Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail, Let’s Talk About It

November 12th, 2013 // 34 Comments
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Now that Bruce Jenner is living the swinging life in the swinging town of Malibu, it’s time for a swinging new look. Or just a ponytail because pulling things back is what’s missing from his face. Then again, this woman apparently consented to a golden shower in public, and even I checked and made sure she wasn’t Kim Kardashian before misinterpreting this whole situation. That would’ve been embarrassing for everybody.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. It took him a few days but Bruce finally got around to giving Kendall her birthday gift, even if he had to send it through her assistant.

  2. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    So, you look like a boy-shorts kind of girl. Care to trade?

  3. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
    Dox
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    “Yeah, so…look on the bright side kid, you’re not going hungry.”

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    Instead of the ponytail, he should comb it over his face.

  5. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    Preparing for the inevitable sex tape I see

  6. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
    Dox
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    “Just need to suck out the soul of the last person that opened my sarcophagus…. then my face should finally regenerate.”

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    Margaret
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    Is that a person?

  8. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
    Dox
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    “Always Two there are. A Master and an Apprentice.”

  9. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    Some pictures leave absolutely, positively no room for misinterpreting what is going on. This is one of those pictures.

  10. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    Geena Davis is not aging well.

  11. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    “Trust me, it’s how my step daughter got famous”

  12. alex

    I always think this guy gets a bad rap. Like he fell in with that den of vipers and they turned him into this. But then I remember that his claim to fame is being one of the greatest athletes of his time….so I shouldn’t give him too much credit, he’s probably just an idiot. I for one wish him well.

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    I'mCool
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    That’s some shitty dental work.

    And that’s the nicest thing I can think to say about this picture.

  14. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
    J
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    “See my wife didn’t de-ball me there still right here LOOK AT THEM!”

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    J
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    “What you say you don’t recognize me DAMMIT I was on the WHEATIES box!”
    “What year, sir?”

  16. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    “And this is how my step-daughter got famous, just stand still and I will make you famous too”

  17. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    “When? 1976? I think that was the year my father was born.”

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    donkeylicks
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    It’s like looking at the modern-day reincarnation of Atlas…but with ponytails.

  19. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Kylie Jenner All Sports Film Festival
    Inner Retard
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    That’s the very uncomfortable look of a daughter being embarrassed by her father.

  20. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    Where’s Harvey’s coin?

  21. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    That’s hot!!

  22. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
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    Thats right honey kick me in the potatoes, I’ll cry like Betsy Wetsy and you get your 20 bucks. Homerun for both of us.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “mmm, yeahhh,,,,these white socks with black shoes turn you on baby?”
    (takes out flaccid penis)

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    Deacon Jones
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    Bruce, you still have a ways to go, I can still see some actual pores.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I just, I..

  26. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Kylie Jenner All Sports Film Festival
    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the very uncomfortable look of a daughter being sure she will be mistaken as an escort. As she is dressed as one. Arm in arm with her father. I didn’t know Russian ho was the new teen fashion.

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    whatever
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    What the h’ll???

  28. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pressed Against Young Girl Charity Yard Sale
    whatever
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    ??

  29. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Kylie Jenner All Sports Film Festival
    whatever
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    Pimp daddy.

  30. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Kylie Jenner All Sports Film Festival
    whatever
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    Excuse me, but is her purse placed like that in case her father forgets she is his daughter and gives her an excited hug?
    And is the purse placed there because of past mishaps?
    Those girls are bred to be whores.

  31. kery

    They look like a father and his daughter , i don’t see anything bad on these photos. You people have a dirty mind. :P

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    “I am smiling dammit !”

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    KC
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    And the last event, The Pole Vault!

  34. I would rather look like a 62-year old than a 62-year old with a face lift, dyed hair, and a ponytail.

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