Bruce Willis has really low standards

March 26th, 2007 // 68 Comments

Bruce Willis turned 52 last week and was spotted making out with Courtney Love at Roxy on Sunset Blvd. A witness says:

“They were full-on making out.”

I know he’s getting desperate, but Courtney Love? He might as well have been making out with a pile of garbage. I doubt he’d even be able to tell the difference, except that maybe the garbage would smell nicer and have better hair. And probably speak more coherently.



  1. Donkey

    Hey, every guy is entitled to a “brown bagger” every now and then.

  2. HollyJ



  3. PrettyBaby

    Maybe he was out of drugs and needed to get high off her saliva.

  4. PrettyBaby

    I wonder if she’s going to turn into a man now, just like Demi did.

  5. parishaswarts

    i dont care. i like her, and i think shes going to make a comeback now thats shes clean. shes smart as hell and has more balls than most

  6. ∴dαnielle∴

    Why didn’t he just make out with Rumer?

    They kinda look the same.

    The only difference is that one’s a crack whore and the other’s a crack whore.

  7. BigJim

    Geez, I hope I never lose my hair if that’s the only kind of ‘tang bald guys can get. I bet her pussy tastes like a Russian ashtray.

  8. amaritimer

    *shudder* Courtney Love. The origional rehab whore. I’d rather see Bruce Willis fuck a donkey (again).

  9. Bugman4045

    #5 Comeback? A Hole reunion? Please. The only comeback she’ll be involved in is when she stars in her granny/tranny porn videos and can’t swallow the whole load; then she’ll have to give a little cum…back.

  10. Binky

    This was on Punk’d. Courtney was in on it.
    This and the marriage thing – Kutcher has had Willis on the show twice.

  11. BigJim

    She’s looking Fergalicious.

  12. Skip Smith

    >>”i dont care. i like her, and i think shes going to make a comeback now thats shes clean. shes smart as hell and has more balls than most”

    Yes, she has balls. And a penis too.

  13. Poroleishon

    PD: Courtney is looking really bad though. (as always)

  14. cm

    ROFL! I guess he doesn’t value his health much. I thought he knew better than to slum like that..yikes. He’d better go get his lips decontaminated.

  15. saltpeanuts

    He made out with her too? She said I was the only one. That whore.

  16. Does this mean that Ashton Kutcher is next in line to bang Courtney?

    Don’t worry Bruce, what that special soap doesn’t get rid of, the Valtrex will reduce the swelling of!

  17. biatcho

    I hope Willis ends up with a bad case of shingles & rickets because of this.

  18. lambman

    Um, didn’t he make out with Lohan on his birthday last year? I know Lohan isn’t that popular on this site, but I’m sure we all still agree she’s a better choice than Courtney Love to make out with.

  19. BarbadoSlim

    Silly Bruce, he could have made out with a New York City subway toilet for the same effect. Less of a health risk too.

  20. jrzmommy

    There’s a “Hole reunion” every time she needs to get quick money to buy drugs.

  21. I think Jeremy Piven and Courtney Love would make a better couple. They’re both kind of weird, not that good looking, and about the same amount of anal warts.

  22. jrzmommy♠

    DanYELL so fat, she walks into a room and all the kids shout HEY KOOLAID!

  23. tits_on_snack

    Oh, wah wah wah.
    Every time a Courtney Love or Janice Dikinson article comes along, there’s always that inevitable person who pipes up: “I love her! She’s gutsy and she’s not afraid to speak her mind! She doesn’t care what other people think about her, she’s strong.”
    Pardon me while I shoot myself in the face.
    These trashbags are not “strong and gutsy”, they’re mentally ill attention whores with no concept of reality. The “don’t-take-no-crap-from-no-one” attitudes they deliver are nothing but gigantic brick walls masking their painfully obvious lack of self esteem.
    No one would inject their bodies full of toxic fountain-of-youth sludge, slam airbags into their chest, inflate their lips beyond capacity, surgically remove inches of skin from the hairline, vacuum bags of fat out of their abdomen, undergo several nosejobs until their nose was unrecognizable, and harness their wrinkled neck skin back with bits of tape under their hair if they didn’t care what other people thought about them.

  24. BarbadoSlim

    I’m gonna gonna with what Tits’ just posted.

  25. BarbadoSlim

    ooops, meant to say agree, DAMN YOU err, TYPEKEY!!!

  26. At least old Bruce wasn’t gnawing on Anna Nicole!

  27. GG 4.33

    #24 is spot on…It’s all about media attention, which is a damn shame. Courtney was actually good in The People vs. Larry Flynt, but she ended up basking in the celebrity aspects of Hollywood instead of making a good follow up film. She doesn’t “speak her mind”. She goes off on rants that are incoherent and useless, like rants usually are.

  28. boredatwurk


  29. jrzmommy

    Bruce was pretty psyched when he took Courtney back to her apartment and they had wild drunken sex, but afterwards he had a panic attack when she mentioned something about acting on impulse and getting a “shotgun wedding.” When she finally feel asleep/passed out, he gnawed his right arm off, jumped out a window, and escaped, considering himself lucky. The next day he swore to never again steal the testosterone supplements from Demi’s medicine cabinet.

  30. PrettyBaby

    #24 – Holy cow! Nice rant. Therapy could help you to learn why strong women upset you so much.

  31. imran karim

    he IS 52

  32. LilRach

    Ok so Courtney Love aint that great but then neither is Bruce Willis!!!! Bruce Willis doesn’t have low standards – that’s probably all he can get.
    They are both washed-up has beens.

  33. Lowlands

    On the first sight her outfit looks like a victorian maidcostume although it’s more the carnival variant.I think Bruce Willis doesn’t care anymore if the girl has a wrinkle more or less.When you’ve reached that stadium that means you’re getting really old.

  34. ÐÅñ¥EUR¶

    look at me you crackas. i know html codes. i be one smart ghetto monkey. i love me.

  35. FRIST!!!

    When did they change the picture? Wait…where am I? Mommy?

  36. iamsosmrt

    I think the earth has really low standards for letting Courtney Love live here.

    Actually the earth has no respect for itself letting soooo many fugos sponge of it.

    God her name is ironic.

    And Bruce Willis is bald, bald people can’t be choosers. She’s looking a lot like Britney in that picture and they’re insane behavior makes me think they are twins separated at birth. They both seem to like the bald eagle look.

  37. obviously none of you have seen Miss Love lately.

    And obviously none of you have seen Bruce Willis, I don’t know… EVER!?!?!?
    He’s a freaking nasty old man.
    Courtney must have lowered her standards.

  38. Binky

    As her ex would say – Smells like Middle-Aged Spirit.

  39. FRIST!!!

    Heehee that was kinda funny, Bink
    She looks like Goldie Hahn in this pic.

  40. empress,bytches

    am i the ONLY one who thinks she looks like an even more degenerate britney spears?

  41. biatcho

    She actually looks like Geri, Blair’s retarded cousin from Facts of Life in this pic, only with makeup & more palsy.

  42. notmeganharris

    Thank you, biatcho, for bringing me back to my teenage years with the Facts of Life reference. I laughed really hard and remembered wanting to have Blair’s money.

  43. smaddox


    it’s Britney in 2-3 years time!!

  44. wedgeone

    #43 & 44 – Yes, YES, YES!!!!! Beautiful.

  45. wedgeone

    #38 – God, you think that the pic of her from the TV Guide party is something to be proud of? She looks like Darryl Hannah, only without having slept or brushed her hair in three days.

    Meth will do that to ya’.

  46. woodhorse

    #7 you are actually sick enough to try and imagine what her vajayjay tastes like? Go wash your hands! (That’s what I said to my son at age 8 when he brought a dead, stiff squirrel into the house and said “Look what I found!)

  47. no1justminda

    That’s Britney Spears in another year or so.

  48. cm

    Um, Courtney, Bozo the clown called and he wants his outfit and makeup back.

  49. Truthseeker013

    There are no words to fully express the horror of this…

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