Brooklyn Decker’s in a Bikini Again

March 28th, 2011 // 46 Comments

Here’s Sports Illlustrated and Victoria’s Secret model Brooklyn Decker in Miami over the weekend which I’m heroically posting even though The Superficial is apparently being blocked at hotels because of the bikini photos. No, really. Because God forbid adults might look at women in swimwear while alone in a room they paid for. That’s time that should really be spent soliciting hookers, watching penetration-free porn and/or committing adultery in general. Save the naughty bikini viewing for your own house, pervert.

*steps off soapbox* And that will never get read.

Photos: INFdaily


  1. Caustic


  2. jake

    Looks pasty. Nice body, but pasty.

  3. and yet they allow bikini-filled gossip rags poolside… hypocrites!

  4. Tee

    not bad just white as hell. esp for a beach goer

  5. slappy magoo

    Ironically/hypocritically, some of those hotels are on Miami beaches.

  6. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    Day long stare. With that same expression on my face.

  7. JC

    I applaud her paleness. Not everybody needs to look like an old baseball mitt left out in the rain….JWow.

    I would lap at her milky skin like a kitten with a saucer of milk.

    Wait, I’m not helping with the sit being blocked at hotels, am I?

  8. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    she could stand to eat one of the burgers advertised above. or the undercover meat you see to your right.

  9. jumpin_j

    I said it before, I’ll say it again. Andy Roddick is gay. Gotta be. Even has dick in his name. Brooklyn, I’ll be waiting for ya.

  10. Winning, Duh!

    Her face looks like an older Meg Ryan on meth.

  11. LIberal

    Did she cut her own hair? Nice mop top.

  12. kj

    Fish, they do it to try to force people to pay for the in-house porn. It’s a well-known tactic in hotels. Starwood has been known to lower the wifi capacity at night so guests can’t watch porn clips, and pay for the $20/viewing films the hotel offers. It’s sneaky-smart, and a total dick move.

  13. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    Two words
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    Big tits!

  14. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    you must be one of those fat cows hating on skinny beautiful girls.

  15. Gerbil in my Butt

    To all of you dissing Brooklyn … WTF are you smoking?!?!? Not a single one of you wouldn’t ride that until your dick fell off!

  16. Eric

    i would coat her to the point where she would look like a glazed donut.

  17. dpbefun

    I would do her…in the butt!

  18. Not that great


    I’m not saying it wouldn’t hit it, but I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Yes, she has big boobies, but she is so damn blah.

    Cover of last year’s SI swimsuit edition hot? I think not.

    • K Soze

      Then you’re an idiot. She’s ‘blah’? Because of one set of photos that are not exactly her best work? Yea. Shes blah. And you’re full of fucking shit. You’d instanteously bust a nut if she got within a half mile of you (or whatever your restraining orders specify, distance wise)… Way to try and sound like a rebel, goin against the grain.

      • Not that great

        I’ve thought that since day one, it isn’t just these pics. Considering how spectacular the the cover girls usually are, she just does cut it.

        I’m sorry, but a true beauty doesn’t need a photo shoot to look stunning.

        She is married to a Roddick, so she gets the attention of SI. That is all.

        Ugh, just look at the face…

      • IntelligentAsFellasGet

        No you’re an idiot. She is blah. Facially she’s not hot, she’s pale as Casper and has an ass flat like an ironing board. She does have TWO amazing assets and that’s it. Kate Upton stole the show in SI and should have won the cover. I dare you to find me a bad pic of Kate Upton.

    • Not that great

      +1 on Kate Upton. Candice Swanepoel in a bikini is magical as well. This bitch is hot, but nowhere near supermodel hot.

  19. Smaug

    no ass shot?!? not interested..

  20. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    Andy, the broad in the back? B.D in 20 years. Sorry bud. Tap it hard now.

  21. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    This site is making me want a big mac

  22. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    Aw yeah, check out those whiteboard abs… she’d make a great place to advertise dry-erase markers.

  23. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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  24. Another HUGE victory for Camel Toe Haters everywhere. Well played.

  25. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    The hills are alive!!!!!

  26. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    Honest Abe
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    Her face is 7 without make-up, but that body is awesome!! Where’d I leave that hand lotion…

  27. Alan Kida

    Two words Jerkin’ now.

  28. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
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    YES! *fist-pumps*

  29. Turd Ferguson

    Love the new ‘do. And although I agree with those that say her face is nothing special, there is also something HOT about her being fairly normal looking. The girl next door thing works WELL for her. And that rack does not suck, either.

  30. Photoshop that face

    Great bod. Busted face. Can’t win every time..sigh. Thanks for no butt shots to make up for it.

  31. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    Woody Long
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    Looks very tasty to me. I’d like to see it with the covers off

  32. Wow

    Sad to say, she’s really not that good-looking. But she was in SI and she’s married to a famous good-looking man, so people will associate that with her being attractive – regardless whether or not she actually is. If she was a regular chick on the street, I’m sure men would still think she was cute, but by all means not “hot.”

  33. she look so hot …she look like a barbie doll ..

  34. …in a bikini again, and looking with disgust at the Crypt Keeper offering her a dog eared copy of Us magazine.

  35. lil mama

    wrong style bathing suit…that’s what isn’t fab…yellow and black on light skin is wrong…more cover more color…

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