Here’s Andy Roddick’s wife 22-year-old Brooklyn Decker posing for the September issue of GQ. After looking at these photos, I’ve determined Andy should die a horrible, tennis-related death so I can selflessly comfort Brooklyn in her time of need. Doesn’t he want whats best for his wife? Or would he prefer to sleep on the couch? Answer carefully.
NOTE: Added pics of Brooklyn posing for the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Where does my selflessness end?
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Mel | August 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm
WHOA!
jakebarnes | August 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I just think it’s weird that someone named Brooklyn could be old enough to ogle.
Texaanny | August 19, 2009 at 12:47 pm
yummy
pretty panties
TexasTranny | August 19, 2009 at 12:47 pm
yummy
pretty panties
TexasTranny | August 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm
yummy…….
pretty panties
Billy Jean Kong | August 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Needs more ass shot.
Jimbo | August 19, 2009 at 12:56 pm
@5 TT, Yummy what is inside those panties..
How have you been?
shirleytemple | August 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
bitch does not look 22.
she looks 40.
and she has a man-face.
i’m just full of love today!!
Juan McEnroe | August 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I just got tennis elbow from looking at these pictures!
Sam | August 19, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Ugh, I’m a girl and even I felt a stirring. I’m hitting the gym immediately – this means war, bitch
Rancid | August 19, 2009 at 1:18 pm
What the hell is a Brooklyn Decker?
Sounds like something along the lines of a Dirty Sanchez or a Chili Dog.
An “Upper Decker” is when you take the lid off the water tank of a toilet and do a #2.
Kim | August 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Sweet body.
#10, a gym can’t give you that body, only winning the Powerball in the genetic lottery can.
marme | August 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Hahaha #10 Uhh ya same here. I read that he tracked her down and asked her out after seeing her in sports illustrated. Good on him I like it when I see a average looking guy with a hot chick.
Max Planck | August 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Better Brooklyn than Bronx Mowgli.
Dylan | August 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm
she’s got a nice body…but she looks like a DUDE – and 45 year old dude nonetheless!
Nasty….Alba is a TRILLION times hotter than this dude.
Dylan | August 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm
she’s got a nice body…but she looks like a DUDE – and 45 year old dude nonetheless!
Nasty….Alba is a TRILLION times hotter than this dude.
Rodham | August 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm
She looks like a dude?
What kind of dudes do you hang out with anyway?
Deacon Jones | August 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Meh. I think I’d take Skankzilla from earlier today, more trashy.
This chick looks like average when you look at pictures of her in public.
But here’s a good one of her when she was 18…
http://images.elgringooo.fr/images/200802/669brooklyn-decker-bikini-si-04.jpg
czar | August 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Man I bet their marriage last for a really long time!!!!!!!!!!! NOT.
TexasTranny | August 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm
just fine Jimbo and you?
DIPSTIX Crew | August 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm
SPICY HOT
Walter | August 19, 2009 at 1:51 pm
How come other sites are showing these pictures AND the see-thru topless pic?
Holly | August 19, 2009 at 2:00 pm
13 Yeah, an “average looking guy” with $15 million in tennis winnings (and this doesn’t include the millions he’s made in endorsements).
She would’ve married him if he’d been the headless horseman.
bakinmycake | August 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm
but can she cook?
TS | August 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm
TT and Jimbo? Now all we need is FRIST!, friday afternoon cocktails and it’s just like the old days.
april | August 19, 2009 at 2:07 pm
hot, plain and simple
Carolyn | August 19, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Exactly what does she hope to gain from posing for these pictures?
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 19, 2009 at 2:43 pm
hmm, she’s cute but I would’ve picked Mandy Moore over her.
TexasTranny | August 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Hey sissy 29
i found this hot place called SUCKMYHARDCOCK dot COM
The Edit | August 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Holly: exactly.
Patrice | August 19, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Exactly: His 22 YEAR OLD wife. Just how long are we all thinking that this one is going to last?
Delgo | August 19, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Smoke
ROUGH Daddy | August 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm
If youre a tennis ace, it comes with a hot little minxy blonde? Pete Simpra’s had the same deal,,,Well Tiger Woods had the same deal which blow my theory out the water….
All Women Stalker | August 19, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I noticed the hair and thought it was Jennifer Aniston. Haha
-meream
jt | August 19, 2009 at 3:29 pm
andy comes home to this every night? i’m so depressed.
bigpapi | August 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Maybe Andy could win a major and then the marriage will last. If he keeps getting his head handed to him by Federer and Nadal, Brooklyn will be moving to Queens.
Sport | August 19, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Quality talent, right there.
The Edit | August 19, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Patrice: about three years. She’ll claim that he’s always gone and traveling (duh), and she’ll take half. Millionairess @ 26/27. Not bad.
The Rake | August 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Flavorful to be certain. Roddick is playing out of his league here. When was the last time the dude won a tournament that mattered? It’s fine, I’ll wait. Exactly. Brooklyn needs to move out to Cali and get with me.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
ScrewTheHaters | August 19, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I’m gonna go ahead and presume that all the people calling her ‘average’ and ‘manly’ are gorgeous human beings, because if you’re not the are you really in a position to judge?
penis enlargement pills | August 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm
She looks like a dude? Quality talent, right there.
Pixie | August 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm
The body is sick and amazing, but her face looks like a really hot guy.
jumpin_j | August 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Wait till she realizes her “husband” is totally gay. Then she’s mine. I CALLED HER FIRST, BEOTCH!!!
12 year old boy | August 19, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Too manly for me. I bet she has cooties too.
Alli Watermelon | August 19, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Are we sure she’s only 22?? She doesnt look bad at all..just quite a bit older than 22.
I need to get off my tush | August 19, 2009 at 6:22 pm
#10: I’m with you. I’m a straight woman, but pics like these make me reconsider.
I need to renew my gym membership ASAP.
me | August 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm
I agree with the people that say she looks older than 22 – maybe it’s a typo? She could be 32. Other than that, she’s pretty – but not remarkable. She looks like so many other pretty blondes.
britneysucks | August 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm
That is one gorgeous woman.
Holly | August 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm
She’s only 22 but they’re only 5 yrs apart.
Her body’s great-looking IMO but for a moment there, when I looked at the face, I was sure that was Adam Lambert in a blonde wig.
Oh and forget the pathetic $15million from winnings. I did some research. Roddick’s been raking in $10million/yr in endorsements since 2005 (he was making money before that but not at such a level) so by all accounts, he should be worth $70-80million by now.
Oh and 11? LOL!!!!
China | August 19, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Her husband’s a closet gay. Hurry up ya’ll!