Bruce Willis has really low standards

You really think she’d have better taste.

woodhorse:

You had a son when you were 8? Man, are you ever a whore.

to # 46,
I was actually referring to her shoot in Italian Vogue.
I think she looks breath-taking in every picture.

LMAO Frist, I thought of Goldie right away too!

24–Awesome! 31 is a cunt, pay it no attention.

42–I was pissing myself, remember how she used to say “Hi Bleh”? God I’m going straight to hell:-))

He probably just though that pile of trash was his daughter, Rumer. Because, well, celebrities make out with their children. To teach them a lesson. God, that’s glamorous.

well isn’t Bruce’s name in the tell all bio of a madam who says he asked her on one occasion for 5 good looking hookers? Poor Bruce had his beer goggles on when he went with Courtney…thought she was one of them hos Im still hurting over the fact that Dave Grohl fucked her Boo hoo hoo :(

Courtney love is a big MESS but you know? She is a punk rock singer, she

One toke over the liiinnneee, sweet Jebus…
This is the poster child for crack kills, and she has one foot in the grave, adn the other on a banana peel.
Bruce should have stopped at 20, because this wench is a 24 packer.

“They were full on making out”
That’s weird. That’s exactly what it said on the note Jenny Prenstien passed to me during third period. That’s also what my fortune cookie said. I think Jesus is trying to tell me something.

it’s funny how more people diss courtney than bruce. he’s the nasty faggot that kissed that gross excuse for a human. he just made his reputation worse. i know he’s ugly as hell but she’d kiss anything after clouding her vision over the years with drug use.

stupid jrztroll–we all know I’ve converted to Spadeism–in an effort to be more likable to DanYELL.

I once saw Courtney Love in a store and I was surprised how MILFy she actually looked. Nice ass, decent boobs, nicer looking face than I thought. That was about 8 years ago when she was well on her way to becoming a one person clinical trial. Then, a while later, I see pictures of her at some club letting some skeevy looking anonymous gay dude sucking her nipples. I then realized that I must have caught her on her absolute best day ever. I feel so lucky.

By the way, is this new rendition, “∴dαnielle∴” supposed to fool us? I really thought you’d fimnally crack and change your name to ∴KFC∴. Needless to say, you disappoint me my good “lady”.

As a clarification, I was told by some nice ghetto chaps that KFC meant Krazy Fo’ Chicken. I have no idea whether or not that’s true, but I suspect Courtney Love moisturizers in spent chicken grease.

#53 Italian Vogue photos = massive airbrushing.
Wake up & smell the espresso!

Holy fucking crap, this can’t be true. If it is it’s either a sign of A)The apocalypse or B)Bruce Willis’s career going down the tube. Or maybe both.

Yeah, I gotta agree with #64. When every candid picture of you looks like you just woke up from a bender and the Italian Vogue pictures look “breathtaking”, you need to face reality.

Oh Bruce, why’d you go and make out with Cortney Love? You know there are plenty of 20 somethings (hint hint) who would still give you some mouth action

Holy Shit!That’s Cortney Love, I didn’t think it was possible…she got.. ugly-errr? damn, oh well.

who the fuck would make-out with that, seriously…