Brooklyn Decker and Some Other Chick. It’s Not Important.

Because I’ve always wanted the site to be synonymous with glitz, glamor and, if I may be so bold, pizazz! Here’s Brooklyn Decker and Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of Just Go With It last night. For those of you who don’t know anything about the movie, it’s about Brooklyn having awesome breasts and Adam Sandler’s pursuit to touch them. Or basically the story of my life between 10: and 11:05 a.m. today.

NOTE: Added Jennifer Aniston appearing on Zach GalifianakisBetween Two Ferns because he forced her to interact with Tila Tequila. Which also relates to my life because I went out drinking last night and now I feel like there’s a tiny Asian midget inside my stomach, infecting everything it touches with death and pestilence.

Photos: Splash News