Brooklyn Decker poses for GQ

August 19th, 2009 // 81 Comments

Here’s Andy Roddick’s wife 22-year-old Brooklyn Decker posing for the September issue of GQ. After looking at these photos, I’ve determined Andy should die a horrible, tennis-related death so I can selflessly comfort Brooklyn in her time of need. Doesn’t he want whats best for his wife? Or would he prefer to sleep on the couch? Answer carefully.

NOTE: Added pics of Brooklyn posing for the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Where does my selflessness end?

Photos: GQ, SI.com
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Comments (81)

  1. Mel | August 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    WHOA!

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  2. jakebarnes | August 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    I just think it’s weird that someone named Brooklyn could be old enough to ogle.

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  3. Texaanny | August 19, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    yummy
    pretty panties

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  4. TexasTranny | August 19, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    yummy
    pretty panties

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  5. TexasTranny | August 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    yummy…….

    pretty panties

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  6. Billy Jean Kong | August 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Needs more ass shot.

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  7. Jimbo | August 19, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    @5 TT, Yummy what is inside those panties..

    How have you been?

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  8. shirleytemple | August 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    bitch does not look 22.

    she looks 40.
    and she has a man-face.

    i’m just full of love today!!

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  9. Juan McEnroe | August 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    I just got tennis elbow from looking at these pictures!

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  10. Sam | August 19, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Ugh, I’m a girl and even I felt a stirring. I’m hitting the gym immediately – this means war, bitch

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  11. Rancid | August 19, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    What the hell is a Brooklyn Decker?

    Sounds like something along the lines of a Dirty Sanchez or a Chili Dog.

    An “Upper Decker” is when you take the lid off the water tank of a toilet and do a #2.

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  12. Kim | August 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Sweet body.

    #10, a gym can’t give you that body, only winning the Powerball in the genetic lottery can.

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  13. marme | August 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Hahaha #10 Uhh ya same here. I read that he tracked her down and asked her out after seeing her in sports illustrated. Good on him I like it when I see a average looking guy with a hot chick.

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  14. Max Planck | August 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Better Brooklyn than Bronx Mowgli.

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  15. Dylan | August 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    she’s got a nice body…but she looks like a DUDE – and 45 year old dude nonetheless!
    Nasty….Alba is a TRILLION times hotter than this dude.

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  16. Dylan | August 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    she’s got a nice body…but she looks like a DUDE – and 45 year old dude nonetheless!
    Nasty….Alba is a TRILLION times hotter than this dude.

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  17. Rodham | August 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    She looks like a dude?

    What kind of dudes do you hang out with anyway?

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  18. Deacon Jones | August 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Meh. I think I’d take Skankzilla from earlier today, more trashy.

    This chick looks like average when you look at pictures of her in public.

    But here’s a good one of her when she was 18…

    http://images.elgringooo.fr/images/200802/669brooklyn-decker-bikini-si-04.jpg

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  19. czar | August 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Man I bet their marriage last for a really long time!!!!!!!!!!! NOT.

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  20. TexasTranny | August 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    just fine Jimbo and you?

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  21. DIPSTIX Crew | August 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    SPICY HOT

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  22. Walter | August 19, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    How come other sites are showing these pictures AND the see-thru topless pic?

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  23. Holly | August 19, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    13 Yeah, an “average looking guy” with $15 million in tennis winnings (and this doesn’t include the millions he’s made in endorsements).

    She would’ve married him if he’d been the headless horseman.

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  24. bakinmycake | August 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    but can she cook?

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  25. TS | August 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    TT and Jimbo? Now all we need is FRIST!, friday afternoon cocktails and it’s just like the old days.

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  26. april | August 19, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    hot, plain and simple

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  27. Carolyn | August 19, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Exactly what does she hope to gain from posing for these pictures?

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  28. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 19, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    hmm, she’s cute but I would’ve picked Mandy Moore over her.

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  29. TexasTranny | August 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Hey sissy 29
    i found this hot place called SUCKMYHARDCOCK dot COM

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  30. The Edit | August 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Holly: exactly.

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  31. Patrice | August 19, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Exactly: His 22 YEAR OLD wife. Just how long are we all thinking that this one is going to last?

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  32. Delgo | August 19, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Smoke

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  33. ROUGH Daddy | August 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    If youre a tennis ace, it comes with a hot little minxy blonde? Pete Simpra’s had the same deal,,,Well Tiger Woods had the same deal which blow my theory out the water….

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  34. All Women Stalker | August 19, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    I noticed the hair and thought it was Jennifer Aniston. Haha

    -meream

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  35. jt | August 19, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    andy comes home to this every night? i’m so depressed.

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  36. bigpapi | August 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Maybe Andy could win a major and then the marriage will last. If he keeps getting his head handed to him by Federer and Nadal, Brooklyn will be moving to Queens.

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  37. Sport | August 19, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Quality talent, right there.

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  38. The Edit | August 19, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Patrice: about three years. She’ll claim that he’s always gone and traveling (duh), and she’ll take half. Millionairess @ 26/27. Not bad.

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  39. The Rake | August 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Flavorful to be certain. Roddick is playing out of his league here. When was the last time the dude won a tournament that mattered? It’s fine, I’ll wait. Exactly. Brooklyn needs to move out to Cali and get with me.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

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  40. ScrewTheHaters | August 19, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    I’m gonna go ahead and presume that all the people calling her ‘average’ and ‘manly’ are gorgeous human beings, because if you’re not the are you really in a position to judge?

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  41. penis enlargement pills | August 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    She looks like a dude? Quality talent, right there.

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  42. Pixie | August 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    The body is sick and amazing, but her face looks like a really hot guy.

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  43. jumpin_j | August 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Wait till she realizes her “husband” is totally gay. Then she’s mine. I CALLED HER FIRST, BEOTCH!!!

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  44. 12 year old boy | August 19, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Too manly for me. I bet she has cooties too.

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  45. Alli Watermelon | August 19, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Are we sure she’s only 22?? She doesnt look bad at all..just quite a bit older than 22.

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  46. I need to get off my tush | August 19, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    #10: I’m with you. I’m a straight woman, but pics like these make me reconsider.

    I need to renew my gym membership ASAP.

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  47. me | August 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    I agree with the people that say she looks older than 22 – maybe it’s a typo? She could be 32. Other than that, she’s pretty – but not remarkable. She looks like so many other pretty blondes.

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  48. britneysucks | August 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    That is one gorgeous woman.

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  49. Holly | August 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    She’s only 22 but they’re only 5 yrs apart.

    Her body’s great-looking IMO but for a moment there, when I looked at the face, I was sure that was Adam Lambert in a blonde wig.

    Oh and forget the pathetic $15million from winnings. I did some research. Roddick’s been raking in $10million/yr in endorsements since 2005 (he was making money before that but not at such a level) so by all accounts, he should be worth $70-80million by now.

    Oh and 11? LOL!!!!

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  50. China | August 19, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    Her husband’s a closet gay. Hurry up ya’ll!

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