Bruce Willis apparently met his new wife Emma Hemming while orchestrating a cattle call for extras that just happened to be all models, according to Page Six:
An impeccable source tells Page Six: “During the casting of ‘Perfect Stranger’ [the suspense movie Willis made with Halle Berry two years ago], Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role.”
At Willis’ request, calls were placed to modeling agencies to fill the roles of extras and minor speaking parts.
Our casting source said, “He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to ‘read,’ he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date.”
The casting sessions/blind dates went well enough. “He started dating [model] Tamara Feldman, with whom he coincidentally enough had a sex scene,” our insider said.
Then, Heming was selected for a small speaking part. Willis “started dating both Tamara and Emma but obviously, Emma eventually won out,” the source said.
I was going to comment on the overall creepiness of this plan, but at the end of the day it worked. At least until the whole marriage part. Fortunately, Bruce Willis is 90 and practically dead already. Otherwise, I’d call this one a mulligan.
titsonsnack | March 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm
He’s old and she’s boring.
Jake | March 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm
“Bathe her and bring her to me” is a respected request in civilized society. It’s amusing to watch women run around trying to have “careers” but we all know what their true role is. Well, the attractive ones, at least.
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm
could be worse….he could have found her on a therapist’s couch. *shrugs*
Janice | March 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Jake, you’re so right on brother
Karen | March 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
At least he didn’t find his new spouse on the douchebag couch (Kutcher).
mike | March 25, 2009 at 1:12 pm
He waived some money, she jiggled her tits and wiggled her ass. How is this a news story?
Mick | March 25, 2009 at 1:13 pm
He is such an old sleaze. I bet he had them come to the interview wearing bikinis, too.
Beth | March 25, 2009 at 1:14 pm
She looks a little like a female Demi Moore.
Christine | March 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Hey Bruce is that a polyester leisure suit you’re wearing. I bet he still hangs out in Discos. He looks so slimy and clammy.
FRIST!!! | March 25, 2009 at 1:17 pm
When did he become Meathead??
GuyHolly | March 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm
That Bruce is a genius. Or a creepy old man.
Border Patrol | March 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Is she a Mexican?
Yes, I would like jalapeno with my cheese dip.
Andy | March 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm
He’s a more successful version of Herbert from Family Guy.
Christine | March 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Bruce must also be a real cheapskate because it doesn’t look like he buys his new bride very nice clothes. She looks just like a stuffed sausage in that dress.
Mr. Jones | March 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I imagine those casting calls involved mirrors on shoes and cameras in the bathroom.
Smarg | March 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
#6, then why don’t you go and be some rich Arab’s fuckpig then??
GuyHolly | March 25, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Could have been worse. Like this:
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?p=51436201
Sunyloveer | March 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm
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the only hetero | March 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm
lmao@all the negative comments from “guys”. Like you wouldn’t order up a babe if you had that type of power. Let me put it in terms you might understand – imagine if that stripper was young and hot instead of old and stretch-marked, and imagine if you could hold out $10,000 bills instead of dollar bills. And, finally, imagine that you didn’t have so many feverish dreams about other men’s buttholes.
Mr. Jones | March 25, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I love the pictures. She has that fixed smile and vacant eyes. I imagine her muttering to herself, through clenched teeth “He’s rich….yes, he’s rich….rich rich rich rich rich…”
Allison | March 25, 2009 at 1:31 pm
He was involved in the casting because he was a freakin producer on that movie. Nice reporting.
Spunky | March 25, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Oh God, her dress even has come, spunk stains on the sleeve and collar. How discusting!
Mike Walker | March 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Bob Schimmel is looking good.
boogermeister | March 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I waiting to see the post of her being pregnant.
BoBabbyo | March 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm
That’s a fine-looking bit of womanflesh. First time I’ve seen her, that I know of.
jay | March 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm
It’s a great way to pick up chicks.
Just goes to demonstrate how a beautiful woman is born with $1M between her legs.
BoBabbyo | March 25, 2009 at 1:46 pm
That’s a fine-looking bit of womanflesh. First time I’ve seen her, that I know of.
Erica | March 25, 2009 at 1:47 pm
She’s Maltese. And honestly pretty hot. Reminds me of Tia Carrere.
Deacon Jones | March 25, 2009 at 1:51 pm
@2 – Well said Jake.
@ 19 – I agree, I have no problem admitting I’d do the same thing. Shit, when the casting began, I’d be sitting there with a full hard-on just to set the tone.
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 25, 2009 at 1:59 pm
wow…has anyone seen the Asian horror movie AUDITION? This story sunds JUST like the plot of that movie! The guy holds auditions for a (fake) movie to meet hot young ass. He finds “The Perfect Girl” and she proceeds to tie him up and torture him. We can only hope the same thing happens to Bruce!
Chaz | March 25, 2009 at 2:16 pm
So, what you are saying is that Bruce uses his position, money, power, etc to get p–sy???
Um, and the point is???
jt | March 25, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Ah-ooooooo-ga
damn she’s smokin
PostmortemG | March 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm
“wow…has anyone seen the Asian horror movie AUDITION? This story sunds JUST like the plot of that movie! The guy holds auditions for a (fake) movie to meet hot young ass. He finds “The Perfect Girl” and she proceeds to tie him up and torture him. We can only hope the same thing happens to Bruce!”
You took the words right out of my hands, mamamiasweetpeaches. I *LOVE* Audition – it’s Miike’s best film, in my opinion, and one of the greatest culture-smashing Japanese films I’ve seen yet [ Alongside Kobayashi's Seppuku and Samurai Rebellion ]. If you like Audition, i highly suggest seeking out Salo: 120 Days In Sodom [ Italy '75 ], In A Glass Cage [ Spain '87 ], Singapore Sling [ Greece '90 ] and Irreversible [ France '02 ], if you haven’t seen them already. Those movies will fuck you up nicely. =D
As for Bruce getting the Audition treatment? Perhaps he won’t mind, provided his limbs don’t mean much to him. =D
duh | March 25, 2009 at 2:42 pm
except…it was a real movie, and being in it, and/or being with Bruce Willis, is helpful to the girl’s career. Otherwise, though, it’s just a fabulous parallel…
FrenchfanofTSCC | March 25, 2009 at 2:47 pm
he is too old for her,he can be her father! he is getting to Pervers ! she is just with him for money !
RichPort's Ghost | March 25, 2009 at 2:51 pm
This motherfucker probably eats pussy like he’s playing the harmonica…
Well played Bruce… well played…
lori | March 25, 2009 at 2:53 pm
What Bruce did is exactly the same as the plot of “Audition”, a great and very scary Japanese horror film. The outcome was not so good for the protaganist in the movie.
J | March 25, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Tamara Feldman? Really? Why didn’t I hear about this when she was freshly dumped, vulnerable, and ready to make a mistake with a guy not quite good enough for her?
Rhialto | March 25, 2009 at 4:57 pm
That’s what you do when you have a hot and sexy wife! You can’t take your eyes and hands off her! And standardly you take a camera with you for all the hot pics!
Galtacticus | March 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm
There’re lots of hot pics to come folks!
AirMail | March 25, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I know he has at least one pair of boots that is older than this Girl, but so what. Enjoy your life Bruce, and keep making movies!
feckless | March 25, 2009 at 6:13 pm
In the contract: male child or no alimony. He beat Demi to it – Ashton won’t quit being a stoner long enough to let the tadpoles swim.
Americanwhitetrash | March 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm
An actor on the decline looking for some spot light. A wannabe “starlet”. Yes, its true love. In Hollywood years, land of fruits and nuts, that should be around 2 years tops.
Rough Daddy | March 25, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I got envious for a second until I find out this broad been with Flavio Briatore!
gerard Vandenberg | March 25, 2009 at 11:57 pm
WITH ENOUGH MONEY ALL AMERICANS ARE FOR SALE, folks!!
pea | March 26, 2009 at 1:16 am
mamamiasweetpeaches and PostmortemG:
Ha, can’t you see Emma saying “kitty kitty kitty”? Brucie better check and make sure she doesn’t have any big needles in her makeup bag.
Her resemblance to Demi also gives me a hinky feeling.
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 26, 2009 at 9:13 am
I wonder who the gimp in the sack wil be. I havent seen Owen Wilson in awhile…….
rosey33 | March 26, 2009 at 11:17 am
i saw them both in vegas, shes truly gorgeous, but doesnt look like the friendliest person. she was acting as if everyone was crowding around their table to see her…we all just thought she was his hooker
Fluffy Butt | March 26, 2009 at 11:27 am
for the love of god: DON”T HAVE BABIES! no more potatoe skins….
IRONMANAustralia | March 27, 2009 at 4:54 am
Hey, screw you guys!
Bruce Willis can do whatever the hell he wants, because he’s a badass action hero who will walk over broken glass to save half of Los Angeles from terrorists!
And you could at least show some gratitude after he saved the world from that asteroid impact.
… oh wait … or was that Clint Eastwood?
… no … no … I think he was busy landing the Space Shuttle at the time. I remember seeing the news report on CNN.
… oh wait … or was that news report on Showtime … ? …