 16, 2007 at 2:40 pm
thanks for the ref
Chauncey Gardner | May 16, 2007 at 2:43 pm
It’s good to be Bruce.
captain obvious | May 16, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I agree #9!… she hardly has a waist. Not very curvy. Obviously just a boobjob/boobonastick kinda thing. A boobjob, among other surgical procedures (her lips look really funny), as she doesn’t look very natural. I bet if she had just left herself alone she would be naturally pretty. Instead she just looks like your stereotypical plastic hollywood chic. I feel sorry for Demi & Bruce’s kids, between Ashton & this little blowup doll, they must be so confused why their parents are dating their peers.
Chris | May 16, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Her nose and breasts make Christina Aguilera’s chest look natural. I thought Bruce Willis was some kind of eunuch space monk.
pep | May 16, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Fucking hell, I’d date bruce willis and I’m only 20. He’s hot.
Butch | May 16, 2007 at 2:46 pm
She’d make a nice lawn gnome.
Spindoc | May 16, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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Hi Demi, this is Bruce, This girl I’m seeing, Tamara just did an interview in EW Magazine…you ahve a copy there at the house? Ok go get it, I’ll wait…….hi, yeah, ok page 37, take a look at it. You see it? I win.
Marcos Glez. | May 16, 2007 at 2:49 pm
:P puagghh she is ugly bruce better get another one..
Angry Ferret Jones | May 16, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Best situation ever: Kelso dumps G.I. Jane and runs off with Malibu Stacy here. That would make my junk jingle.
Check it out: http://www.angryferretjones.com
It’s not much, but I call it home.
SCOTLAND | May 16, 2007 at 2:55 pm
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
lambman | May 16, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Well he made out with Lohan who is 2 years younger than this chick….this shows progress right?
Fifth Stooge | May 16, 2007 at 3:00 pm
#13 Nsomniac – That works for me.
Phazon | May 16, 2007 at 3:03 pm
This is a great post. Bruce Willis is a fuckin’ champ and damn I envy him right now.
wedgeone | May 16, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I like her look. She looks uncomfortable while sitting, and she’s got a red thongback swimsuit on. As if she just had painful anal sex and she’s making sure any blood that dribbles out will be unnoticeable. My kinda girl.
cinnarose | May 16, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Excellent taste Bruce, well done!
ToiletDuck | May 16, 2007 at 3:13 pm
I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit…
julyper | May 16, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I really don’t care but couldn’t you find any other picture where this young lady might look, let’s say… smarter, Superfish?
#6 LMAO!!!!!
Jim Treacher | May 16, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Just wait till she finds out he makes $20 million a picture. Then she’ll REALLY like him!
(Do I need to add sarcasm tags? I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.)
Kamihi | May 16, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Oh she looks like girls I see in school (no I am not a student) she is a very ordinary grrrrrl next door type of bimbo cant get any fame from anything other than getting her kit off and porcking a celeb.
1MILFhunter | May 16, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Bruce and I have something in common. We both like young women. Good for both of us.
jxb | May 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Looks like we are getting the finale in the DIE HARD series,this young bitch is going to kill the man GOD bless him though.Ashton is probably thinking what the f**k have I got myself into Bruce is out f***ing hot bitches and Im stuck here with a 60 year old sandpaper crotch..Dumbass you’ve been Punked!!!
Superevil | May 16, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I bet she gives great helmet
jennifer | May 16, 2007 at 3:45 pm
pretty.
she could do so much better.
happy_bunny | May 16, 2007 at 4:05 pm
She “[doesn't] mind the bald head.” Wow. That’s true love right there, folks. You don’t get any more enlightened human connection than when you can point out your partner’s flaws and proclaim they’re not a problem for you. It’s like a guy pointing out his wife’s saddlebags and loudly proclaiming, “those don’t make me flaccid at all!”
Pardon me, I have something in my eye.
ParPar | May 16, 2007 at 4:15 pm
I’m sure she’s very smart.
john | May 16, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Maybe it’s her big hair or something, but she has an 80s girl look to her
The_Squizz | May 16, 2007 at 4:18 pm
YEEEEEESSSSSSS!
Please, me pee skin is very raw!
honeycomb'sbig_yeahyeahyeah! | May 16, 2007 at 4:28 pm
23? too old to shag. just ask patrick bateman!