Bruce Jenner And His Shaved Trachea Are Quitting ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

February 13th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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“Hey, you can’t follow me here. I’m a member of the LPGA. I have rights!”

Now that Bruce Jenner has the finely shaved Adam’s apple of a young man making a him a precision aerodynamic machine of speed and looking like a lesbian, he doesn’t need Keeping Up With The Kardashians anymore. Or Hollywood at all. They’re just wind in his – *puts on sunglasses* – drag. TMZ reports, and almost forgot, HYEEEEEEAAHHHH:

Sources connected to both the Kardashian family and the production tell TMZ … Bruce will NOT come back for another season of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” if the network picks it up. The family is currently shooting the last installment of the series … and even if it gets renewed we’re told Bruce wants out.
Bruce now reluctantly takes part in the show … but only when it’s absolutely necessary. Whenever possible he’ll shoot his scenes in Malibu — where he now lives.
We’re told Bruce has a clear vision of his life as soon as the season ends … golfing, spending time with his kids — off camera — flying helicopters and riding motorcycles.

And marrying k.d. lang in a spirit ceremony. TMZ forgot marrying k.d. lang in a spirit ceremony. They should probably check their computers.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. I find it hard to believe a man who made a movie with the Village People might be more comfortable living as a woman.

  2. Samuel L. Fishbourne

    All white guys look alike. Except for him.

  3. Ted Knight

    Cohabitation with another female, probably Kathy Griffin, (in a committed, same -sex partnership) is next.Or opening a frozen yogurtstand in West Hollywood

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    Def Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    A few more months of hormones, and his transformation will be complete.

  5. alex

    Who would have thought Jenner would be the most normal one in that family.

    Also, he looks like the hot chick in sunglasses David Lee Roth is standing next to on the highway in his California Girls music video. (Check it out at 2:18)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk

  6. dennis

    Behold! Kanye’s future. I’d feel bad for him but it’s Kanye. He deserves it.

  7. When Kris Jenner read the phrase, “…spending time with his kids — off camera” the incomprehensible contradiction caused sparks to shoot from her face, frantic repeating of the phrase ‘Does not Compute’ and finally total immolation.

  8. coljack

    Kendall and Kylie have their dad’s good looks. I mean their mom’s. I mean their dad’s. God, I’m so confused.

  9. coljack

    I’d feel sorry for him – he really does look like he’s dealing with gender dysphoria, and I can’t think of much worse than feeling like you’re trapped in the wrong body – except that he profited off of the vapid stupidity of faux reality. When you sell out your own life for the purposes of a TV show – when you literally turn reality into a lie to sell it as reality – you have no integrity as a living being anymore.

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    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excuse me, can you move your car? I need to get to my Subaru.”

  11. poop

    that ombre though! what a diva

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    Commented on this photo:

    Is ‘he’ still wearing his wedding ring?

  13. Cock Dr

    I hope he can make a clean getaway.

  14. Bruce could be a transsexual and still be more normal than a Kartrashian.

  15. J

    Looks like all that estrogen flying around that whore house has really gotten to Bruce.

  16. right

    “keeping up with the kartrashions” plays an important service. When i’m going to date a new girl, i ask what she watches on TV. If she watches this crap, i never phone or talk to her again.

  17. Robb7

    A family of circus freaks — all of ‘em!

  18. Ralph

    I wonder when and how he will officially “come out”.He must be in great pain (1) having lived in that nut house with those crazy Bitches and (2) trying to manage his gender shift.

  19. Ralph

    I just noticed that not only did he have his adam’s apple shaved but he had his neck tightened too.

  20. cmonreally

    “I just never liked my Adam’s apple!”

    Uh huh. Yep. Sure.

  21. Rob

    His nose would have looked better if he had just left it alone.

  22. Jeesus

    “Bruce” Jenner will not come back. But, “Barbie” Jenner will.

  23. he’s starting to look like Michael Meyers. not the Austin Powers guy, the serial killer from the Halloween movies. maybe that’s good…a butcher knife serial killing is just what that family needs. and think of the ratings!

  24. Johnny Barbells

    …i like how ‘spending time with his kids’ come 2nd after ‘golfing’.

  25. Bruce Jenner really is an ugly old broad.

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