So Bruce Jenner Is Shaving Off His Adam’s Apple

So remember back in October when a rumor started that Bruce Jenner is a cross-dresser? About that…

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … the Olympian met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon today for a consultation for a procedure called a Laryngeal Shave — which smooths out the Adam’s Apple.
The procedure is typically done on patients who are in the first stage of gender reassignment, but Bruce tells TMZ that is NOT the case with him. He says, “I just never liked my trachea.”

Here’s where I’m torn: On the one hand, Bruce Jenner does look like a lesbian golfer. On the other, he’s clearly addicted to plastic surgery, so that could just be an unfortunate side effect. Which is why he honestly could be obsessed with his trachea now that his free time isn’t whore-ibly consumed with silently enabling his estranged wife to pimp out their teenage daughters. You’d be amazed what parts of your body you notice when you’re not crying in the corner while Kendall does reshoots in the secret porn wing of the house. It’ll change your life.

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