Brooklyn Decker Wore Another Bikini and Other News

March 29th, 2011 // 55 Comments

- Beyonce fired her dad. [Popeater]

- Ricky Martin will convert you to Satanism now. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Lopez Saying a Bunch of Ridiculous Shit: The Hits. [Lainey Gossip]

- Wait. Asian women have breasts? This can’t be right… [Heavy]

- James Franco is teaching slam poetry now. Of course. [Film Drunk]

- Alyssa Milano has the greatest pregnant ass known to man. [Hollywood Tuna]

- As is Naomi Campbell. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Those Britney Spears concert photos from yesterday, but this time moving in glorious Jiggle-Vision. [IDLYITW]

- Tara Reid makes good on her promise to star in The Big Lebowski 2. [Just Jared]

- 60 Minutes viewers actually know who Justin Bieber is. [BuzzFeed]

- Kirstie Alley mistakes Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s face for beef jerky. [TooFab]

- Foxy Brown got kicked off of a cruise ship for assaulting manicurists. [The Fab Life]

- Bras? Where we’re going, we don’t need bras… (Not a Britney Spears gallery.) [theCHIVE]

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  1. Brooklyn Decker WHORED another bikini. Sorry, she’s losin it fast

  2. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    ok i’ll give it to her from the back tho!

  3. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    this pap knows how to complete a sec of candids~ :D

  4. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    Any Guy
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    SWEET JEEBUS, I would BURY MY FACE in there like a mole and not come out until next winter.

  5. Ally

    I’m so over this overrated chick. Miss generic ‘all American’ blonde marries arrogant jock sports star and they live a boring, but cashed-up life. Yawn! Show us some celebs with charisma. She has zero X factor.

    • she and/or her reps. pay bloggers like this one to push this stuff. She’s boring and annoying. but this is a lot better than a mass amount of Chris Brown stories.

      • Franksinatrastein

        That could be the post of the year.

        SO right. No Chris Brown, no Charlie Sheen, no Kardashian, etc.

        Completely watchable, with her boobs barely contained in her bikini top. Not an attention whore.

        What more do we want? This is DEFINITELY what we want more of. If we never saw Britney again, and instead saw a mix of women like this… who would mind?

        GREAT POST.

  6. Jammy

    She’s looking pretty wide here. Her face isn’t hot and even her body isn’t anything special, all she has is a set of big boobs, it’s like Katy Perry all over again.

    • Doc Scweinstrudel

      you nailed it. WOW. Such a change as comparing to her SI shots. She is average at most, in fact her body is disproportional sort of protrudes from everywhere (and I don’t mean tits)and her ass is like I don’t know what! HA!
      Makes me feel great about myself!

  7. Rancid

    I would wreck that decker like the Titanic. And then she’ll go down.

  8. Awe man that Tara video was pretty cool. Better than a real se

  9. stevebeagle

    not so bad,, not so hot

  10. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    Yummy mummy.

  11. rumspringer

    Yummy mummy.

  12. dpbefun

    I would do her…in the butt.

  13. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    CONGRATULATIONS!!! What did she have ….a boy or a girl????

  14. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    oh yeah , oh yeah ,oh yeah

  15. horn dog

    What the fuck is the point of showing her like this?? We have the photoshopped SI gallery to gaze at. Nothing to see here (in terms of high-dollar media hotties)…

  16. Deacon Jones

    I picked a good day to come back to work….

    I seriously doubt I would be able to control myself if I saw her at the local neighborhood pool….one on one, forget it.

    (in dark parking lot, as last of cars pack up for day at community pool)
    “Ms, you dropped your keys”
    “Oh, I did? Oh here they are (bends over)”
    “Umm. Yeah. Er, AHHHHHHGGHH!! (runs for speed at her with hard on)

  17. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    I like her more from the front. She’s more round and soft-looking from the other side.

  18. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    Not the best angle…

  19. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    By far the worst shot I’ve seen of her…

  20. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    Wide torso, no hips, cankles.

  21. CONGRATULATIONS!!! What’d she have…a boy or a girl???

  22. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    Tyler Perry
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    No, fuck YOU!

    ps- nice tits.

  23. BlueFalcon

    She can slap me in the face with her funbags and make me smell her farts. I love her.

  24. Jake

    Looks like her face was smacked with Roddick’s racket.

  25. The Critical Crassness

    Another meaningless post,about a pseudo-celebrity cavorting in a bikini. She must have paid Buzzmedia a nice sum of money since she is featured both on here and at Egotastic on the same morning.Same reason, that there are so many Kardashian post on here. Money talks and the bullshit just keeps on coming.
    Question is, when is Buzzmedia debuting their new “Chris Brown” site to go with all of the Kardashian sights they own? See below for more on the sites owned by Buzzmedia.

    • There’s a simpler explanation besides the hilariously retarded cries of “Oh, they pay you to write this shit.” Tits = pageviews. Pretty basic.

      As for Chris Brown, he whipped a chair through a window on a popular morning talk show. That’s the entertainment industry’s version of a natural disaster. Go anywhere else, and you’ll see shit-tons of stories about him. “But no, he’s gotta be paying all these people to write about him. That makes so much more sense.”

      • The Critical Crassness

        Just wanted to see if you were still awake… been so aloof lately..never commenting beyond the paltry paragraph at the beginning of the posts.Besides,I like being the “Devil’s Advocate”, pulling shit out my ass to post.It gives my day a real lift to move someone to respond to the insanity.

  26. me

    watching Britney perform is like watching my kids lip sync and dance to a song on the radio. What’s the point to pay to watch somebody lip sync to their own song. I remember back in the day when they used to put a pretend head-mic on her to at least pretend she was singing. Now they just out and blatantly show the girl doesn’t sing. I could see if the dance moves were keeping her from taking the needed breaths, but this is totally like the video of the kids from the ICarly video. Thought she was supposed to get better and be the best ever?

  27. LJ

    WOW…the gay factor on this site has risen astronomically!!!!!!!

    Hot woman, nice rack, in a bikini…………..and flame posts abound?????

    Maybe a nice picture of Chris Brown without his shirt on will help the with the boi’s tension.

    • sunnyroberto

      So true, LJ.

      This is a truly hot woman, who unfortunately has poor taste in men. Leonardo DiCaprio?? Andrew Rodick?? If she’s hooks up with John Mayer, I’ll vomit.

      • sunnyroberto

        Whoops, sorry, Dicaprio went out with a different SI model, that Israeli chick, Bar Rafaeli. I got confused.

  28. Brooklyn Decker, Pecker Erector. Poetry, bitches.

  29. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    LOL, good one any guy; myself, I’d build a nest and just live there.

  30. Stretch marks!!!! (hips)

    Burn her!!!

  31. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    she has a weird ass body… and she is NOT cute. People like her make me mad that she is in the spotlight (somewhat) and people much more deserving, are not.

  32. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    Doc Scweinstrudel
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    AAAA… she was photoshopped on those swimsuit magazine pictures….Now she’s just a…mortal. HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA! Almost a Ke$ha shot!

  33. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    Doc Scweinstrudel
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    HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She’s busted photoshop queen. Back to loving myself. Mirror mirror on the wall!!!

  34. aa15

    She has a nice body and I love that she has stretch marks on her thighs it makes her look real like any other women.

  35. Blech

    Just like Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler, Brooklyn Decker would be hot in London. Maybe.

  36. Marco

    Hey Fish!

    That Chinese boob commercial was on Geekologie a month ago. So now its worthy of your mention when its on another website which you have to trade hits with? C’mon!

  37. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    omg I just realized why those shades covered half of her face

  38. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    Breasts and above, great. Below the breast looks odd.

  39. the captain

    well, THIS IS THE “LAZY”-one, folks!!

  40. bob

    I would love to lick the stretch marks on her upper thighs.

  41. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    Spank and eat that hot ass.

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