While Ashton Kutcher‘s wayward wang continues to remind Demi Moore she’s going to die much, much sooner than him, I’m talking decades earlier, her ex Bruce Willis is on the complete opposite end of the marriage spectrum where he’s celebrating the miracle of life by putting a baby in his wife Emma Heming, according to Life & Style:
Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Bruce and his wife, Emma Heming, are expecting a child.
“Emma is showing!” an insider exclusively confirms to Life & Style.
Keep in mind Bruce Willis is 56, so he’ll be seventy-fucking-five when this kid graduates high school which has to be awesome for a young adult looking for some parental support before striking out on his/her own. “Hey, dad, did you watch me get my diploma?” “I have angina and it hurts to see.”
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Bruce knocked up his wife? Let’s hope this isn’t just another rumer.
Superb shot, Richard! Right in the bulls-eye.
Funny.
Let’s also hope this one doesn’t have The Chin.
hahahahahahahhaahha
Let’s hope it’s a boy, and not fugly like the other three girls that he’s created, sort of Frankensteinish.
If he keeps this up he really will die hard.
I’m sorry but he’s too old to be putting babies in chicks. His sperm are anyway. The kid might turn out to be autistic. But whatever, good for them.
Can’t tell if trolling or….
56 and he could kick all of our asses.
AND his wife’s hot as fuck.
AND back in the day he fucked Cybill Shepherd, who in turn fucked Elvis when she was Miss Tennessee. And Elvis fucked Ann-Margret!
So any way you slice it, Bruce is like a fucking god. Fuckin’-A
You probably ought to lay off the vodka for a day or two.
Fuckin’ A right man! Congrats to them!
Elvis was Miss Tennessee? I did not know that.
AND back in the day he fucked Cybill Shepherd who, when she was Miss Tennessee, fucked Elvis. And Elvis fucked Ann-Margret!
better?
How the fuck do you know he could kick anyone’s asses?
You do know the movies are not real life, right?
you should go have a talk with Shia LeBoeuf, maybe clue him in on that whole ‘movies are not reality’ concept, before another shirtless canadian fat guy beats his ass.
I had a huge crush on Cybill Shepherd, forgotten all about her lol
Cybill Shepherd is beautiful, and when she was younger she won one of those “Model of the Year” contests, it was a real contest not like those fugly girls on that new show, which are only on it to make the host look good.
So Bruce Willis has basically fucked Elvis?? That’s totally tits!
It would be tits if he had fucked Elvis, but I’m pretty sure Bruce and Cybill hated each other’s guts. So the link breaks there.
Let me scout out the situation and report back.
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Look at him standing there ‘My wife’s pregnant already and I’m stuck with this boner.’
Hopefully this time, if it’s a girl, she will actually receive some of her mother’s genes. I really do not need to see another girl with the Willis chin.
Why would he want to ruin her sensational body?
It’s what hot chicks do. Being sexy is too much work, so they get pregnant and then live off the fumes of “used to be hot” for the rest of their lives while salving their ego with “I’m a mommy now”.
He should have capped that thing first.
I know it’s a novel concept but some people want to have kids with their spouses.
And even if she gains 30 lbs, she’ll still be hotter than Bruce.
It’s not like she can’t lose the pregnancy weight after the baby arrives.
The answer is simple. Its golddiger 101. Find the richest guy you can, crap out a baby. Two babies is even better. Hire nannies and live off the child support once you get traded in for the younger piece he goes to.
He knocked up Emma Triming, the real Miss Tahiti? I see old habits die hard for Mr Willis.
nom nom nom nom
This will push Demi over the edge.
She’s been training for this even by learning to pass a boat anchor through her vagina.
“Dammit woman, stop sucking up to the cameras! I’ve really got to pee!”
You think she married him and had a kid with him to see Bruce at 75 raising his high school kid? Now that the baby’s on the way…she can start planning her escape.
In Bruce’s defense… actually, fuck that. What an idiot.
And there was today’s attempt at being nice.
Hopefully this genetic mix with be better. Those Willis daughters are scary ugly.
Tiny little bald man, national joke…. The “tough guy” everybody laughs at… they all just wish he’d die.
Good job Bruce!
maybe the odds are his his favor with this one that the kid won’t have a face like an anvil
Isn’t it just great that women are golddigging whores? If that were not so, what chance would a short old bald jackass like Bruce Willis have with a young hottie like this? At least us guys can hold on to that slim hope that we might hit the lotto or inherit a giant fortune, then hand it all over to some hot young snatch for acting as if they like us for a while.
As long as there are shallow, dirty old men with money, there will always be equally shallow golddiggers. Demand meets supply.
Well said MJB. lol
I know that almost all you commenters are going to point out, “You’re on the Superficial, what do you expect?” But really, sometimes you are really lame. What’s so unbelievably crazy about a celebrity having a mutually happy relationship? I don’t know about Bruce and his wife, but they seem happy, and it goes beyond just them. Not everything’s about money. I come from a rich family, and my boyfriend a very poor one. It doesn’t make a difference.
Also, about the “why would he want to make her get fat?” comments… what MJB said. Some men actually love their wives for more than their bodies, and want to have a family. If you can’t or won’t grasp that, then I feel sorry for you.
Schmidtler, I promise that if you weren’t such an insufferable asshole and maybe had an ounce of charm and respect for women, your broke fat ass could maybe get a decent girl. Or you can just continue kidnapping and collecting them.
LOL!
I don’t know if Bruce Willis is a jackass or not, but he is sure NOT short at all. Chances are he is taller than you, since the average height of adult american males is 5ft 9 and he is 6ft tall.
He’s not 6ft. He’s at most 5’10”, if he’s even that—just about average. His wife is above average height.
He is definitely not six feet tall.
So, Pippa likes the bald guys.
Bruce continues his DNA experiments. Well, he has the money; good luck with that.
Well he doesn’t have to look so fucking smug about it!
his entire career is being smug.
does that dress have some kind of optical illusion thing going on, that seems to be forcing me to look straight at her vagina? good god, she’s hot.
If he wasn’t hitting that raw, then what the hell was the point of marrying her?
I miss the days when short, bald men were mocked and ridiculed the way God intended.
Short? Chances are he is taller than you, since the average height of adult american males is 5ft 9 and he is 6ft tall.
explanation?
……..HIS EGO MUST BE TINY, folks.
(so is his penis)
Sooo…48 comments, and not one about the translucence of her dress. My God, what’s happened to the people on this site? Have we become so catty and so jaded that we can’t stop to admire a pair of breasts that stand out and say “Hi!” to us?
you can see through that shit!!1
His sperm’s WAAAAAY too old. It’s no good after 40. Autism risk is like 50% higher with older fathers.
Is it just me, or does she look a bit like a young Demi Moore?
…and so would I!
whats with the weird standing leg cross and the hand in the crotch? does he have to pee really bad?
btw…she’s hot….
Its just you. new wife kicks old wifes ass in hotness
There is nothing special about this plain Jane other than she is not an out and out pig-no tits, no spectacular ass, generic Asian looking face. No one would kick her out of the bed but face it, she is not all that, not striking or smoking hot gorgeous, just average.
Also whats up with the pansy ass side step going on with baldy? Does he have a boner? Need to pee? That just looks strange.
Demi Moore! You are a great mum to your three daughters, You should feel proud being cheated by your men. They are losers Cheers Demi!
Eww