Brooke Shields might be evil

wheeeeee

She’s not evil. She stood up to The Evil Tom Cruise. Come on, she’s on our side.

who’s brooke shields again?

you are soooo right. tom cruise is a cult leader. she was simply standing her ground against phychointology…i mean scientology

She’s actually a part of Jessica Simpson’s coven.

must be the prozac.
maybe tom was right about antidepressants after all…..
if she was sadder she wouldnt look like that.

She looks like her name is really “Rabbit”, and she runs a paint-your-own pottery gallery for elderly and disabled people who need to feel useful.

Baby or well shaved Monkey????

mmmm…..

I’ll leave up to you guys……

This is the stupidest. post. ever. She looks like a mother holding her baby.

Just thought I’d criticize before I never return to this site again. This sucks.

Lame. Nobody cares about Brooke anymore.

She’s looking pretty gnarly for someone of her age. I think it’s time to start looking into botox.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Since we’re on the subject — TCLTC

I think she might have played the part of Satan holding that creepy evil baby in The Passion of the Christ. My sources cannot deny or confirm this.

She looks happy. Why does that bother so many people? Hmmm….jealousy maybe?

#6 I missed U. Nice to see U back.

Methinks that Brooke’s looks could be improved by someone smacking her between the eyes with a 2×4.

agreed, this post is just l-a-m-e. why pick on a mom who’s happy with her family? and she’s still lookin pretty good… granted, these aren’t the best pics but she’s still pretty hot when she wants to be. i don’t go out in my slut shoes and itty bitty dress to take my kids to the park. Wait, yes I do…

“Brooke Shields has never been attractive”

WTF?!?!?! How old is the person posting this article? ‘Cos I’ll be just about anything that they’re under 30… ‘cos Brooke was all that was hawt in the late 70s and early 80s.

I wish Brooke was my mom so she could cry me to sleep every night.

better whatch what you say about whitches boy. you never know whos readin this.

brook looks horendes, your confusing whitches with hags..

Ok. Last three “celebrities” have been Schneider, Hassolhof, and now Shields. Three hugly she-males in a row. Can this site get back to showing skanks, crack whores, scalawags and desperate (yet attractive) housewives for my viewing pleasure and mocking, please?

I love this place. Don’t tell anyone. I think Brooke is fabulous, though I’d rather have her punch TC in the face — I’d like her better then.

At least she has proof of an actual live baby.

I welcome her to cronedom. Blessed be.

No kidding #22 — I wonder if that poor Cruise “baby” was sent to live on that other planet. Maybe she’ll have better luck finding decent parents.

I wish trophywife was my mom so she could dress me up like JonBenet Ramsey and we could parade around the park together giving all the old men boners…

“I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon once” *slap*

lame entry, superficial. must be a slow day.

@25 – osh, ya wanna be my bitch? i can put my dominatrix outfit on and you can put on your little school girl outfit and we’ll get ‘em good…

Any enemy of Tom Cruise is a friend of mine.

#26–
nice south park reference! terrence and philip rock!

They say that women’s hormonal levels fluctuate wildly after childbirth…..but does that explain Brooke’s really thick eyebrows?

I bet she needs a comb for that.

Brooke, Brooke, Brooke, PLEASE! Don’t be an ignorant fool! You DON’T know the history of psychiatry like Tom does. You are being glib. You should have taken vitamins and exercise outdoors. Jumpin’ jacks, sit-ups and push-ups. Consult the Scientology Celebrity Center, not some pseudo-scientific “doctors”. Evil spirits screw up your mind and soon you are taking Ritalin or some other dangerous street drug! Relive your true life by obeying the thetan within.

@ 25&28:

sounds like a bitchin’ reality show on FOX.
i’d watch!

to hell with the dominatrix outfit, i’m gonna get me one of those easy access pam anderson dresses…

I’m going to dress up like pizza because that’s what men REALLY want. Pizza.

#35, dress up like pizza and carry beer.

Brooke Shields has never been attractive??

Obviously you never saw “The Blue Lagoon”.

She’s over 40, give me a huge break. She probably looks a hell of a lot better than most of us will at that age.

Hm. Not the time to correct the silliness regarding witchcraft (yes, I KNOW it was a joke).

She looks fine. She’s got two young kids, she looks like a NORMAL person, and she’s holding her child securely and with obvious affection. She’s not dressed like a hillbilly OR wearing some ridiculous fuck-me ensemble to do standard, everyday stuff. She seems like she’s got her priorities in order. How refreshing.

@35 and don’t forget to put the remote control up your snatch, men always want the remote.

lol babes…

…a very well
…held togethre
…discussion

with empathy :)

see

…how easy it is :)

At least she knows how to hold a baby.
Please note….MS Spears.

37- I love your name, is it from raleigh soliloquy pt. ii ??
Sublime kicks my ass!

Brook Shields has never been attractive?? She was, and still is gorgeous.

And as far as her looking “evil” or “suspiciously sinister” all I see is a mom holding her new baby and laughing.

Superfish guy, most the time I am with you, but you were really struggling for material on this story…

Those sunglasses of hers are hideous.

Looks like a beautiful mom to me. This really is a lame story.

Beautiful Brooke, probably a beautiful baby.

Freaking HORRIBLE shirt and sunglasses.

I will always love Brooke for the way she cut that little creep Tom Cruise, who loves something I am too ladylike to mention, down to size for his insane remarks about post-partum depression. As if he wasn’t already short enough.

The word is COCK. Say it with me.
It sounds like PENIS- but it has a ‘K’ sound at the beginning. And ends with a ‘K’ sound too.

After Brooke had her first baby, you know, with that blonde guy who was always running around masturbating on the beach… oh wait….

oh.

she does look sinister. most moms do.

Brook Shields is no other than Sheila Forrester Carter!!!…hmmm who would have thought?!?