Brooklyn Decker and Some Other Chick. It’s Not Important.

February 9th, 2011 // 46 Comments

Because I’ve always wanted the site to be synonymous with glitz, glamor and, if I may be so bold, pizazz! Here’s Brooklyn Decker and Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of Just Go With It last night. For those of you who don’t know anything about the movie, it’s about Brooklyn having awesome breasts and Adam Sandler’s pursuit to touch them. Or basically the story of my life between 10: and 11:05 a.m. today.

NOTE: Added Jennifer Aniston appearing on Zach GalifianakisBetween Two Ferns because he forced her to interact with Tila Tequila. Which also relates to my life because I went out drinking last night and now I feel like there’s a tiny Asian midget inside my stomach, infecting everything it touches with death and pestilence.

Photos: Splash News


  1. decker’s kinda cute. anniston’s kinda old

  2. Jake

    Aniston looks like Decker’s mother. Tell that old bag to drive Decker to her next photoshoot.

  3. lazy troll


  4. J

    Butter face

    • testington

      I agree, her body is out of control stupid hot but her face is just kinda cute/average

      • babooda

        Huh? She has elf-face with a mini-chini Jay Leno chin implant and Nicole Kidman botox eyes!
        WTF are you talking about, “cute/average face”?

      • kelly

        her body is very ugly acually, she has a weird waist/hip thing going on, just becuase she has nice boobs doesnt mean that her WHOLE body is perfection

  5. jumpin_j

    Andy Roddick, the tennis player? He’s gay, right? For the love of God tell me he’s gay.

  6. Decker looks so hot in that movie coming out of that water at the beach. Here she looks ok. Anniston is old but looks good for her age. No complaints here.

  7. Cock Dr

    Those are 2 very good looking women.

    Jen should come out from her encounter with the mental STD ridden Asian midget just fine….so long as there was no physical contact. Somehow I think Jen is too smart to let herself be touched by that thing.
    Of course I could watch the video kindly provided by the blogger to verify, but that would mean watching a mental STD ridden Asian midget. No thanks.

    • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

      My Spidey sense senses jealousy Doc.
      Wait….From your comment, I may have thought of you 3 together.
      This might be another sensation entirely

  8. royal307808151

    Rock on guys and dolls!
    Rock on rockefeller plaza! Rock on asia!
    Rock on lambda chi alpha! , rock on fraternities and soroities! Rock harvard university and wonderful universities! Rock on! Beauty and fashion industries! Rock on Vegas,rock on food and beverage industries! Rock on! Entertainment industries !

  9. Brooklyn Decker Jennifer Aniston
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    Hooked on Botox.

  10. Deacon Jones

    The Superbowl commercial with her in the yellow bikini was awesome.

    I give it two boners up.

  11. AteIsEnough

    OK, both are boner material but Brooky’s tits won this time!

  12. jojo

    It took me ten minutes to even look at her face and even that was for briefest moment. Can anyone tell me if she is a redhead? I can’t for the life of me,remember.

  13. Brooklyn Decker Jennifer Aniston
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    this is the first time i’ve looked a brooklyn decker’s face. may i be the first to say: yikes.

  14. jc

    Decker has the kind of body that gives a straight girl a boner, and the type of face only a pug could love.

  15. JLN

    She looks like Taylor Swift 2.0

  16. Grace

    How can people say Jennifer Aniston looks old? Holy crap, she looks incredible…I think she looks WAY more attractive and elegant than Brooklyn.

    • seth rogen's vagina

      You know you’re only saying that because you’re afraid Jen will poke your eyes out with her steeley nipples, or spread her legs and shoot her freeze ray at you.

  17. catduke

    I want to finger both to climax then shove both fingers up my ass.

  18. Hmmmmm

    double Decker

  19. I’m a bit tired but i actually thought this was a shoot for the remake of the TV series V. Brooklyn was Laura Vandervoort. And Jennifer Aniston was a V alien with the alien make-up on.

  20. Sugar

    I give Brooklyn Decker’s marriage six more months. She is going to be a superstar.

  21. Brooklyn Decker Jennifer Aniston
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    “Some other chick”??? What the hell are you talkin’ about?

  22. Brooklyn Decker Jennifer Aniston
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    this picture – do not like

  23. Animal print, but not a Jersey Shore cast member in sight. What’s going on?!

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  25. wim

    psssssssst: THE MEAT IN FRONT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Brooklyn Decker Jennifer Aniston
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    decker has an amazing body, but her choice of dress is just UGH.. and her hair is boring.

  27. anonymous

    Jennifer Aniston has a beautiful face and a great body. Brooklyn Decker has a hot body (what 23 year old doesn’t?) and looks like she got kicked in the face by a mule. Aniston has almost 20 years on Decker and still blows her out of the water. I’d hate to see Decker in 20 years when gravity has taken hold of her “assets.”

  28. Brooklyn Decker Jennifer Aniston
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    Wow, I really don’t get the attraction here. She’s kinda goofy looking.

    • I think you guys are accidentally looking at her face. Focus on her teetays, and compare those to Jennifer Aniston’s big dumb face and age-spotty hands.

  29. kidchaos

    WOW!! It’s Matt Damon with huge tits!

  30. Jillian

    Brooklyn Schmooklyn—She no big deal…ALL 23-yr olds have great bodies!! Anniston is 42 with the body of a 23-yr old… Add 20 years to Brooklyn and a real baby births to both..Who will be hot then?! haha

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