- Beyonce fired her dad. [Popeater]
- Ricky Martin will convert you to Satanism now. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Lopez Saying a Bunch of Ridiculous Shit: The Hits. [Lainey Gossip]
- Wait. Asian women have breasts? This can’t be right… [Heavy]
- James Franco is teaching slam poetry now. Of course. [Film Drunk]
- Alyssa Milano has the greatest pregnant ass known to man. [Hollywood Tuna]
- As is Naomi Campbell. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Those Britney Spears concert photos from yesterday, but this time moving in glorious Jiggle-Vision. [IDLYITW]
- Tara Reid makes good on her promise to star in The Big Lebowski 2. [Just Jared]
- 60 Minutes viewers actually know who Justin Bieber is. [BuzzFeed]
- Kirstie Alley mistakes Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s face for beef jerky. [TooFab]
- Foxy Brown got kicked off of a cruise ship for assaulting manicurists. [The Fab Life]
- Bras? Where we’re going, we don’t need bras… (Not a Britney Spears gallery.) [theCHIVE]
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Brooklyn Decker WHORED another bikini. Sorry, she’s losin it fast
Dude, what are you smoking?
She ain’t no Adriana Lima put it that way
Jennifer Lopez, REALLY? Fucking really??
Well, J-Ho, your ass is sagging now and you’re a judge on American Idol so I guess karma is, indeed, a bitch.
The Bronx is embarrassed by you.
ok i’ll give it to her from the back tho!
this pap knows how to complete a sec of candids~ :D
set of candids. dammit all, can’t type today..
SWEET JEEBUS, I would BURY MY FACE in there like a mole and not come out until next winter.
I’m so over this overrated chick. Miss generic ‘all American’ blonde marries arrogant jock sports star and they live a boring, but cashed-up life. Yawn! Show us some celebs with charisma. She has zero X factor.
she and/or her reps. pay bloggers like this one to push this stuff. She’s boring and annoying. but this is a lot better than a mass amount of Chris Brown stories.
That could be the post of the year.
SO right. No Chris Brown, no Charlie Sheen, no Kardashian, etc.
Completely watchable, with her boobs barely contained in her bikini top. Not an attention whore.
What more do we want? This is DEFINITELY what we want more of. If we never saw Britney again, and instead saw a mix of women like this… who would mind?
GREAT POST.
She’s looking pretty wide here. Her face isn’t hot and even her body isn’t anything special, all she has is a set of big boobs, it’s like Katy Perry all over again.
you nailed it. WOW. Such a change as comparing to her SI shots. She is average at most, in fact her body is disproportional sort of protrudes from everywhere (and I don’t mean tits)and her ass is like I don’t know what! HA!
Makes me feel great about myself!
I would wreck that decker like the Titanic. And then she’ll go down.
Awe man that Tara video was pretty cool. Better than a real se
grr.. better than a real sequel would have been…
not so bad,, not so hot
Yummy mummy.
Yummy mummy.
Mammacita!!
I would do her…in the butt.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! What did she have ….a boy or a girl????
oh yeah , oh yeah ,oh yeah
What the fuck is the point of showing her like this?? We have the photoshopped SI gallery to gaze at. Nothing to see here (in terms of high-dollar media hotties)…
her shots in hawaii last year (yellow bikini) were absolutely outstanding. these last few rounds tho, not inspired at all :(
I picked a good day to come back to work….
I seriously doubt I would be able to control myself if I saw her at the local neighborhood pool….one on one, forget it.
(in dark parking lot, as last of cars pack up for day at community pool)
“Ms, you dropped your keys”
“Oh, I did? Oh here they are (bends over)”
“Umm. Yeah. Er, AHHHHHHGGHH!! (runs for speed at her with hard on)
I like her more from the front. She’s more round and soft-looking from the other side.
Not the best angle…
By far the worst shot I’ve seen of her…
Wide torso, no hips, cankles.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! What’d she have…a boy or a girl???
No, fuck YOU!
ps- nice tits.
She can slap me in the face with her funbags and make me smell her farts. I love her.
Looks like her face was smacked with Roddick’s racket.
Another meaningless post,about a pseudo-celebrity cavorting in a bikini. She must have paid Buzzmedia a nice sum of money since she is featured both on here and at Egotastic on the same morning.Same reason, that there are so many Kardashian post on here. Money talks and the bullshit just keeps on coming.
Question is, when is Buzzmedia debuting their new “Chris Brown” site to go with all of the Kardashian sights they own? See below for more on the sites owned by Buzzmedia.
There’s a simpler explanation besides the hilariously retarded cries of “Oh, they pay you to write this shit.” Tits = pageviews. Pretty basic.
As for Chris Brown, he whipped a chair through a window on a popular morning talk show. That’s the entertainment industry’s version of a natural disaster. Go anywhere else, and you’ll see shit-tons of stories about him. “But no, he’s gotta be paying all these people to write about him. That makes so much more sense.”
Just wanted to see if you were still awake…..you been so aloof lately..never commenting beyond the paltry paragraph at the beginning of the posts.Besides,I like being the “Devil’s Advocate”, pulling shit out my ass to post.It gives my day a real lift to move someone to respond to the insanity.
watching Britney perform is like watching my kids lip sync and dance to a song on the radio. What’s the point to pay to watch somebody lip sync to their own song. I remember back in the day when they used to put a pretend head-mic on her to at least pretend she was singing. Now they just out and blatantly show the girl doesn’t sing. I could see if the dance moves were keeping her from taking the needed breaths, but this is totally like the video of the kids from the ICarly video. Thought she was supposed to get better and be the best ever?
WOW…the gay factor on this site has risen astronomically!!!!!!!
Hot woman, nice rack, in a bikini…………..and flame posts abound?????
Maybe a nice picture of Chris Brown without his shirt on will help the with the boi’s tension.
So true, LJ.
This is a truly hot woman, who unfortunately has poor taste in men. Leonardo DiCaprio?? Andrew Rodick?? If she’s hooks up with John Mayer, I’ll vomit.
Whoops, sorry, Dicaprio went out with a different SI model, that Israeli chick, Bar Rafaeli. I got confused.
Brooklyn Decker, Pecker Erector. Poetry, bitches.
LOL, good one any guy; myself, I’d build a nest and just live there.
Stretch marks!!!! (hips)
Burn her!!!
she has a weird ass body… and she is NOT cute. People like her make me mad that she is in the spotlight (somewhat) and people much more deserving, are not.
AAAA… she was photoshopped on those swimsuit magazine pictures….Now she’s just a…mortal. HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA! Almost a Ke$ha shot!
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She’s busted photoshop queen. Back to loving myself. Mirror mirror on the wall!!!
She has a nice body and I love that she has stretch marks on her thighs it makes her look real like any other women.
Just like Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler, Brooklyn Decker would be hot in London. Maybe.
Hey Fish!
That Chinese boob commercial was on Geekologie a month ago. So now its worthy of your mention when its on another website which you have to trade hits with? C’mon!
omg I just realized why those shades covered half of her face
Breasts and above, great. Below the breast looks odd.
well, THIS IS THE “LAZY”-one, folks!!
I would love to lick the stretch marks on her upper thighs.
Spank and eat that hot ass.