And just like me, Swimsuit Morning is over as soon it started, if not the second it was even mentioned, some might argue.
Anyway, here’s Brooklyn Decker posing for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue which she is not on the cover of because apparently it’s Red Dawn all over again. *cocks M16* Alright, listen up: They’ll go for the vodka first. After that… well, after that they’ll probably just give up and embrace capitalism. Regardless, we’re still going to want to make sure they’re not using robots to train for a fight with Rocky. I know how these people tick.
For more Brooklyn Decker Swimsuit Photos and Videos visit SI.com.
Photos: Sports Illustrated
Simply stunning.
On a scale from 1 to 10 Brooklyn Decker is a 3 thousand.
3000 only??? Her hotness is over 9000!!!! :)
The Good Lord was “on HIS or HER game” the day that this stunner was formed!
God Bless America, and you are one lucky S.O.B. Mr. Andy Roddick! xox TMH
Makes me wish I took tennis lessons….
American women are so very beautiful
Trust me, they dont all look like that.
90% of american women are big fatties
As are 90% of American men.
if you say so
WOW WOW WOW Incredible eyes (/contacts?makeup), she has a mole on her cheek like Marilyn Monroe and I so wish I had such breasts!!! Totally jealous. Love the glasses.
I so want to see her preggers!!
What’s wrong with you? Ruin that temple of perfection by loading it with 10 pound for 9 months, than ramming a bowling bowl through her love fist?
Wait a tic Polk
Can’t you imagine the size of the “jubblys” then?
Free your mind brother
Eat the red pill
Wtf is a love fist? Just call it a damn pussy you moron.
IttyBitty please give it up already, you’re not funny and you try way too hard.
Stop using my name you tool.
are those real boobs?
Dang, lucky girl!!!
I just jizzed. In. My pants.
Take away all the makeup and airbrushing:
face – 7.
body – 9.
I agree, her body is smoking hot but her face is just cute, I get why she is a swimsuit model but I can’t imagine her doing any sort of beauty/make-up modeling.
Ohhh for crying out loud you people are never happy. A 7????? Holy Crap you are all delusional!!!! How much better looking can a woman get????
Fuck you and your ranking assholes.
delusional that’s how I call it too.
both these SI spreads look meh. Are the swimsuit editions produced by women like playboy now?
No, if they were, all the broads would be over 40 years old. That’s why nobody gives a shit about playboy anymore. If we wanted to see old broads naked, we’d peep in your mom’s window.
Canadians know what’s up.
Decker? You brought ‘er!
I got nothing. She’s pretty hot.
If I was a billionaire I’d hire Arnold’s mercenary team from “Predator” to kidnap her and then keep her chained up in my mansion. To a marble pillar or something.
Every time I would walk into the room I’d let out an evil laugh and start wringing my hands.
I’d probably grunt and wring something else :)
your dirty laundry?
Andy Roddick is gay. For the love of god, someone go prove this for me!
I didn’t know she’s a swimsuit model. Why am i always the last to know?!
If this woman is not made naked and brought to me immediately, there is no Jesus Christ.
Thank god for that. Why should you have her all to yourself?
The real god knows she must be shared.
That Ruskie slut on the cover look used. Brooklyn make all my womanly fantasie come alive
It doesn’t hurt my eyes at least …….
Clean up on aisle3…IN MY PANTS!!!
They are implants, but properly installed implants. A rare thing to see these days.
Get the fuck out of here. They look completely natural to me. Her doctor must be Michelangelo.
Its a tough call. There are people around arguing either way. Some suggest she may have had non-implant augmentation (fat injection, lift etc)
You can’t get a fat injection to be that symmetrical on both sides, or smooth.
Trust me, Ive seen one too many shitty ass injection jobs on trannies.
…they could be implants place *under* the pectoral muscle – that leaves the fatty part of the breast looking natural, but still provides the extra “umph”. Just sayin.
She might have just gone from nice B to C or C to D. They don’t look like bolt-ons in that case.
Is it so difficult to imagine a woman who looks like her having natural breasts???? NOT EVERYONE WITH BIG BREASTS HAS HAD A BREAST AUGMENTATION FFS!!!!
She’s natural. Give it up please.
it’s just that she has no hips….it looks so unnatural that it all magically went to her boobs, obviously she’s still hot even if she did have some assistance there
Yup, she has no hips or ass whatsoever…her curves end at her boobs. She’s the finest top half on the planet though.
her boobies are so perfect looking, they make me cry and they make me believe there is a god!
Yeah, a PLASTIC God. You freaks will fuck anything. I personally like to fuck fat chicks, besides the fact that they’re all I can get, at least their fat folds are REAL.
Slash’s wife would kick her in the stomach.
I would love to stick my cock in between her tits and bust a nut and have it trickle down her chest. Her tits look so good.
Perfect size.
However, I would prefer to finish on the face, hands down.
Looks like somebody’s about to get arrested for stalking again…
She’s pretty and I like that swimsuit and those earrings.
She’s fucking stunning, seriously… oh, right, the earrings, those are great too, that was the second thing I looked at….. :O
Opinions vary- this much I know- but for me, personally, she’s got a perfect fucking figure. Bangin.
Yea Steve but just like with all women, including me, she would NEVER want YOUR sorry ass. I had to correct your ass on here once before or did you forget? Move on you fucking wart ON a toad.
What the fuck are you babbling about? Seriously, stop talking like you’re some badass bitch, it gets tired real quick. ‘I had to correct you’… oh SNAP. What’re you, 11? The most amusing part is, I fucking agreed w you, that she was hot , I just used different verbiage… I know, I know, its confusing when someone uses words w more than 2 syllables. Seriously, let it go.
Also, for the record, I’m not making the majority of the posts on here, some other clown is using my name- and secondly, there’s zero reason to capitalize ‘ON’ in your weak attempt at an insult, cow.
That’s because you’re too fucking DUMB to even KNOW how to SAVE your goddamn name you backwoods living asshat…but I bet I DID. Bitch. :)
Steve looks like you got slapped yet again. Twice.
:)
Ah yes, Steve you are the weakest link.
But she’s got a terrific pair of tatas!!
why do people always claim that it ‘wasn’t them’ when they get busted in the insults they posted. what a douchebag.
She has earrings on ? Damn, I didn’t notice…
I don’t like those kind of big, droopy, pendulous breasts that just hang there like that. she looks like Van Morrison with no shirt on.
Fuck off. You couldn’t even get close to sucking Seth Rogans tits let alonw Brooklyn Deckars. Van Morrison with no shirt on. Go back to fapping to Princess Leia posters you glee watching pretty boy bitch.
Loool. very good. ^^
fuck you gaywad, in 5 years this saggy droopy titted nothing will have to tuck those things into the top of her sweat pants when she goes out to walmart.
“You couldn’t even get clost to sucking Seth Rogans tits” LOLOLOL!
I don’t think she’s very pretty. Insane body, but face? meh. IMO, none of these SI girls can hold a candle to the models of the 80′s and 90′s. Elle Macperson is still prettier than this lady and she is almost 50!
Oh what the fuck ever man, seriously, do you just look for random supermodels to post about so you can blast them and talk about ‘NOT PRETTY’ (to take from the other SI model post) they are? Elle MacPHERSON is in no way prettier than Decker, ‘at almost 50′… Nice try, though. And Heidi Klum puts her to shame anyways.
hey Steve, do you know what IMO means? Beauty is PERSONAL taste, and if I think this woman is not as pretty as Elle, or Stephanie or Christy, that is MY opinion.
go fuck yourself, you stupid douchebag.
My tiny cock wouldn’t even begin to fill her up. Think I better just stick to fat chicks, it’s ALL I can get.
lame – put some *effort* into it, at least!
Andy Roddick is giving up tennis to become a full time motorboater.
Cum dodger!
I just bought a new 4 stroke hi-power outboard motor so you know what that means? Motorboat!
Looking at these makes me feel like I just gave a report at the Grammy’s, “We have a berry ders derrison bite let’s go hit byes tahlknoinatap”
Amazing Specimen !!!
I have to say she is hot!
I wish my boobs looked like that they are just soo perfect!
Where’s the Windex? I motor-boated my screen again.
THAT is a woman! Damn!
I’m abotu as big a pervert and opinionated asshole as there is, but people coming onto this thread and teh thread about the cover girl sayign these women are average looking, meh, not attractive, nothing special make me want to go postal. SERIOUSLY??? Oh, she’s not pretty enough in my eyes. If this woman isn’t pretty enough in your eyes, you will end up alone with 15 cats and TV dinners for the rest of your life. These women are the epitomy of the female form yet there are those of you who still find their imperfections and deem them unworthy.
How about those of you who don’t think they are stunningly hot get your noses out of 2nd Life or IMVU and see what real women look like, because I don’t think any of you have ACTUALLY LOOKED at a real woman in YEARS if EVER!!!
They’ll end up alone with 15 cats and TV dinners? My guess is that they are already there.
Open the curtains guys and let some light in.
I started looking at that picture when I woke up. Now the day is over and I forgot to go to work.
President Obama?
This is what tits should look like!
The only thing that would make this the ultimate shoot would be a nice, fat camel toe pic at the end.
Whatever Steve, I still sit in my mom’s basement looking at SI swimsuit issues from the 80′s and 90′s and I can tell you they were better back then.
Older women are where it is at. The older the better.
Hey, quit stealing my name.
I like boobies
I banged a chick like this once… except she was fatter and had smaller boobs and she was a brunette.
…You banged Snooki?
SI has been going downhill. The models in the 80′s and 90′s are so much prettier than the girls they pick today. They all have incredibly beautiful bodies, but their faces are not beautiful. Marisa Miller? Brooklyn Decker? This chick for this year? Their faces are just not beautiful to me. I am not a gay man, so don’t even go there.
Just admit it you hate white women. Brooklyn Decker and Marisa Miller are some of the sexiest women on the planet. It’s ok, I don’t like fat ass black chicks. How can you say Brooklyn Decker is not attractive in the face? WTF do you consider attractive?
I AM a white woman, asshole!
who do I find attractive? how about Gisele, Alessandra, Adriana Lima for example. They are all white women! Also, can you read? I said their bodies are beautiful- I just do not think their faces are very pretty. The models in the 80′s had both. Paulina P? Cindy Crawford? Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour and Elle……all of their faces are just as beautiful as their bodies.
Beauty is personal taste- I don’t call YOU crazy or gay for thinking they ARE beautiful.
you are a dumbass!
Adriana Lima isn’t white, she’s mixed-race… she has described herself as a mix of Portugese, French, African, and indigenous Indian.
Three pumps maximum and I am done. She is that hot. End of discussion.
Three pumps? Stop making the rest of us look bad, Marathon Man.
God r u serious! I look like a horse and this bitch gets to walk around looking like that.
This woman is so beautiful. I’d lay her on her back, and titty fuck her until my cum shoots all over her neck and chin.
Me Too.
Damn this chick is devastatingly hot. She is at her prime. I’ll give her 6 years then drop her like a used tampon.
Wow. These comments are fucking gay. You people are so easily fooled by photoshop. She is ugly. Looks up candids of her, she looks like a pig with huge tits. The only reason anyone finds her attractive is because she is blonde and has huge tits. Blondes and boobs are both overrated. Irina Shayk is the sexiest woman alive right now. Haters can suck it.
She’s very “meh” w/out all the makeup & airbrushing…
http://www.stylebistro.com/Barefaced+Beauties+-+Celebrities+Without+Makeup/articles/AL7-LyOQ2OF/Brooklyn+Decker