And just like me, Swimsuit Morning is over as soon it started, if not the second it was even mentioned, some might argue.
Anyway, here’s Brooklyn Decker posing for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue which she is not on the cover of because apparently it’s Red Dawn all over again. *cocks M16* Alright, listen up: They’ll go for the vodka first. After that… well, after that they’ll probably just give up and embrace capitalism. Regardless, we’re still going to want to make sure they’re not using robots to train for a fight with Rocky. I know how these people tick.
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