Bruce Willis gets married

March 23rd, 2009 // 44 Comments

Bruce Willis married his girlfriend model/actress Emma Hemming at his home in Turks & Caicos Saturday, according to People:

With ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher among the guests, Bruce Willis said “I do” with model and actress Emma Heming on Saturday, PEOPLE confirms.
The small wedding ceremony took place at the actor’s home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos.
Also present among the small group of guests were Moore and Willis’s daughters, Rumer Willis, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallullah Belle, 15.

Sadly, the ceremony didn’t include a police car flying into a helicopter making it the most unromantic wedding in the history of weddings. Hands down.

Photo: WENN
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  1. Hydro74

    Good for Bruce Willis – that girl is like a hotter, younger version of Demi. The best revenge is living well.

  2. Hydro74

    Good for Bruce Willis – that girl is like a hotter, younger version of Demi. The best revenge is living well.

  3. Anyone got “punked” by Kutcher during the ceremony?

  4. A grrl

    A police car flying into a helicopter is unromantic? That would have made my wedding!

  5. girl

    She is my favorite.
    But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on Meetwealthy
    com, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
    Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.

  6. ph7

    Every man should divorce their wife and remarry a 15 year younger version.

  7. Her legs look a little stringy in this pic.

  8. Her legs look a little stringy in this pic.

  9. Zanna

    Well, now we know why Demi was steaming Ashton’s suit.

    …and what the HELL is she stepping in…..

  10. Jrz

    Emma Hemming…..say that fast out loud like 5 times…it’s funny

    She looks like Demi…..

    Say Demi Emma out loud fast like five times….it’s funny

  11. he should have worn briefs to keep his junk from flopping around like that.

  12. Jrz

    actually, saying Emma Demi is funnier…you end up saying Enema

  13. havoc

    Look at the ground under her.

    I think her water broke…

    .

  14. He looks like he's about 80

    Hey, why don’t you say something about how he looks like a freakin crypt keeper and how he looks like her grandfather?? You f’in hypocrite. All you do is bash older women on this site. What a creep.

    • Booboo

      Thank you! Sexism is alive and well thanks to trash sites like this. I hope the daughters, mothers, and sisters of all the sexist a*holes on this site get used and abused by the men in their lives. I also hope all those a*holes get used and wrung dry by the women in their lives. It’ll happen. Karma is a b*tch.

  15. Zanna

    @ 12 – enema? That may explain the puddle around her feet.

  16. Zanna

    @ 12 – enema? That may explain the puddle around her feet.

  17. >ThisGuy<

    Well I wonder if this woman will produce children that don’t look exactly like their daddy. I know Bruce was once sexiest man of the year a few times, but common now, putting that same look on his daughters? That was a cruel cruel joke.

  18. Hey Lucky Bruce ! she could be her Daughter ! she is so Young ! young woman like older man ! and its just for money !

  19. zac

    is that a gold chain around her right ankle?

  20. Richport's Ghost

    Damnit, you temptress!

    RichPort’s Ghost and his 44″ waist can’t compete with her. Even with my comic book collection and my Dora & Sesame Street DVDs, I’m no match for her.

    Oh well, I guess I’ll have to go back to the old standby: my GQ magazine with LeBron James on the cover, and an industrial-size container of KY Jelly…..

  21. English Bob

    Another American who has to take a British Bride, is that because American women are fat and ugly (Fugly) ???

  22. Annoyed

    Let’s see…no mentioned that she is 23 years younger than him-no mentione of her age at all…but when we talk about Demi YEARS later…all we hear is that Ashton is her child and is 15 years younger. Weird how that happens.

    • Booboo

      Exactly. So let’s proceed to call Bruce an aging, has-been who is so insecure with himself that he needs to find a chick 23 years his junior that he can control and manipulate and parade around as an extention of himself. PATHETIC.

  23. Annoyed

    Let’s see…no mentioned that she is 23 years younger than him-no mentione of her age at all…but when we talk about Demi YEARS later…all we hear is that Ashton is her child and is 15 years younger. Weird how that happens.

  24. Jrz

    Um, no, English Bob…it’s because Bruce doesn’t like teeth getting in the way of a good BJ and English chicks have a better chance of their teeth falling out of their nappy heads than American chicks. You limey fuck.

  25. Tinfoil Raccoon

    #21….I realize that your comment is troll baiting at its best, which will lead to at least 50 American female Superficial readers to jump all over your shit, defending themselves, but I will say this: While there are good looking Brits, the ones that go on to become your models and actors, the Brits as a whole are not a good looking people and there is a distinctive genetic look to them, making it so that you can tell a mile away a Brit from a non-Brit. They just have these distinctive features that aren’t very flattering. Centuries of eating foods like “bangers and mash” and not getting enough sun, going through the highly polluted London industrial age, coupled with royal in-breeding, have created some scary looking people on that side of the pond. Conversely, America is a genetic melting pot of people from all over the world, and while we have our fair share of fat, slovenly women who’ve let themselves go, as a whole, American women are better looking than yours, only because of the huge genetic mix going on.

    Would you care for a scone? :)

  26. Rhialto

    Where’s ma sweetie!?

  27. Darth

    She looks like an exotic replica of Demi Moore! But much younger ofcourse.

  28. Gando

    A more happy smile too!

  29. The Past Will Catch Up With YOU One Day

    She’s a hell of a lot better looking than Demi ever was.

  30. Fati

    I like Bruce. It must have been weird for his ex-wife to see him marry someone else. I wonder what she felt. I can’t imagine a good relationship between exes. But then again, they have to have one for their kids’ sakes.

  31. wet newspaper

    oh goodie! He married a chick who looks an awful lot like his ex. Way to go!

  32. Dirk_Diggler

    Can Bruce still even get it up?

  33. Dirk_Diggler

    Can Bruce still even get it up?

  34. starmaiden

    Actually, I was thinking that they looked attractive. Nice suit and dress.

    Heh on the “Big Book of British Smiles” and bad industrial air. I lol’d.

  35. WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, folks?
    (these are americans)

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  37. blahblah

    She reminds me of Emmanuelle Chriqui.

  38. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger

    Bruce wasn’t even man enough to walk her around the piss she just stepped in? What an ass clown.

  39. Rich

    Very pretty lady Bruce, Congrats, or as John Mclain would say,’ Yipee kiyo, Kiyay

  40. That girl looks like hotter, younger version of Demi. The best revenge is living well.

  41. Booboo

    The dynamic between a much older man and a younger woman must be so bizarre. Insecure girl gets controlling father figure and insecure older man gets impressionable daughter figure. Creepy.

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