Bruce Willis Called ‘Lazy And Greedy’ By Man Starting Production On His 11th Sequel

August 7th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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“Vhy are you not speaking to Bruce? Did he vuck your maid, too?”

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Full Disclosure: Having recently declared A Good Day To Die Hard as the death knell to my man love for Bruce Willis, I have to go on record here to say that Sylvester Stallone calling anyone “greedy” or “lazy” might be the ultimate pot calling the kettle black scenario:

GREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE

— Sylvester Stallone (@TheSlyStallone) August 6, 2013

Stallone’s people even took the time to confirm to The Huffington Post that the tweet is absolutely about Willis, but didn’t expand on it other than to release the following marketing materials:

Rogue Marble Productions [Ed. Note - Yep, that's his fucking production company's name.] is proud to present the upcoming release of Daylight 2: Nightlight - When a Chicago utility worker realizes the entire city’s electrical grid has been compromised by North Korean hackers, he’ll have to rely on both his knowledge of the city infrastructure and his former golden gloves-winning grit to defeat this fearsome new world threat. Did we say the hackers are also MMA fighters? Because the hackers are also MMA fighters. PLEASE GO TO THE THEATERS TO SEE THIS, THESE HGH CYCLES COST A FORTUNE!!

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  1. Zing! Nice one Fish. I love it when Fish calls out these celebrity douches in the simplest of terms. More like these please, less Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman bullshit.

  2. Deacon Jones

    It’s a dark, dark day for fanboys of late 80s, early 90s action movies when there’s a rift amongst the greats

  3. rican

    Sly: “Yo Bruce, need you for Ex 3″
    Bruce: “Meh, got my die hard scam still going, I dunno…pay me more?”
    Sly: “Wahhhhhh! TWWWIIITEEERRR….”

  4. Jenn

    Bruce has always been a bit of an ass, but apparently become even more so in his old age. He can retire with Chris Brown.

  5. Bruce WIllis and Siracha are on about the same trajectory for me as I move into my 40′s. A little bit, once in a while, goes a long way.

  6. Brooke

    All these old geezers are greedy bungholes. I have heard Willis is a total dick on set, and Arnie is just… a relic… but Sly? I thought he was able to still do good things, like the last Rambo and Rocky movies… Rambo was okay. Rocky 6 was actually good, and a much better ending than 5 was. Rocky is my all-time favorite movie, but when I heard he was making a 7th movie, with him as a trainer… oh boy. My husband made me watch Expendables 2, which was bad enough. If these guys just want to get together and have fun, can’t we pool our money together and buy them tickets for Six Flags or something? A group pass, all day with your buddies… maybe there’s still one Planet Hollywood left for them to go to for milkshakes later…

  7. homosapiens

    Geez, Stallone, cut the guy some slack. Look at his brain tumor practically busting out of his noggin. He might need a little down time.

  8. crb

    Check out the Kevin Smith interviews about Bruce, and the one with the British 105.whatever host.

    What a total jerk.

  9. Johnny Barbells

    …tale of the tape:

    Starred in countless blockbusters:
    Willis – yes | Stallone – yes

    Starred in a bunch of sequels:
    Willis – yes | Stallone – yes

    Made a few flops, bombs, direct-to-dvd stinkers:
    Willis – yes | Stallone – yes

    Has had many supporting roles in more “serious” films:
    Willis – yes | Stallone – no

    Nominated for Academy Awards:
    Willis – no | Stallone – yes

    Wrote & Directed several feature films:
    Willis – no | Stallone – yes

    Has gained a rep as being a dick who’s hard to work with:
    Willis – yes | Stallone – no

    …i gotta say; i think Sly pulls it out because of the last 3 categories.

    • rican

      ok then, but “career failure”? Sly’s just hissy fit cause he got turned down for more $$.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      You forgot their “singing careers”, but that’s a good thing. Bruce had an album that is just an excuse to drink, and Sly had the movie “Rhinestone”.

      I have to go lie down now…

  10. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Look! A carnival game! It’s called “Guess the Number of Facelifts in the Photo”.

    I say fifteen. Girgori is saying fifteen- per “actor”. Anyone else care to play? We don’t know if there’s a prize, but what the hell.

  11. Man, he says ‘lazy and greedy’ as if that’s a bad thing?!?! Who likes working hard? Who likes lots of money & stuff without working hard? Give all your Rocky 1-19 and Rambo 1-9 money away and take a job in a coal mine, Stallone, then tell us all about the virtues of hard work and thrift.

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