Bruce Willis fights back

By: Superficial / June 19, 2006

Bruce Willis has filed a defamation suit against the paparazzi photographer who claims he attacked him after arriving at Koi last week. The suit says: “Plaintiff put his hand up in front of his face to shield his eyes from the blinding flash of the cameras in order to be able to see and walk into the restaurant. Goodrich falsely stated that Willis stiff-armed Goodrich, shoved the photographer and pushed his camera into his face, causing injury to Goodrich’s nose and teeth.”

The suit also specifies Willis didn’t physically assault Goodrich and the false allegations of criminal assault have damaged Willis’ reputation, career, and standing in the entertainment industry. Which is ironic, because the story is about him punching a photographer in the face and not dancing around in a ballerina outfit. If anything, the story should’ve boosted his reputation, career, and standing in the entertainment industry. It’d be like suing somebody because they claim you’re a bad ass who kicks the shit out of terrorists. Don’t sue them. Buy them a car.