Bruce Willis isn’t a bad ass

June 15th, 2006 // 50 Comments

A photographer is accusing Bruce Willis of shoving him outside of Koi, striking the lens of his camera and pushing it into his face. He claims the shove broke the skin on his nose and chipped his tooth. “Basically he smashed my camera into my face,” the photographer says. “For no reason at all. All I was doing was taking his picture. I didn’t say one word. I didn’t get in his way.”

I’d love it if Bruce Willis actually punched this guy in the face for no reason, but there’s video of the incident and it’s pretty clear it was an accident. Bruce even apologizes afterwards, which is the complete opposite of what he should’ve done: yell “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!” and then uppercut him into the bushes.


  1. ellaminnowpea

    just an ass who dreams of being bad….

  2. ellaminnowpea

    ….kinda like Michael Jackson….yeah, he’s BAD!

  3. Pearly

    He oughta be grateful anyone wants a picture of his saggy old ass.

  4. BarbadoSlim

    I miss the good’ol days when Sean Penn aka Old man Jenkins would take a swing at any photographer within his 50 yard perimeter of anger.

    good times.

  5. Captain Awesome

    Willis is awesome. He should have never appologized. He has enough free reign to fuck someones teacup poodle and smear his deposit on the owners face and then call the owner a fag.

    Like Sutherland and christmas trees.

  6. jFp

    I refer back to my earlier statement about real men never apologizing.

  7. LilRach

    Go Brucie – you da man – fuck those photographers up! He is Bad!

  8. MonkeyBoy

    Sorry #6 – real men do apologize to other men. Only assholes never apologize.

    Of course women love assholes, so if you want to sleep with models, keep up that asshole behavior in front of them.

    But when they’re not around, you should apologize to other men if you screw up and cause them pain. Otherwise – you’re just an asshole.

  9. skye

    LIES! =) Bruce Willis is sexy and a badass… or maybe i just have a crush on someone 30 yrs older.

  10. CruisingForCock

    I’d hit it! And I wouldn’t apologize.

  11. MeganHarris

    Thats right! yippy ka yeeee!!! I love that movie. Bruce is sexy.

  12. No that i see the video. He did the right thing.

  13. BigJim

    I personally believe that people should be able to punch other people whenever the fuck they feel like, as long as you can make a reasonable case that they had it coming.

    Policeman: “Why did you hit him?”
    Bruce: “Fucker tried to take my picture.”
    Policeman: “Right. Move along then.”

    The stupid American system of justice with assholes suing anyone who looks at them crosseyed really pisses me off. It makes me want to punch people.

  14. RichPort

    Bruce Willis is hardcore, always has been. If I had to pick to 2 celebrities to protect me after overdosing on Guiness and wacky tobacky, then pissing on some gangbanger’s crispy new Air Force Ones, it would be him and Joe Pesci. That little motherfucker scares me.
    If I three Haz-Mat suits and could pick a third celebrity, it would be Paris Hilton’s crotch. When properly aimed, the wretchedness alone could knock down trees, let alone pesky eses and thugs.

  15. Iambananas

    Bruce Willis seems like a really nice guy, and I think he’s the totally victim here. I mean, between the paparazzi (evil) and the celebrities we all know so well (good), whose side are we bound to take?

    The answer is simple… the (good) celebrities.

    I mean, if I were a paparazzi, then I think that I wouldn’t accuse nice Bruce Willis of kicking my butt, it would be more like Russel Crowe… I mean, it’s a clear cut case…

    Anyone Russel Crow hits is close to death, so it’s kind of clear cut case. Russel Crowe is a bad ass… Bruce Willis is a father! He was married for like 15 years! He’s just a nice guy all around.

    Of course, I can’t say that this is true about Russel Crowe because he is a really good actor and I don’t know him, I just know what I’ve heard about him, which is plentiful. I mean, he could be really nice, but just with a temper.

    And if I were a photographer (God forbid) I would never falsely accuse anyone of anything. But I do think it’s okay for photographers to take pictures of celebrities. I mean, when a celebrity makes the choice to become famous, she or he gives up an amount of personal life that they had before. It just comes with being rich and famous. It’s a trade off.

    On the same side of the coin, though, photographers cannot REALLY invade some one’s personal life. Like going into their houses or stalking them, that’s totally unacceptable! I mean, you HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO follow the law ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!!! But taking a picture is no harm at all.

    But celebrities have this mentality that any pictures of them are evil, but it keeps them in the lime light, so they should be grateful. It’s getting to the point where they are disrespecting their fans now because they cannot see the line between a fan and a paparazzo. That’s just not right. Celebrities owe their fans because their fans make them who they are.

    Like Johnny Depp supposedly the best celebrity to sign an autograph. Now that’s just respectable. He has not forgotten where he came from, his roots and who goes to see him movies. He definitely draws the line between paparazzi and fans. He is an all around good guy and I wish him all the luck professionally and personally. He is a great actor, one of the best of our time, and delivers hit after hit, good movie after good movie, time and time again.

    Well, that was kind of a long way to say that Bruce Willis wouldn’t hit anyone on purpose for no reason. I don’t believe Paparazzi Man… and Bruce Willis should do a press release to proclaim his innocence… we would all believe him.

  16. Spacedog

    Watching that video is 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
    What a loser.

  17. Seriouslyppl!

    People are just jackasses and he was seeing dollar signs when Bruce accidently hit him. He was more than nice to the guy who obviously was being an ass about it. I am so glad that there is a video out to show the truth! Money is the reason these guys are out there and thats all they care about. You dumbasses out there that dont see this are in the same league as the idiot photographer.

  18. ptprez

    #15. stfu.

  19. ebayfan414

    #9, so you’re 60 years old and you still have crushes? ‘Cause the dude’s like 90.

  20. TOPAZ21

    #15 wtf?

  21. shaun

    lol barely touched him, was just trying to clear his path so he could walk. punch my ass. the sad thing is if i had of just read about this and not seen the video i’d be inclined to believe the photographer’s version.

    at the end of the night they both drive off in their expensive cars. no loss.

  22. ChickenScratch

    “Bruce Willis hit me the mouf that wot happen’d!”
    So what? You got in his way, you ass-clown.
    I heart Bruce Willis!

  23. Oh fuck, that looked like it must have hurt. BAD.

  24. Darwin's Sister

    hahahahahahahahaha! Hit him, again, Bruce! Fucking wankers and their cameras. I mean, I don’t care what the hell celebrities do! Seriously! I NEVER read celebrity gossip!

    I only come to this website to read the insightful posts…

  25. Good thing the camera wasn’t hurt in the process.

    Bruce should have hit harder. And on purpose.

  26. poopbucket

    Officail Pussy of the month!

    “Waaaaaa! Bruff Williff dun bumped into me! Waaaaaa! Waaaaaa!I run like a girl crying all the way back to my homomobile! Waaaaa!I’m a waste of space. Waaaaaa! I’m gonna waste police time and taxpayer money and look like a complete tool in the process!”

    Go put on a dress homo!

  27. NunoH

    He did apologize… but, he did punch the guy on purpose… so: even money :-)

  28. dominocat

    he barely touched him! If the guy chipped a tooth from that, his teeth must be CRUMBLING.

  29. RichPort

    I’m having a hard time figuring out what could be gained by throwing your face in front of Bruce Willis’ errant fist. That guy looks like he’s been punched a few times anyway. I didn’t realize Bruce’s hand of steel could chip tooth enamel… he’s probably one of those crazy guys that chews on beer cans and light bulbs in his spare time. Bottom line: that photog needs to find a real job, like volunteering to walk in front of Humvees in Falluja to protect troops against IEDs or running randomly across the dessert by the Syrian border to check for landmines…

  30. Land-Man

    The photographer was clearly Hans Gruber.

  31. Judge Smails

    #30. ha.

  32. Stirlang923

    Fuck the photographer! How the hell are you going to accuse him of something he didn’t do when the whole incident is caught on tape? What a jack-off!

    Bruce is the shit and we all know it!

  33. Bruce Willis has money? Yo G, he punched me in ma grill too.

  34. Jacq

    I have the video where he tried to round-house me but the old fuck broke his hip. He should hook up with Madonna and they can go traipsing all over the world trying to prove how young and cool they are.

    I want to take a chamois to his bald head and spit-shine it.

  35. leahdeadly

    happy trails Hans

  36. Lynette Carrington

    #15-lambananas, you need to understand that theses paparazzi (pavarottis, to all you K-Feds out there) photogs make THOUSANDS of dollars off these celebrities. Many of them do whatever they can to incite a celebritie’s anger or emotion because then the price of their photos might be higher. So basically, they are gleaning money off of these celebrities and they are biting the very hand that feeds them by acting like morons and trying to upset them. And can YOU imagine being followed around everywhere you go with cameras in your face? (Insert obvious incarceration joke here…)

    Obviously what happened with Bruce Willis was an accident. He even stopped and apologized. Just watch, that photog will sue Willis for 5 million and Willis will probably have to settle with him. It’s sick.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled celebrity-bashing……

  37. Dr.Rokter

    #34 hee, hee.

    If I were that guy’s lawyer, I’d have him wear a huge neck brace and a wire cage on his head, and claim his jaw was dislocated in twelve places and the pain caused him to have repeated nightmares about when his dad got killed in Grenada. Because after his dad got killed, his grandmother raised him and she used to tie him to the couch and beat him in the face with a crescent wrench when he’d try to make crayon drawings of puppies and rainbows for her.

  38. Ez-EEEE

    if i was that guys lawyer id seriously reevaluate my standings in life and wonder why i wasted 3 years in law school to help douchebags like buckwheat there.

  39. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    MeganHarris, I see you bitch. I’ve got your obese, Hot Topic-covered balloon knot in my sights and I’ve been up all night dipping my bullets in oil and listening to Ted Nugent.

  40. patrickneil53072

    Bruce Rocks beeyacthes!! All I know is that panzy photofag should have jumped down on his knees and begged for forgiveness for running his camera into Bruce’s hand!!

  41. Tha-Flash

    Photographers own fault.

    Willis in real life seems like an alright guy, not some arrogant twat.

  42. Iambananas

    Now I see why celebrities hate the Paparazzi after watching this video. Bruce Willis did a total accident and even said he was sorry!

    Then the camera pans to the paparazzi and he has this “I’m gonna sue yo ass off”, smirk.

  43. Then the pansy-ass photograpehr jumps in his fucking Cabrio and goes home to cry. And call his lawyer. And his mommy.

  44. MystressJade

    #37….I imagined that same scenario prior to reading this story. We must be twins separated at birth…..or sharing the same brain.

  45. Nikki

    My favorite part about all these paparazzi videos is how they are always talking to the celebs like they are buddies. “Hey Bruce, what’s going on!” “Paris! Love the dress!” “Lindsay! Crazy party last night huh!”

    As if the celebs want to give them 2 seconds of their time.

  46. I’ve seen the losers that hang outside of Koi trying to get photos and video and I have to say, they wouldn’t be so annoying if they weren’t generally scum of the earth. There’s some pretty pro papparazzi around and then there are these guys who are low-class, hangers-on. Pretty disgusting.

    I’m not anti-paparazzi but that guy deserved it

  47. ILikeBukkake

    The paparazzi just want a picture, it’s their job. Maybe if Bruce endured in Bukkake activity, they would be more inclined to keeping their distance, but then again, maybe not. I’m not a comedian, but I really enjoy Bukkake.

  48. WorldWideWendy


  49. eeedlef

    no you aren’t



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