Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova might be dating

February 27th, 2006 // 36 Comments

nemcova-willis-date.jpgBruce Willis has been desperately trying to get Petra Nemcova’s number and finally got it after he donated a ton of money to her charity. Since then, the two have been keeping in touch and Petra has told her friends, “He’s been really sweet to me, but I wouldn’t call it dating.” But in stereotypical fashion, Bruce has been telling all his friends that they are dating.

To be fair to Bruce, I tell people I’m dating Petra Nemcova all the time too and I’ve never even met her. Unless you consider standing outside her house with a pair of binoculars “meeting.” In which case yeah, I guess I’ve met her.



  1. Tania

    I used to think Bruce Willis was kinda sexy…but now I just think he’s kinda desperate.

    Plus, I really don’t like Petra. I didn’t know who the hell she was until the tsunami happened. She totally used that tragedy to launch her name and career. That’s shitty in my book. The girl lost her boyfriend and her own life, and yet, there she was peddling her recovery like she was the only one who went through it. Using bitch.

  2. Tania

    Oops, I meant she NEARLY lost her own life.

  3. ESQ

    I read Jenna Jameson’s book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale,” and she wrote: “Bruce Willis fared only slightly better. At a party once, “He didn’t say a word,” Jameson recalls, “He pushed me up against the wall and kissed me. After 30 seconds of passionate tongueing, he just walked away without a word.” As Jameson was leaving the party, she writes, “A bodyguard walked up to me and said, ‘Mr. Willis is waiting in his limousine.’ ‘He’s going to be waiting a long time,’ I responded. There’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and he had crossed it.”

    So Superficial I think you hit the nail on the head with this one.

  4. crazydelicious

    tania you’re a fucking retard. she was a huge model (uh, sports illustrated cover model) way before the tsunami happened. just cuz your ignorant ass never heard of her doesn’t mean she “used that to launch herself”? seriously, you are so fucking stupid.

    you are just jealous you don’t look like her.

  5. Maeve97

    #1: that was so beyond obnoxious. i can’t believe that anyone could be so ridiculously insensitive to call someone who lost her boyfriend and broke her pelvis while hanging onto a tree a “using bitch.” the first picture of petra, when she was recovering in the hospital, she agreed to only on the condition that the money be donated to the tsunami recovery effort.

  6. Doc

    I like Bruce Willis since Det. John McClane is probably my all time favorite movie character, but Im a little tired of him thinking that he can get any girl he wants… dude has to be 50 by now… I mean hes only out to have sex with these unbelievably hot girls, and then leave them waiting by the phone for him to call them back… damn, now that I think about it, Bruce Willis is my idol!

  7. Craig & "em"

    Here’s another Newsworthy Story:

    Craig & “em” and Adriana Lima Might Be Dating

    “Craig has reportedly been stalking Adriana, often found sneaking into her dressing room to get a stained panty from her hamper. He’s been telling all his friends that they’re engaged, HOWEVER Adriana says that she has a restraining order against me…I mean him and that she wouldn’t say they’re engaged, but instranged!”

  8. SuperSpence

    Didn’t Bruce Willis name two of his kids Rumer and Scout? I think Miss Nemcova should be warned about the dangers of pro-creating with Mr Willis. Aside from the inevitable social disease contracted during the conception, she’ll wind up having to care for a child named Mummu-planet.

  9. gogoboots

    #3 I need that book, it sounds RAD! I didn’t realize Bruce Willis was so desperate. Maybe he should go back to hookers.

  10. LoneWolf

    A porn chick named Alicia Klass was on Stern several years ago saying that she and Bruce Willis had a thing. Evidently he’s raised his standards, although the only thing that’s Dying Hard is his dignity.

  11. Spacedog

    He’s so played out. Oh, I’ll just donate all this money to your charity as my way in. Nice work, winner.
    My friend went to highschool with him in PA and the dude got beat up all the time. Doormat.

  12. Nice. Petra. Willis is the man.

  13. Binky

    My sources tell me Bruce was told Petra was recently ‘washed up.’
    Not always following the news – he assumed her career was on the skids – and thought there could be a connection because of his ‘washed up’ career. Strange how the world works…

  14. gingi

    Tania- I’m with you. I never heard of her before the Tsunami either. What happened was horrible but she’s starting to get on my nerves. Here in NY she taught a learning annex class about her story. Revealing details never before discussed.. Ooooo. That’s worth paying for. What drives me nuts about her is how between her publicity campaign and the press she was marketed as the saintly most important victim. I mean she’s sooo much more important because she’s pretty for a living. Hundreds of thousands of people died and she’s made the entire thing a career opportunity justified by a few philanthopic pursuits. The woman actually had a press release out to say that the tsunami helped her kick her laxative addiction.

  15. ESQ

    In response to comment #9 – It definitely is a must read. I went through it in four days last summer.

  16. Hey Baby, I know your boyfriend just died and all, but you know, I’m famous, did your mom and dad let you stay up late enough to watch “Moonlighting” when you were just 5 years old? They did? Great! Because Hey, that was ME!

  17. He told me he totally felt her up behind the convenience store by the school.

  18. Sheva

    When hundreds of thousands of people die in a disaster and you live, you get the right to work to publicize it as much as you want. As long as it goes to the efforts of those who died.

    As for Bruce Willis, he can cross any and all lines of error in his personal life he wants with the babes. The guy is behind our troops in Iraq and the word is that he tried to enlist but was not permitted.

    What he does for our service people is all I care about.

    Sorry Petra, go ahead and book another tell all Learning Annex tale of your laxative battle.

  19. Maeve97

    #14: How is it Petra’s fault that you never heard of her before the tsunami, and now you have? so what? the media singled petra out to speak to about the tsunami disaster because she could speak english and had a tragic story, plus, she was a recognizable face to some members of the public. how is that her fault?
    the poor woman’s boyfriend died and she barely survived, and you have a problem with her speaking out about her story of survival?
    you’re full of shit.

  20. Foxbase Alpha

    Coming soon: “Die Hard: With A Viagra”

  21. hermanita

    Well she’s SMOKING HOT. I see why these girls would be jealous. I agree with Maeve97. The fact that you didn’t hear of her doesn’t mean she wasn’t famous. She was. ANY celebrity that was trapped in the tsunami would’ve been interviewed non-stop and not left alone until they responded. What’s the point of trying to hide, they’ll get you eventually and it makes things more complicated.She didn’t launch herself at all…Seriously, she was very much launched already when she was in the tsunami.

    That book “How to make love like a pornstar” sounds really good from all your comments. I will def. look into buying it. ^_^ It’s worth it, right?

  22. Foxbase Alpha

    What’s the difference between Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova’s old boyfriend?

    One’s washed up and the other was washed out.

  23. HollyJ

    Bruce Willis looks like Uncle Fester nowadays.


  24. Have you seen BW with the ‘stache in his new movie? John Holmes worthy.

  25. Dude, Bruce Willis is a stud. Don’t think for a second he isn’t getting all kinds of hot ass. When you’ve tapped Demi Moore and then get kicked to the curb as she hits her downward spiral, you thank your lucky stars and use your Hollywood cachet to your advantage.

  26. hafaball

    ESQ’s #3, I’m not sure what you point you were making, but now I think Bruce Willis is even cooler! Usually when I do that to hot porn stars they beat me up, and then get they’re friends to beat me up some more…I still somehow get aroused, but you know what I mean. That’s badass!

  27. dodah1

    Bruce Willis is a douche bag. This is the nut who offered a million dollars recently to whoever caught Osama bin Laden, said he tried to enlist, but President Douchebag told him, he was more needed at home. He’s a Repuglican moron. Get back to drinking Bruce, and keep finding girls the same age as your daughters to sleep with. Look who his ex-wife ended up with. Can you blame her? His career’s been over for years.

  28. mamacita

    #28 If you must call someone a moron for being Republican, you should probably spell Republican correctly.

    Posted by dodah1 on February 28, 2006 11:00 AM

    He’s a Repuglican moron.

  29. thetruthhurts

    Ha! Laughing my ass off at #29! Where do these people come from ? Fucktard.

  30. Mr. Fritz

    Eew, Bruce Willis is one ugly mother. I used to like him on “Moonlighting” when he was a doofis and didn’t take himself seriously. His daughters are not attractive at all. He looks like crap in the trailers for his new movie. I guess he considers it “stretching” and “creating his craft”. I don’t understand models, maybe they pick guys uglier than them, so they look better in comparision.

  31. So when Petra was holding a class on her experience as part of the Learning Annex, a couple of weeks ago in NYC – she wasn’t selling out?

    Next class Donald Trump has, I’m nominating him for a Nobel Peace Prize.

  32. Jayne

    the last happy moment I had with Willis was Die Hard: With a Vengeance.

    After that… blah.

    I still have trouble knowing he’s dating Brooke Burns.

  33. jennyjenjen

    Fuck you Tania you fing idiot (and you other ignorant fools who don’t know who Petra is. You call yourself celeb watchers? The girl went through HELL and for days lived with false hope that her boyfriend (photographer) Simon had lived. The tsumnami was hell, don’t make her future happiness contingent upon the fact she survived (barely) a natural disaster. Fuckin idiot.

  34. DonDon


  35. so what, she looks good and he’s hot too!!!
    good for them.

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