And now for the most pivotal news of the year. (I’d say “of our lives” but then what will I say next year? Even though it would apply.):
Here’s Brooklyn Decker on the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. You might remember her from some such posts as all these chicks in swimsuits and her August 2009 spread in GQ. As for me, I’ll always associate her with how I felt on this morning: Imminent snow on the horizon. Steaming cup of coffee wafting the air. Sweet, old neighbor lady frozen in horror because I left the curtains open. *breathes deeply* Ah! What a day. Is she still looking?
Photo: Sports Illustrated
Perfect Double Tapered | February 9, 2010 at 9:43 pm
I’d ram her with my Toyota.
Simma Down Now | February 9, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Where’s the bew tocks shot?
Laid Off | February 9, 2010 at 10:11 pm
My – it is a bit nippy in here.
Bah! hah! hah!
sampsy | February 9, 2010 at 10:40 pm
The best part of this shoot was Melissa Satta (from the soccer g/f/wife section), amazing, her shoot is on the site
Post her pics!
hateyoufornoreason | February 9, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Weird hips.
john f | February 9, 2010 at 11:56 pm
who knows what this gal really looks like
SI photo shops so much
and her boobs are NOT real
they are implants!
Hu Phlungh Poow | February 10, 2010 at 12:08 am
#7…You must be fucking blind and #27 you would have to leave your moms basement and stop jacking off to see any so called better looking women in your neighborhood….BLEHHHH is that the sound every chick who sees your pimply face says to you. Fucking stupid shit bags, you would shit yourself is this chick ever spoke to any of you!!!!!
what | February 10, 2010 at 12:48 am
@ #56 If you think those are implants than you have not seen too many tits. Those look nothing like implants. Implants are stiff and protruding. Brooklyn’s tits are obviously natural fat deposits. You could tell by the first pic. Implants would not react that way when you rest your arms on them. In the second pic you can see a little muffin of fat spilling over, again, implants will not look like that.
Either you’re a girl and you’re jealous of someone better looking than you, or you’re a guy who has never seen real or fake tits in your life.
SB | February 10, 2010 at 12:49 am
she looks awesome! it’s refreshing to see a model who looks like she actually eats healthy and works out vs all those who literally look starving, bony and emaciated. wonder if her boobs are real though?
WOMENS BASIC TEES! | February 10, 2010 at 12:58 am
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r4 revolution | February 10, 2010 at 2:26 am
At that stage women look great, but when middle aged and older it’s funny how so many of them try to look like a male.
Gorilla Greg | February 10, 2010 at 2:28 am
Well, speaking of attractive blondes…this issue also has Chelsie Hightower (go to the SI site for the photos) – now THAT’s what I call yummy.
This broad? Ok, I’m jealous of Andy Roddick, but other than that, she’s nothing special to me.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 10, 2010 at 3:34 am
#18 Those are clearly contact lenses she is wearing
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to be honest i think this belongs to a teenvogue magazine cover. SI SWIMSUIT supposedly suppose to be the hotest man magazine and this official cover just ruin the reputation for it. Esquire, gq Magazine are back on top. Lesbos and gents pull out your tyra banks… issue and start reminiscing
Sex Toy Online | February 10, 2010 at 6:10 am
hotness!
HuckyDucky | February 10, 2010 at 8:20 am
@17 Hag,
“All the trouble they’ve caused the world?” WTF are you talking about? Do you hate Evil Whitey?
lily | February 10, 2010 at 9:13 am
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dude | February 10, 2010 at 9:15 am
to every idiot teenager who thinks those are real tits, maybe someday you’ll feel some real ones, but these are not real (not that you’ll be feeling them anyway).
Anderson | February 10, 2010 at 10:09 am
Beautiful, a little too thin.
fsehou | February 10, 2010 at 10:46 am
It is reported that she has done very successfully on losing weight. Once she was a very beautiful fat lady. There’s many her blog on how did she lose weight on a bbw club named blackbbwcupid.com . Sounds interesting.
oknite | February 10, 2010 at 10:48 am
It is reported that she has done very successfully on losing weight. Once she was a very beautiful fat lady. There’s many her blog on how did she lose weight on a bbw club named*** b l a c k b b w c u p i d . c o m ** . Sounds interesting.
Duke Nukem | February 10, 2010 at 11:08 am
Hot body, but her face looks a little mannish to me. But that’s just internet criticism, in real life she’d be surrounded by eager cocks.
lololololol | February 10, 2010 at 11:18 am
#49 just stfu idiot.
Brian | February 10, 2010 at 11:18 am
@10
I hate people like you who think women larger than a Size 2 are fat
and Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard
lololololol | February 10, 2010 at 11:23 am
agreed there is something manly about her face. don’t get me wrong i would totally bang this chick with the lights on but considering she’s a si cover model i think we can be picky.
Juicy Tracksuit | February 10, 2010 at 12:17 pm
can’t say I find her mannish at all but that’s just me. Andy Roddick is one lucky man
Amir | February 10, 2010 at 2:03 pm
If she were to walk by on the street, I doubt I’d look twice. She has that look that this society seems to want to call gorgeous, but is average at best. When she takes of the makeup and photoshop, she will have that washed out bland look.
Oh, and by the way, where are her hips?
Lindsey | February 10, 2010 at 3:50 pm
ooooo yay, another anorexic blonde who knows how to use silicone and photoshop. that’s not something you see every day.
Sarah | February 10, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Bar Refaeli > Brooklyn Decker
Erica | February 10, 2010 at 8:57 pm
How the FUCK can I get a stomach like THAT?! A girl can dream..As much as I hit the gym, I still can’t have that kind of figure.
Laura | February 10, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Either starvation or naturally having that build. They don’t eat much.
muahaha | February 11, 2010 at 1:03 pm
She’s cute!
http://tinyurl.com/careohless
Alwayslookfake | February 12, 2010 at 2:12 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/08/brooklyn-decker-si-swimsu_n_454070.html?slidenumber=NEJEr%2F9CImc%3D&slideshow&slideshow#slide_image
Scroll 1/2 down see what a little airbrushing/photoshopping can do, I’m not saying shes not good looking but she actually looks like a human when she takes a real photo and not a wax museum figure
4thelulz | February 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm
yeah the SI Swimsuit Issue was cool before Maxim and Victoria’s Secret catalogs and the internet, but what’s the point now?
I don’t even know why they have a swimsuit issue to begin with.
nanimair lase | February 13, 2010 at 3:40 am
waw,,,, see this beautiful girl, she is looking so beautiful. and i really like this girl.
and i love this girl. she looking so gorgeous. and what figure she have,, looking so hot n sexy. with cloth and bethought cloth she looking gprgeous,
Carrie | February 13, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I can’t tell this new girl from Bar Raphaeli. They all look alike- there’s no difference…but I bet Leonardo DiCaprio will be with THIS one, too before long, and Bar probably knows it. It’s always the “younger” version of the same damn thing & after 2 or 3 yrs. it’s not young anymore and he’s onto the next one. He will NEVER have a meaningful relationship if all he’s chasing is youth. In fact, I promise you he will NEVER have a satisfying relationship (except satisfying sexually if that’s all that maatters to him). But back to what I was saying before- yeah this model looks just like Bar to me.
Bed-Demon Girls | February 14, 2010 at 2:05 am
man she is next my bar rafaeli babe!!
FUKKAD fun teens junk | February 14, 2010 at 2:10 am
she sure is something with those biggies on that heavenly body! we should have some of her.
DM | February 14, 2010 at 6:21 am
i wonder if tiger would like her?
mackmamma | February 15, 2010 at 1:00 am
Carrie:
I agree with you…..I just really hope he will date someone with some brains sometime soon. Being a model is not a guarantee that you are stupid, but it aint proof of total genius either. (Anna Nicole Smith anyone)
I have a feeling Mr. Leo will be looking in the mirror soon and see the start of a DIRTY OLD MAN. I mean, after a time, its just SLEAZE. It’s banging the starlet on the casting couch. Oops, actually that’s what BAR DID ! I personally DONT think El Leo SHOULD marry- its not for everyone after all, but I just want to believe that men actually do appreciate brains, talent, and personality as well as tits. Well, he OUGHT to, he’s 35 and he used to go through models like tissue.
GROW UP LEONARDO ! GROW SOME ! IF YOU ARE SUCH A TALENTED CEREBRAL ACTOR MANAGE TO DATE SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN !!!!!!
Nimrod | February 15, 2010 at 1:23 am
I would so bang her!!!!!!!!!!!
she is so fuckin’ hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bikinis Lover | February 15, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Brooklyn Decker, was a fantastic chocie for SI 2010 Swimsuit Edition Cover. She’s cute, kinda of like the girl next door. Amazing figure, awesome personality, and married to Tennis Star Andy Rodick,
Acai Max Cleanse | February 15, 2010 at 10:37 pm
such a very beautiful video.. and the lady in this act she is very hot,, and i really like that,,
website visitor | February 17, 2010 at 3:24 am
haha.. this is like paradise.. way to go.. cameraman, u’re lucky..
çiçek | February 17, 2010 at 4:25 am
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Miri | February 17, 2010 at 5:34 am
all of you who are insulting these girls are probably lonely men who can’t get any. These girls are gorgeous!
Consistency | February 17, 2010 at 8:46 am
Gorgeous girl. And from interviews she seems down to earth and sweet. Which is a breath of air from pretty girls now adays. Niceness makes you so much more attractive.