Shortly before Demi Moore somehow found herself in the hospital after sucking back whip-its and K2 Spice on a stomach full of nothing but Red Bulls, Bruce Willis reportedly urged her to go to rehab. So just assume that conversation involved both of their daughters looking like the goddamn Elephant Man so they’ve been through enough. People reports:
“He was worried about her and wanted her to get better,” says the source. “Many of her friends did the same thing, but she just wouldn’t listen.”
And by just wouldn’t listen, they mean got shitfaced drunk with Miley Cyrus and watched her eat a penis cake because Demi’s so young, you guys. For real, people think her and Rumer are twins. Fraternal, obviously, but still twins. Via TMZ:
Demi Moore partied under the radar at Miley Cyrus’ BF’s birthday bash in L.A. … you know, the one with the penis cake … more evidence that Demi was desperately clinging on to her fading youth.
Multiple sources who were at Club Icon on January 14 tell us … Demi was hanging out with her daughter Rumer and some young friends … mostly kickin’ it in the VIP section.
We’re told Demi was drinking Red Bull all night … a drink she’s been obsessively sucking down for years. We’re told she left with Rumer sometime after midnight.
A few days later, Demi was seen clubbing with Rumer around Hollywood … and on January 23rd, she was hospitalized after inhaling nitrous.
So basically the moral of the story is, Demi Moore is weak sauce and can’t hang. Because, seriously, if you’re going to party with your kids, at least have the courtesy not to stroke out. That’s the important lesson here. Maintain your shit.
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