Brooke Shields wishes she got laid sooner

May 26th, 2009 // 31 Comments

Brooke Shields reveals she regrets not losing her virginity until she was 22 in the latest issue of Health:

“I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldn’t have had issues with weight–I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. And to me, that’s a health regret.”

So, wait, did Brooke Shields just say she wishes she lost her virginity at a young age so she didn’t become a fatty? Wow. She should speak at high school graduations. I’m serious, this’ll save me a lot of leg work while I’m waiting out in the parking lot clothing homeless kittens.

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  1. Zed

    She’s such a sad outcome. It seemed like she’d be absolutely gorgeous when she was a teenager, then by the time she finished college she had her kinda overgrown tranny face and still no boobs. If she really wants to be honest, she should have started boning when she was shooting Blue Lagoon because it was all downhill from there.

  2. Gene

    I thought it was because that giant mother of hers shadowed her & carried around a club

  3. Mr. Jones

    Okay…

    She was doing nude scenes when she was 12.

    She did a teen sex movie when she was 15.

    And she “lost it” at 22?

    My dear guests, I am Mr. Rourke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island!

  4. sally

    I’ve always thought she has a manly face…don’t see what the hype is about.

  5. Barney Frank

    Little does she know, but she did lose her virginity many, many times to me in my bathroom back in the ’80s.

  6. mr. horse

    It’s amazing how a shovel to the face will ruin your chances at getting laid.

  7. zorgon: ruler of lizards

    Most important, what is this chickdowntown tasting the heels of her shoes to discover? Does she always lick the bottoms of her shoes to taste the filth she has traveled through?

  8. i don’t see what the big deal about her is

    the assman will pass on hitting that

  9. mikeock

    She looks like a tranny

  10. Italian Stallion

    Now I know why tigers sometimes eat their young……..

  11. 1 MILF Hunter

    She and Bristol Palin ought to compare notes.

  12. You realize Micheal Jackson couldve slay that back then when she was fresh meat, if he wasnt a weirdo…

  13. chad

    Never found her attractive, just saying, she doesn’t look feminine-body and face.

  14. chad

    Never found her attractive, just saying, she doesn’t look feminine-body and face.

  15. chad

    Never found her attractive, just saying, she doesn’t look feminine-body and face.

  16. Bobaloo

    This is post-Photoshop???

  17. Bobalicious

    Ah, the poor ladies in Lalaland, it’s all about the looks for you. You are washed up at 35, the very few avoid the downhill career slide to the “older friend or mom” roles, the Lifetime movies & then the dreaded infomercial/QVC work and finally the “cause” & book. Are the Europeans getting all the plastic work too?

  18. Gabe Cash

    So…is she saying that she wore a 20lb chastity belt or something?

  19. dude wtf…how to do say somthing like that? oh lets make all the children ..or my young fans wanna f* to be just like meee. dude lose it when your ready dont be pushed into this BS

  20. 3. Sad but true.

    “Who’s motorcycle is this?”

    “It’s a chopper, baby.”

    “Who’s chopper is this?”

    “Zed’s.”

    “Who’s Zed?”

    “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”

    She looks so much like a dude, I’d feel gay if she blew me.

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  23. Sara

    yea she’s so manly looking…but she was drop dead gorgeous in Blue Lagoon.

  24. Galtacticus

    It took her about two decades to figure this out.Any other news?

  25. Darth

    With other words,she has turned into a nympho?

  26. Nero

    The shape of her eyebrows have changed as well.

  27. The Listener

    In all fairness, this photo doesn’t do her justice. She’s a pretty woman.

    #20 I didn’t think of it that way. But yeah, I guess the extra 20 lbs she gained in weight was a symbolic chastity belt.

    To be perfectly honest, I’ve never heard a female say that if they had sex EARLIER in life they feel it would have IMPROVED their body image.

  28. capitanne

    Dear Brooke:

    As a mother of two little girls, WHAT A THING TO SAY!!! I thought moms were to forbid their children from having sex as teenagers not encourage it! And you were never fat, you just lost your angelic looks way before your time. Freak!

  29. Sandra Felton

    are you sure this isn’t a transvestite? She totally looks like a man!! I don’t get it. Maybe she never had sex because no guy wanted to feel like a homo.

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