Bruce Jenner And The Case of The Mysterious New Man-Titties

August 22nd, 2014 // 21 Comments

According to the photo agency we got these from, Bruce Jenner was allegedly going out of his way to make sure the front of his chest wasn’t photographed yesterday because he may or may not be blossoming into a beautiful woman, full-bodied and sensual. (h/t Eric Jonrosh) And if you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, tits, people. He’s growing tits. One of them’s opening the car door, for God’s sake.

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. it had to be said

    I said it before and I’ll say it again. If this family respected the environment at all they’d take Kim’s ass implants out and make bulbous tits for Bruce from them. Recycling!

  2. brick

    Why doesn’t he just wear a lady latex suit..like all the other “I want to be sexy like a girl” freaks? http://www.sho.com/sho/7-deadly-sins/season/1/episode/2#/index

  3. Encyclopedia Brown is on that shit. And Sally too, she’s a sharp one that Sally. They’ll have it figured out before 5th period gym glass.

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    Suck It Trebek
    Commented on this photo:

    Further proof that nothing good has ever come from getting involved with a Kardashian!

  5. Let the weird flow from you Bruce.

    Embrace it. Be it.

  6. The only way to protect yourself from a certain rapper.

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    Suck It Trebek
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck are they putting into WHEATIES these days!

  8. Cock Dr

    I blame the Kardashians for all of this.

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    cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    Those nipples are going to chafe without proper support.

  10. When I was a kid Bruce Jenner was on the Wheaties box, admired as a national icon… now, he shares plastic surgery tips with JWoww and Joan Rivers, and has moobs.

    How the mighty fall.

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    Analconda
    Commented on this photo:

    Just Do It.

  12. I know it’s anathema to the spirit of this site, but I am leaving him alone. I rather doubt he knew the extent of the fuckuppery he was in for when he embraced the Kris, and he seems to be having a less than enjoyable time with it all.

  13. If having facial reconstruction, a shaved adam’s apple, hair plugs and breast implants to live the rest of your life hiding out as a ladyboy in Thailand is what it takes to get away from the Kardashians, then I think it’s worth it and I support him 100%. You go, Bruce!

  14. Mitch

    It’s no wonder that the entire world wants to see the USA burned to ashes when this is what most of them see. That Kardashian family is quite possibly the most fucked up group of people in the history of the world.

  15. Hmm

    This family is fucking evil, they just screw up every man they come near.

  16. dingdong

    AH! Oh thats funny! Oh those pictures make me laugh!! Thats soo good! Happy friday to all!

  17. Robb7

    This fucker was with that cunt wife for over 20 years, and during that time he ignored his sons and embraced those limelight whores. Have no sympathy for him. He deserves to be twisted and confused! Hope he goes full-lady and embarrasses the hell out of all of ‘em.

  18. I think if he would just come out and admit it, the cruel comments would go away. Until he acknowledges it, people make fun of it. His accomplishment still stands, regardless of his or her gender.

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    George Zimmerman likes what he sees.

  20. BSName

    When the tabloids started this speculation I thought it was BS, but the evidence keeps piling up.

  21. He looks just like Vanessa Redgrave. It’s working out. That’s the model Renee Richards chose, too.

  22. Vince the medical physicist

    The poor bastard may be getting hormone therapy for cancer treatment…it has serious side effects…

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    Commented on this photo:

    HEY KANYE-
    THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Your A+/B- cups are in dire need of a bra, Sir.

  25. Johnny Barbells

    …kudos on the jonrosh reference.

  26. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CANT COUNT ALL THE WAYS IVE DIED FOR YOU GIRL AND ALL I CAN SAY IS…

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