Brooke Shields might be evil

June 30th, 2006 // 66 Comments
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Comments (66)

  1. danielle | June 30, 2006 at 4:24 pm

    wheeeeee

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  2. Giggles | June 30, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    She’s not evil. She stood up to The Evil Tom Cruise. Come on, she’s on our side.

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  3. danielle | June 30, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    who’s brooke shields again?

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  4. danielle | June 30, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    you are soooo right. tom cruise is a cult leader. she was simply standing her ground against phychointology…i mean scientology

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  5. sweetcheeks | June 30, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    She’s actually a part of Jessica Simpson’s coven.

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  6. Ez-EEEE | June 30, 2006 at 4:35 pm

    must be the prozac.
    maybe tom was right about antidepressants after all…..
    if she was sadder she wouldnt look like that.

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  7. Dr.Rokter | June 30, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    She looks like her name is really “Rabbit”, and she runs a paint-your-own pottery gallery for elderly and disabled people who need to feel useful.

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  8. adogcalledbleep | June 30, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    Baby or well shaved Monkey????

    mmmm…..

    I’ll leave up to you guys……

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  9. wastingtime | June 30, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    This is the stupidest. post. ever. She looks like a mother holding her baby.

    Just thought I’d criticize before I never return to this site again. This sucks.

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  10. sharkbite | June 30, 2006 at 4:52 pm

    Lame. Nobody cares about Brooke anymore.

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  11. sharkbite | June 30, 2006 at 4:53 pm

    She’s looking pretty gnarly for someone of her age. I think it’s time to start looking into botox.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  12. JoBOO | June 30, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    Since we’re on the subject — TCLTC

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  13. jane's eyre | June 30, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    I think she might have played the part of Satan holding that creepy evil baby in The Passion of the Christ. My sources cannot deny or confirm this.

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  14. VautrinsFolly | June 30, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    She looks happy. Why does that bother so many people? Hmmm….jealousy maybe?

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  15. Fugurself | June 30, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    #6 I missed U. Nice to see U back.

    Methinks that Brooke’s looks could be improved by someone smacking her between the eyes with a 2×4.

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  16. trophywife | June 30, 2006 at 5:04 pm

    agreed, this post is just l-a-m-e. why pick on a mom who’s happy with her family? and she’s still lookin pretty good… granted, these aren’t the best pics but she’s still pretty hot when she wants to be. i don’t go out in my slut shoes and itty bitty dress to take my kids to the park. Wait, yes I do…

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  17. rexfromars | June 30, 2006 at 5:05 pm

    “Brooke Shields has never been attractive”

    WTF?!?!?! How old is the person posting this article? ‘Cos I’ll be just about anything that they’re under 30… ‘cos Brooke was all that was hawt in the late 70s and early 80s.

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  18. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 30, 2006 at 5:07 pm

    I wish Brooke was my mom so she could cry me to sleep every night.

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  19. qico | June 30, 2006 at 5:08 pm

    better whatch what you say about whitches boy. you never know whos readin this.

    brook looks horendes, your confusing whitches with hags..

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  20. funkygoldmedallions | June 30, 2006 at 5:08 pm

    Ok. Last three “celebrities” have been Schneider, Hassolhof, and now Shields. Three hugly she-males in a row. Can this site get back to showing skanks, crack whores, scalawags and desperate (yet attractive) housewives for my viewing pleasure and mocking, please?

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  21. notmeganharris | June 30, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    I love this place. Don’t tell anyone. I think Brooke is fabulous, though I’d rather have her punch TC in the face — I’d like her better then.

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  22. Laffinmybuttoff | June 30, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    At least she has proof of an actual live baby.

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  23. PaisleyMoon | June 30, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    I welcome her to cronedom. Blessed be.

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  24. notmeganharris | June 30, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    No kidding #22 — I wonder if that poor Cruise “baby” was sent to live on that other planet. Maybe she’ll have better luck finding decent parents.

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  25. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 30, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    I wish trophywife was my mom so she could dress me up like JonBenet Ramsey and we could parade around the park together giving all the old men boners…

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  26. francesfarmer | June 30, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    “I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon once” *slap*

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  27. SF Little Bear | June 30, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    lame entry, superficial. must be a slow day.

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  28. trophywife | June 30, 2006 at 5:29 pm

    @25 – osh, ya wanna be my bitch? i can put my dominatrix outfit on and you can put on your little school girl outfit and we’ll get ‘em good…

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  29. Jedi Kevin | June 30, 2006 at 5:31 pm

    Any enemy of Tom Cruise is a friend of mine.

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  30. bunnyhugger | June 30, 2006 at 5:33 pm

    #26–
    nice south park reference! terrence and philip rock!

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  31. Fugurself | June 30, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    They say that women’s hormonal levels fluctuate wildly after childbirth…..but does that explain Brooke’s really thick eyebrows?

    I bet she needs a comb for that.

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  32. Fugurself | June 30, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    Brooke, Brooke, Brooke, PLEASE! Don’t be an ignorant fool! You DON’T know the history of psychiatry like Tom does. You are being glib. You should have taken vitamins and exercise outdoors. Jumpin’ jacks, sit-ups and push-ups. Consult the Scientology Celebrity Center, not some pseudo-scientific “doctors”. Evil spirits screw up your mind and soon you are taking Ritalin or some other dangerous street drug! Relive your true life by obeying the thetan within.

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  33. bunnyhugger | June 30, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    @ 25&28:

    sounds like a bitchin’ reality show on FOX.
    i’d watch!

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  34. trophywife | June 30, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    to hell with the dominatrix outfit, i’m gonna get me one of those easy access pam anderson dresses…

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  35. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 30, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    I’m going to dress up like pizza because that’s what men REALLY want. Pizza.

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  36. notmeganharris | June 30, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    #35, dress up like pizza and carry beer.

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  37. eatyourfeedback | June 30, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    Brooke Shields has never been attractive??

    Obviously you never saw “The Blue Lagoon”.

    She’s over 40, give me a huge break. She probably looks a hell of a lot better than most of us will at that age.

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  38. ApacheRose | June 30, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    Hm. Not the time to correct the silliness regarding witchcraft (yes, I KNOW it was a joke).

    She looks fine. She’s got two young kids, she looks like a NORMAL person, and she’s holding her child securely and with obvious affection. She’s not dressed like a hillbilly OR wearing some ridiculous fuck-me ensemble to do standard, everyday stuff. She seems like she’s got her priorities in order. How refreshing.

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  39. alaskanchicsickle | June 30, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    @35 and don’t forget to put the remote control up your snatch, men always want the remote.

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  40. herbiefrog | June 30, 2006 at 7:10 pm

    lol babes…

    …a very well
    …held togethre
    …discussion

    with empathy :)

    see

    …how easy it is :)

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  41. WorldWideWendy | June 30, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    At least she knows how to hold a baby.
    Please note….MS Spears.

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  42. bella420 | June 30, 2006 at 7:29 pm

    37- I love your name, is it from raleigh soliloquy pt. ii ??
    Sublime kicks my ass!

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  43. Mandi Rewis | June 30, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    Brook Shields has never been attractive?? She was, and still is gorgeous.

    And as far as her looking “evil” or “suspiciously sinister” all I see is a mom holding her new baby and laughing.

    Superfish guy, most the time I am with you, but you were really struggling for material on this story…

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  44. ESQ | June 30, 2006 at 9:15 pm

    Those sunglasses of hers are hideous.

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  45. BlondesDoItBetter | June 30, 2006 at 10:06 pm

    Looks like a beautiful mom to me. This really is a lame story.

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  46. Shelley Bonnechance | June 30, 2006 at 10:22 pm

    Beautiful Brooke, probably a beautiful baby.

    Freaking HORRIBLE shirt and sunglasses.

    I will always love Brooke for the way she cut that little creep Tom Cruise, who loves something I am too ladylike to mention, down to size for his insane remarks about post-partum depression. As if he wasn’t already short enough.

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  47. WorldWideWendy | June 30, 2006 at 10:34 pm

    The word is COCK. Say it with me.
    It sounds like PENIS- but it has a ‘K’ sound at the beginning. And ends with a ‘K’ sound too.

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  48. krisdylee | July 1, 2006 at 1:01 am

    After Brooke had her first baby, you know, with that blonde guy who was always running around masturbating on the beach… oh wait….

    oh.

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  49. cranfan | July 1, 2006 at 1:09 am

    she does look sinister. most moms do.

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  50. 5centsWORTH | July 1, 2006 at 4:11 am

    Brook Shields is no other than Sheila Forrester Carter!!!…hmmm who would have thought?!?

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