Here’s Sports Illlustrated and Victoria’s Secret model Brooklyn Decker in Miami over the weekend which I’m heroically posting even though The Superficial is apparently being blocked at hotels because of the bikini photos. No, really. Because God forbid adults might look at women in swimwear while alone in a room they paid for. That’s time that should really be spent soliciting hookers, watching penetration-free porn and/or committing adultery in general. Save the naughty bikini viewing for your own house, pervert.
*steps off soapbox* And that will never get read.
Photos: INFdaily
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Looks pasty. Nice body, but pasty.
and yet they allow bikini-filled gossip rags poolside… hypocrites!
See, a few people do read the crazed rantings.
not bad just white as hell. esp for a beach goer
that skin color is beautiful…
Ironically/hypocritically, some of those hotels are on Miami beaches.
Day long stare. With that same expression on my face.
I applaud her paleness. Not everybody needs to look like an old baseball mitt left out in the rain….JWow.
I would lap at her milky skin like a kitten with a saucer of milk.
Wait, I’m not helping with the sit being blocked at hotels, am I?
she could stand to eat one of the burgers advertised above. or the undercover meat you see to your right.
I said it before, I’ll say it again. Andy Roddick is gay. Gotta be. Even has dick in his name. Brooklyn, I’ll be waiting for ya.
His last name is actually TWO terms for penis: Rod-dick. He loves it and can’t get enough of it.
Her face looks like an older Meg Ryan on meth.
Did she cut her own hair? Nice mop top.
Fish, they do it to try to force people to pay for the in-house porn. It’s a well-known tactic in hotels. Starwood has been known to lower the wifi capacity at night so guests can’t watch porn clips, and pay for the $20/viewing films the hotel offers. It’s sneaky-smart, and a total dick move.
What they make up in porn revenue they lose in lotion bottle losses.
Hmm…when I’m in hotel I usually fuck. Why would I watch porn?
Big tits!
you must be one of those fat cows hating on skinny beautiful girls.
To all of you dissing Brooklyn … WTF are you smoking?!?!? Not a single one of you wouldn’t ride that until your dick fell off!
I wouldn’t bother. I would just eat her until she screamed herself to death.
i would coat her to the point where she would look like a glazed donut.
I would do her…in the butt!
OK,
I’m not saying it wouldn’t hit it, but I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Yes, she has big boobies, but she is so damn blah.
Cover of last year’s SI swimsuit edition hot? I think not.
Then you’re an idiot. She’s ‘blah’? Because of one set of photos that are not exactly her best work? Yea. Shes blah. And you’re full of fucking shit. You’d instanteously bust a nut if she got within a half mile of you (or whatever your restraining orders specify, distance wise)… Way to try and sound like a rebel, goin against the grain.
I’ve thought that since day one, it isn’t just these pics. Considering how spectacular the the cover girls usually are, she just does cut it.
I’m sorry, but a true beauty doesn’t need a photo shoot to look stunning.
She is married to a Roddick, so she gets the attention of SI. That is all.
Ugh, just look at the face…
No you’re an idiot. She is blah. Facially she’s not hot, she’s pale as Casper and has an ass flat like an ironing board. She does have TWO amazing assets and that’s it. Kate Upton stole the show in SI and should have won the cover. I dare you to find me a bad pic of Kate Upton.
+1 on Kate Upton. Candice Swanepoel in a bikini is magical as well. This bitch is hot, but nowhere near supermodel hot.
no ass shot?!? not interested..
Andy, the broad in the back? B.D in 20 years. Sorry bud. Tap it hard now.
This site is making me want a big mac
Aw yeah, check out those whiteboard abs… she’d make a great place to advertise dry-erase markers.
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Another HUGE victory for Camel Toe Haters everywhere. Well played.
The hills are alive!!!!!
Her face is 7 without make-up, but that body is awesome!! Where’d I leave that hand lotion…
Two words Jerkin’ now.
YES! *fist-pumps*
Marry me.
Love the new ‘do. And although I agree with those that say her face is nothing special, there is also something HOT about her being fairly normal looking. The girl next door thing works WELL for her. And that rack does not suck, either.
Great bod. Busted face. Can’t win every time..sigh. Thanks for no butt shots to make up for it.
Looks very tasty to me. I’d like to see it with the covers off
Sad to say, she’s really not that good-looking. But she was in SI and she’s married to a famous good-looking man, so people will associate that with her being attractive – regardless whether or not she actually is. If she was a regular chick on the street, I’m sure men would still think she was cute, but by all means not “hot.”
she look so hot …she look like a barbie doll ..
…in a bikini again, and looking with disgust at the Crypt Keeper offering her a dog eared copy of Us magazine.
wrong style bathing suit…that’s what isn’t fab…yellow and black on light skin is wrong…more cover more color…