Bruce Willis isn’t a bad ass
A photographer is accusing Bruce Willis of shoving him outside of Koi, striking the lens of his camera and pushing it into his face. He claims the shove broke the skin on his nose and chipped his tooth. “Basically he smashed my camera into my face,” the photographer says. “For no reason at all. All I was doing was taking his picture. I didn’t say one word. I didn’t get in his way.”
I’d love it if Bruce Willis actually punched this guy in the face for no reason, but there’s video of the incident and it’s pretty clear it was an accident. Bruce even apologizes afterwards, which is the complete opposite of what he should’ve done: yell “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!” and then uppercut him into the bushes.