So Bruce Jenner Is Shaving Off His Adam’s Apple

December 13th, 2013 // 21 Comments
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So remember back in October when a rumor started that Bruce Jenner is a cross-dresser? About that…

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … the Olympian met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon today for a consultation for a procedure called a Laryngeal Shave — which smooths out the Adam’s Apple.
The procedure is typically done on patients who are in the first stage of gender reassignment, but Bruce tells TMZ that is NOT the case with him. He says, “I just never liked my trachea.”

Here’s where I’m torn: On the one hand, Bruce Jenner does look like a lesbian golfer. On the other, he’s clearly addicted to plastic surgery, so that could just be an unfortunate side effect. Which is why he honestly could be obsessed with his trachea now that his free time isn’t whore-ibly consumed with silently enabling his estranged wife to pimp out their teenage daughters. You’d be amazed what parts of your body you notice when you’re not crying in the corner while Kendall does reshoots in the secret porn wing of the house. It’ll change your life.

Photos: IXOLA/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. MrChips

    “Never liked my trachea?” The fuck? Sure, Bruce, just smear some peanut butter on your neck and stand next to Khloe. She’ll rip it out for you.

  2. cc

    My trachea and I haven’t been on speaking terms for years.

  3. lala

    there are a million things he could be improving other than his trachea

  4. What would be fucking fascinating would be to have Jenner look into a mirror, and describe what he sees to a police sketch artist.

  5. alex

    This is a Kardasian thing. Anything they touch gets tainted. (Taint-ed)

  6. Convex

    People dislike tracheas???

  7. I think I would go with the bolt on tits before the trachea shave, mainly so I had something to play with while recovering from the trachea shave.

  8. What a bunch of freaks.

  9. Lets see shaved neck bone, Long hair, skin that looks like great granny madonnas face with crappy caramel coated teeth. and the body of Roseanne Barr. Thats a catch ladies!!

  10. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pulled Through Hat Kris Jenner
    RickNas
    Commented on this photo:

    Would Bruce be considering a MILF or GILF?

  11. Slappy Magoo

    Does USATF stand for Unhappy Sexually Ambiguous Tranny Fucking?

  12. JUST STOP THE TRACHEA HATE, PEEPLE!!!
    stop spending hours looking at yourself in a mirror ffs BRUCE.

  13. Jade

    You go girl!

  14. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pulled Through Hat Kris Jenner
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    “If I take the battery out of the phone, maybe she wont be able to find me…. ”

  15. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pulled Through Hat Kris Jenner
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    “The battery trick doesn’t work Bruce. Your soul is mine. Now… lets talk about your daughters upcoming vivid release.”

  16. freebie

    He’s a sad excuse for a man. His wife is more masculine than he is.

  17. JungleRed

    Self mutilation is common among animals in captivity suffering from learned helplessness.

  18. …and I don’t particularly like my left third condyle, but I ain’t chopping it off, see.

  19. crackerland

    You know that even as a post-op tranny his vagina won’t be nearly as dry as his wife’s.

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