Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova might be dating

nemcova-willis-date.jpgBruce Willis has been desperately trying to get Petra Nemcova’s number and finally got it after he donated a ton of money to her charity. Since then, the two have been keeping in touch and Petra has told her friends, “He’s been really sweet to me, but I wouldn’t call it dating.” But in stereotypical fashion, Bruce has been telling all his friends that they are dating.

To be fair to Bruce, I tell people I’m dating Petra Nemcova all the time too and I’ve never even met her. Unless you consider standing outside her house with a pair of binoculars “meeting.” In which case yeah, I guess I’ve met her.