Because I’ve always wanted the site to be synonymous with glitz, glamor and, if I may be so bold, pizazz! Here’s Brooklyn Decker and Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of Just Go With It last night. For those of you who don’t know anything about the movie, it’s about Brooklyn having awesome breasts and Adam Sandler’s pursuit to touch them. Or basically the story of my life between 10: and 11:05 a.m. today.
NOTE: Added Jennifer Aniston appearing on Zach Galifianakis‘ Between Two Ferns because he forced her to interact with Tila Tequila. Which also relates to my life because I went out drinking last night and now I feel like there’s a tiny Asian midget inside my stomach, infecting everything it touches with death and pestilence.
Photos: Splash News
decker’s kinda cute. anniston’s kinda old
Aniston looks like Decker’s mother. Tell that old bag to drive Decker to her next photoshoot.
I’d love to be in one of those mother-daughter pornos with those two.
third
Butter face
I agree, her body is out of control stupid hot but her face is just kinda cute/average
Huh? She has elf-face with a mini-chini Jay Leno chin implant and Nicole Kidman botox eyes!
WTF are you talking about, “cute/average face”?
her body is very ugly acually, she has a weird waist/hip thing going on, just becuase she has nice boobs doesnt mean that her WHOLE body is perfection
Andy Roddick, the tennis player? He’s gay, right? For the love of God tell me he’s gay.
For the love of God tell me she’s a lesbian (yes, I’m female).
Decker looks so hot in that movie coming out of that water at the beach. Here she looks ok. Anniston is old but looks good for her age. No complaints here.
Those are 2 very good looking women.
Jen should come out from her encounter with the mental STD ridden Asian midget just fine….so long as there was no physical contact. Somehow I think Jen is too smart to let herself be touched by that thing.
Of course I could watch the video kindly provided by the blogger to verify, but that would mean watching a mental STD ridden Asian midget. No thanks.
My Spidey sense senses jealousy Doc.
Wait….From your comment, I may have thought of you 3 together.
This might be another sensation entirely
Rock on guys and dolls!
Rock on rockefeller plaza! Rock on asia!
Rock on lambda chi alpha! , rock on fraternities and soroities! Rock harvard university and wonderful universities! Rock on! Beauty and fashion industries! Rock on Vegas,rock on food and beverage industries! Rock on! Entertainment industries !
Probably should break the prozac in half next time..
Hooked on Botox.
The Superbowl commercial with her in the yellow bikini was awesome.
I give it two boners up.
….wait. I only gave it one boner up but I was only blessed with a single cock.
Rock em if you got em, DJ!
I think he’s counting the one in his mouth too.
Maybe the Deac had a friend with him.
OK, both are boner material but Brooky’s tits won this time!
shvinghi!
It took me ten minutes to even look at her face and even that was for briefest moment. Can anyone tell me if she is a redhead? I can’t for the life of me,remember.
this is the first time i’ve looked a brooklyn decker’s face. may i be the first to say: yikes.
Decker has the kind of body that gives a straight girl a boner, and the type of face only a pug could love.
Did you say girl?
im a straight girl and no, i dont find her body apealing, ive seen WAY better bodies, i know what you mean by “boner” u mean impresses a straight girl right? well no
She looks like Taylor Swift 2.0
How can people say Jennifer Aniston looks old? Holy crap, she looks incredible…I think she looks WAY more attractive and elegant than Brooklyn.
You know you’re only saying that because you’re afraid Jen will poke your eyes out with her steeley nipples, or spread her legs and shoot her freeze ray at you.
I want to finger both to climax then shove both fingers up my ass.
you like pie then?
double Decker
I’m a bit tired but i actually thought this was a shoot for the remake of the TV series V. Brooklyn was Laura Vandervoort. And Jennifer Aniston was a V alien with the alien make-up on.
I give Brooklyn Decker’s marriage six more months. She is going to be a superstar.
“Some other chick”??? What the hell are you talkin’ about?
this picture – do not like
Animal print, but not a Jersey Shore cast member in sight. What’s going on?!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaverage.
psssssssst: THE MEAT IN FRONT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
decker has an amazing body, but her choice of dress is just UGH.. and her hair is boring.
Jennifer Aniston has a beautiful face and a great body. Brooklyn Decker has a hot body (what 23 year old doesn’t?) and looks like she got kicked in the face by a mule. Aniston has almost 20 years on Decker and still blows her out of the water. I’d hate to see Decker in 20 years when gravity has taken hold of her “assets.”
Wow, I really don’t get the attraction here. She’s kinda goofy looking.
I think you guys are accidentally looking at her face. Focus on her teetays, and compare those to Jennifer Aniston’s big dumb face and age-spotty hands.
WOW!! It’s Matt Damon with huge tits!
Brooklyn Schmooklyn—She no big deal…ALL 23-yr olds have great bodies!! Anniston is 42 with the body of a 23-yr old… Add 20 years to Brooklyn and a real baby births to both..Who will be hot then?! haha