STUDIO EXEC: So what’s the pitch?
ADAM SANDLER: I’m going to basically play myself in the same romantic comedy plot I use for every movie, let Steve Buscemi have a cameo and then throw a Sports Illustrated model into a pool with her clothes on.
STUDIO EXEC: Would you like bags of cash with dollar signs on them or a gigantic cardboard check?
ADAM SANDLER: I killed again.
STUDIO EXEC: Body disposal it is.
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The Big 'A' | May 7, 2010 at 12:58 pm
First Bitches!!! The person who posts next is a cocksucker!!!
Rebecca | May 7, 2010 at 12:59 pm
I can not tell a lie… I do in fact suck cock.. lol
The Big 'A' | May 7, 2010 at 1:02 pm
@Rebecca, The Big ‘A’ is always right!!!
All hail the Big ‘A’!!!
GTO | May 7, 2010 at 1:07 pm
No shots from the front…..DAMN!
Taz | May 7, 2010 at 1:10 pm
nice tush
Parker | May 7, 2010 at 1:14 pm
I can not tell a lie… I do in fact bang women only in the ass.
When they let me. And they always do cause I’m irresistible.
I think this one would. She sure has one sweet, bangable ass.
bar room hero | May 7, 2010 at 1:15 pm
don’t know who she is, but nice bum…
who names a child Brooklyn?
Me | May 7, 2010 at 1:25 pm
The Beckham’s
The Laughing G-D | May 7, 2010 at 1:40 pm
and the Decker’s
Deacon Jones | May 7, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Caption for Pic 12:
“EWww Mister! You didnt tell me this warm, gooey stuff would shoot out!”
“Whatever. I’ll take 3 boxes of the Caramel Delights. Now get out of here”
Stooge Number Four | May 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Adam Sandler must have friends in Hollywood (imagine that?) because he is and never was in the least bit amusing.
That ass however is.
Bunny | May 7, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Hey Parker, just curious….
Don’t you ever f%&$ the pink? Are you gay or what? Closet homo that screws chicks? Don’t get me wrong I like to get tapped in the ass but never been with one that only wanted ass. Mostly they wanna sink the pink. YUMMY!
Just wondering……
Your Friend,
Bunny
Deacon Jones | May 7, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I knew this girl in college named AJ who would only let guys do her in the ass. She was so hot, I tried for 3 fucking years to get in her pants, no avail.
Parker, she was hot. Blond hair, assistant team captain on field hockey team, loved to smoke pot. Dream girl material
Bunny | May 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm
It is one way to make sure you don’t get pregnant. ; )
Richport's Ghost | May 7, 2010 at 3:02 pm
@2 isn’t kidding. Her husband doesn’t know about us, but then again, he’s a fag.
Someone Else | May 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Looks like Reece Witherspoon with less bitch face.
PunkA | May 7, 2010 at 3:27 pm
For super model, she sure looks pretty average. Don;t get me wrong, she has a pretty face and nice body, but has midwestern written all over her. In other words, nothing too special.
Brooklyn michigan | May 7, 2010 at 3:33 pm
:(
Gweb | May 7, 2010 at 3:37 pm
I nutted when I got to picture #8. Thanks!
Parker | May 7, 2010 at 4:13 pm
@12 Bunny, I like that you’re open-minded but no need to be that open-minded. I don’t think gay guys would want to have sex with women. In fact, I think that’s the whole point of being gay. If you met a guy who only liked getting head would you think he was gay? Of course not, you’d think he was a jerk.
Deacon, that’s why I always say you’re my idol. Lucky bastard.
Where did all the technical virgins go?
chupacabra | May 7, 2010 at 4:20 pm
@Parker – what if you would like your man to do you in the ass every once in a while, and you have both tried, but his dick is too big and it hurts too much?
honest to god. loved it – did it before with (thankfully) smaller boyfriends (irish).
Andy RodDICK | May 7, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Hi,
Andy RodDICK here folks. Stop trying to fuck my wife. As it is, my tennis game has turned to shit. Now I gotta worry about everyone trying to bang Brooklyn too?
Fuck me.
Parker | May 7, 2010 at 5:23 pm
@21 I would think you’re a wonderful woman. I bet chloroform would help.
Interesting | May 7, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I’m impressed that nobody thus far has pointed out the cankles.
TC | May 7, 2010 at 6:23 pm
The great thing about still pictures like this is that unlike real women, they stand still long enough for you to beat one off.
Also, they keep smiling after you come on their faces and don’t call the police.
Narcissist | May 7, 2010 at 6:24 pm
A good measure of wasted potential here.
GiRL | May 7, 2010 at 7:00 pm
#21
I agree. Except my boyfriend falls into the large category, so I’m too scared to try again. LOL at “(Irish)”. When I tell Irish lads that I am of Mediterranean descent they shy away because they know I don’t want that short dick. :))
gen | May 7, 2010 at 8:10 pm
@24
That’s because she doesn’t have cankles you fucking moron…
Rough to the bone | May 7, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Fish, the dialogue is perfect with Sandler’s baby talk…
Jack Mehoff | May 7, 2010 at 9:33 pm
I would poke her in the tar hole!
StEvec | May 7, 2010 at 9:50 pm
To # 1 and # 3… I think that eveyone would agree that the “A” in your name stands for “Asshole”
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Question | May 7, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Parker do you have a shit fetish?
gate bracelets | May 7, 2010 at 10:16 pm
they keep smiling after you come on their faces and don’t call the police.
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they keep smiling after you come on their faces and don’t call the police.
memory card reader | May 7, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Must be Adam Sandler and friends in Hollywood (imagine that?) Because he never was and a little less entertaining.
EWW | May 8, 2010 at 1:50 am
eww she is gross- that is a model??
RtSS | May 8, 2010 at 3:03 am
Wow! Brooklyn Decker… I wanna be “in” Brooklyn. Those are stunningly gorgeous eyes. I could see me staring into those beautiful blue eyes, as I was pumping my schlong in one of her pleasure spots. Brooklyn, call me. You, me, and beautiful music. That is a nice tight ass. Sweet beauty…
Rhialto | May 8, 2010 at 3:15 am
Woman! I hereby baptize you! And remember that my body is your bread! Do you like sausage?!
Nero | May 8, 2010 at 3:20 am
Is this a mass bleach session? Looks like a full house over there!
captain america | May 8, 2010 at 4:59 am
………………………especially in the restroom.
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scaster | May 8, 2010 at 6:27 am
Adam sandiler has play boy image in Hollywood. Steve Buscemi in looking sexy in the blue dress .
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