Brooke Shields wishes she got laid sooner
Brooke Shields reveals she regrets not losing her virginity until she was 22 in the latest issue of Health:
“I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldn’t have had issues with weight–I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. And to me, that’s a health regret.”
So, wait, did Brooke Shields just say she wishes she lost her virginity at a young age so she didn’t become a fatty? Wow. She should speak at high school graduations. I’m serious, this’ll save me a lot of leg work while
I’m waiting out in the parking lot clothing homeless kittens.