Here’s Sports Illlustrated and Victoria’s Secret model Brooklyn Decker in Miami over the weekend which I’m heroically posting even though The Superficial is apparently being blocked at hotels because of the bikini photos. No, really. Because God forbid adults might look at women in swimwear while alone in a room they paid for. That’s time that should really be spent soliciting hookers, watching penetration-free porn and/or committing adultery in general. Save the naughty bikini viewing for your own house, pervert.
*steps off soapbox* And that will never get read.