Bruce Willis gets married

March 23rd, 2009 // 44 Comments

Bruce Willis married his girlfriend model/actress Emma Hemming at his home in Turks & Caicos Saturday, according to People:

With ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher among the guests, Bruce Willis said “I do” with model and actress Emma Heming on Saturday, PEOPLE confirms.
The small wedding ceremony took place at the actor’s home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos.
Also present among the small group of guests were Moore and Willis’s daughters, Rumer Willis, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallullah Belle, 15.

Sadly, the ceremony didn’t include a police car flying into a helicopter making it the most unromantic wedding in the history of weddings. Hands down.

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Comments (44)

  1. Hydro74 | March 23, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Good for Bruce Willis – that girl is like a hotter, younger version of Demi. The best revenge is living well.

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  2. Hydro74 | March 23, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Good for Bruce Willis – that girl is like a hotter, younger version of Demi. The best revenge is living well.

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  3. Rough Daddy | March 23, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Anyone got “punked” by Kutcher during the ceremony?

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  4. A grrl | March 23, 2009 at 9:54 am

    A police car flying into a helicopter is unromantic? That would have made my wedding!

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  5. girl | March 23, 2009 at 9:56 am

    She is my favorite.
    But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on Meetwealthy
    com, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
    Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.

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  6. ph7 | March 23, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Every man should divorce their wife and remarry a 15 year younger version.

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    • Booboo | September 22, 2010 at 6:27 pm

      F* you. I hope the same fate falls upon your sisters and daughters, you jerkoff.

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  7. Narcissist | March 23, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Her legs look a little stringy in this pic.

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  8. Narcissist | March 23, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Her legs look a little stringy in this pic.

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  9. Zanna | March 23, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Well, now we know why Demi was steaming Ashton’s suit.

    …and what the HELL is she stepping in…..

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  10. Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Emma Hemming…..say that fast out loud like 5 times…it’s funny

    She looks like Demi…..

    Say Demi Emma out loud fast like five times….it’s funny

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  11. spamfighter | March 23, 2009 at 10:33 am

    he should have worn briefs to keep his junk from flopping around like that.

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  12. Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 10:35 am

    actually, saying Emma Demi is funnier…you end up saying Enema

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  13. havoc | March 23, 2009 at 10:37 am

    Look at the ground under her.

    I think her water broke…

    .

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  14. He looks like he's about 80 | March 23, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Hey, why don’t you say something about how he looks like a freakin crypt keeper and how he looks like her grandfather?? You f’in hypocrite. All you do is bash older women on this site. What a creep.

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    • Booboo | September 22, 2010 at 6:30 pm

      Thank you! Sexism is alive and well thanks to trash sites like this. I hope the daughters, mothers, and sisters of all the sexist a*holes on this site get used and abused by the men in their lives. I also hope all those a*holes get used and wrung dry by the women in their lives. It’ll happen. Karma is a b*tch.

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  15. Zanna | March 23, 2009 at 10:51 am

    @ 12 – enema? That may explain the puddle around her feet.

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  16. Zanna | March 23, 2009 at 10:52 am

    @ 12 – enema? That may explain the puddle around her feet.

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  17. >ThisGuy< | March 23, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Well I wonder if this woman will produce children that don’t look exactly like their daddy. I know Bruce was once sexiest man of the year a few times, but common now, putting that same look on his daughters? That was a cruel cruel joke.

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  18. Laurent | March 23, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Hey Lucky Bruce ! she could be her Daughter ! she is so Young ! young woman like older man ! and its just for money !

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  19. zac | March 23, 2009 at 11:16 am

    is that a gold chain around her right ankle?

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  20. Richport's Ghost | March 23, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Damnit, you temptress!

    RichPort’s Ghost and his 44″ waist can’t compete with her. Even with my comic book collection and my Dora & Sesame Street DVDs, I’m no match for her.

    Oh well, I guess I’ll have to go back to the old standby: my GQ magazine with LeBron James on the cover, and an industrial-size container of KY Jelly…..

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  21. English Bob | March 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Another American who has to take a British Bride, is that because American women are fat and ugly (Fugly) ???

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  22. Annoyed | March 23, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Let’s see…no mentioned that she is 23 years younger than him-no mentione of her age at all…but when we talk about Demi YEARS later…all we hear is that Ashton is her child and is 15 years younger. Weird how that happens.

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    • Booboo | September 22, 2010 at 6:33 pm

      Exactly. So let’s proceed to call Bruce an aging, has-been who is so insecure with himself that he needs to find a chick 23 years his junior that he can control and manipulate and parade around as an extention of himself. PATHETIC.

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  23. Annoyed | March 23, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Let’s see…no mentioned that she is 23 years younger than him-no mentione of her age at all…but when we talk about Demi YEARS later…all we hear is that Ashton is her child and is 15 years younger. Weird how that happens.

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  24. Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Um, no, English Bob…it’s because Bruce doesn’t like teeth getting in the way of a good BJ and English chicks have a better chance of their teeth falling out of their nappy heads than American chicks. You limey fuck.

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  25. Tinfoil Raccoon | March 23, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    #21….I realize that your comment is troll baiting at its best, which will lead to at least 50 American female Superficial readers to jump all over your shit, defending themselves, but I will say this: While there are good looking Brits, the ones that go on to become your models and actors, the Brits as a whole are not a good looking people and there is a distinctive genetic look to them, making it so that you can tell a mile away a Brit from a non-Brit. They just have these distinctive features that aren’t very flattering. Centuries of eating foods like “bangers and mash” and not getting enough sun, going through the highly polluted London industrial age, coupled with royal in-breeding, have created some scary looking people on that side of the pond. Conversely, America is a genetic melting pot of people from all over the world, and while we have our fair share of fat, slovenly women who’ve let themselves go, as a whole, American women are better looking than yours, only because of the huge genetic mix going on.

    Would you care for a scone? :)

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  26. Rhialto | March 23, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Where’s ma sweetie!?

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  27. Darth | March 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    She looks like an exotic replica of Demi Moore! But much younger ofcourse.

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  28. Gando | March 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    A more happy smile too!

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  29. The Past Will Catch Up With YOU One Day | March 23, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    She’s a hell of a lot better looking than Demi ever was.

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  30. Fati | March 23, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    I like Bruce. It must have been weird for his ex-wife to see him marry someone else. I wonder what she felt. I can’t imagine a good relationship between exes. But then again, they have to have one for their kids’ sakes.

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  31. wet newspaper | March 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    oh goodie! He married a chick who looks an awful lot like his ex. Way to go!

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  32. Dirk_Diggler | March 23, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Can Bruce still even get it up?

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  33. Dirk_Diggler | March 23, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Can Bruce still even get it up?

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  34. starmaiden | March 24, 2009 at 12:16 am

    Actually, I was thinking that they looked attractive. Nice suit and dress.

    Heh on the “Big Book of British Smiles” and bad industrial air. I lol’d.

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  35. gerard Vandenberg | March 24, 2009 at 1:39 am

    WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, folks?
    (these are americans)

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  37. blahblah | March 24, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    She reminds me of Emmanuelle Chriqui.

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  38. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger | March 24, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Bruce wasn’t even man enough to walk her around the piss she just stepped in? What an ass clown.

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  39. Rich | March 25, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Very pretty lady Bruce, Congrats, or as John Mclain would say,’ Yipee kiyo, Kiyay

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  40. micro sd card | May 5, 2010 at 3:14 am

    That girl looks like hotter, younger version of Demi. The best revenge is living well.

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  41. Booboo | September 22, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    The dynamic between a much older man and a younger woman must be so bizarre. Insecure girl gets controlling father figure and insecure older man gets impressionable daughter figure. Creepy.

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