Brooke Shields, in what seems to be a complete defiance of logic, found herself swarmed by the paparazzi yesterday. I hate to be the one to break it to her, but Brooke, you sort of look like a certain somebody who gets a lot of media attention. I know your first thought is that it must be Catherine Zeta Jones, but ha, yeah, you wish, so it’s actually Britney Spears. This may seem like a slap in the face, because it is, but I wrote you a letter during this time of hurting:
Dear Brooke Shields,
Words cannot soothe the deep, unimaginable psychological scarring this news may have caused you. But I just want you to know that I thought you were really awesome in that movie I can’t remember the name of. You know, the one where your husband lets you spend the night with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Good stuff. Anyway, know you’re in my thoughts and prayers.
The Superficial Writer.
P.S. Indecent Proposal! Wait, that was Demi Moore. Okay, let’s start over. What are you famous for again? It’s gotta be something. I know! You’re the little girl that fell in the well. Aw, look at you. All growed up.
Girl | March 7, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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Tapeworm | March 7, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Bai Ling is now posting comments.
Randal | March 7, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Brooke Shields is an excellent actress and has be seen in Nip/Tuck, Law and Order and That 70′s Show, to name a few TV shows.
Her movie career is just as notable, her most recent being The Midnight Meat Train along with The Bachelor, Black and White and even Freeway.
She’s very diversified in many of the roles she has played and is highly respected in the industry.
bonner | March 7, 2008 at 1:23 pm
HEEELP! Fish my friend why the fuck do u pollute my retina w/ this supercow? show me kim kardashian, every day, 10 times a day. u hooked me on her man. i need a fix fast.
HuckyDucky | March 7, 2008 at 1:25 pm
#2,
That is the greatest spam posting on this site ever.
FRIST!!! | March 7, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Brooke Shields is Boring!! Almost as boring as D.R.’s life..
HuckyDucky | March 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm
An online tall chat!
Me: I’m tall. You?
Tall Girl: Tall also.
Me: Let’s have sexual relations.
Jennifer2 | March 7, 2008 at 1:31 pm
She was said to have a personal account on ‘BillionaireCupid.co m’ club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
Ted from LA | March 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I thought her “bad news” was that she didn’t know how to tie a tie.
Is is just me or is society crumbling? Desperate people are doing desperate things on a daily basis. Anymore when you hear 6 people are killed somewhere and it barely registers as surprising.
Sledman | March 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I’m not sure what the writers trying to say. Brooke is over 6ft tall and in great shape. It’s doubtfull she would be mistaken for Jones or spears. She was actually on the tonight show not long ago promoting Lipstick Jungle and she looked the best I have ever seen her. A little confuzed here.
Pic of the Day from Kim's site | March 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm
#5 – here ya go!
RichPort | March 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Very glib, Mr. Fish.
TCLTC
kitty cupcakes | March 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm
she DOES look like brit here. that’s not good for brooke.
bonner | March 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm
@12
THE ULTIMATE HOTTEST. THANKS MAN. (FPOSTUR)
yourmama | March 7, 2008 at 1:50 pm
hmmm..i wonder if this has anything to do with ashton kutcher’s new show “Pop Fiction” where her punks the paps. turns out paris’s little day with the religious dude in orange was a prank on the paps… uh, how i know all of this idk. (sigh) gal
Auntie Kryst | March 7, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Damn, nice one #12, beat me to the joke. I do concur though It is obvious Mr. Fish does not understand the history of psychiatry, you do. He is glib, and indeed, TCLTC.
fergernauster | March 7, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Personally, I don’t see a story here.
How about we discuss Tyra Banks’ shit-stained undergarments instead?
Now THAT’S a story…
Fag | March 7, 2008 at 1:59 pm
@18,
Yes, I wonder when those nasty dirty panties hit ebay?
The Laughing God | March 7, 2008 at 2:01 pm
She is ok. I mistook her for having androgen insensitivity, my bad. Though she did say some awful things about Micheal Jackson, when they dated.
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JoBOO | March 7, 2008 at 2:21 pm
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randal sucks | March 7, 2008 at 2:29 pm
dearest #4,
shut the fuck up.
thanks,
everyone who reads Fish
Randal rules | March 7, 2008 at 2:35 pm
#25 only a internet-clinging social loser would think he/she speaks for everybody.
I love Randal’s comments. They’re a breath of fresh air that cuts through the stench of rotting minds.
kati | March 7, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Hahaha. Love you, #8
D. Richards (Bastardo.) | March 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm
You ever seen those nude photos of Brooke Shields when she was about eight or nine?
Pretty choice.
Chef | March 7, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Papz should have known it wasn’t Brit cause she is wearing a bra.
grobpilot | March 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Fucking dinner plate-sized sunglasses. I guess it’s way too much to ask that these hollywood fucks try to be individuals instead of following every fucking trend that comes along. Of course, I’m talking about people who’s working life consists of everything being scripted for them. They don’t have an original thought in their heads and can only function under the direction of someone else. Wastes of air.
jrz | March 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
ow. ugh. damn. sorry pretty baby.
joey buttafuoco | March 7, 2008 at 3:55 pm
What is up with all of these assholes posting links to “millionairesclub.com” and “billionaireclub.com”?
Ban these assholes, I didn’t come here to look at spam, I came here to look at Kim Kardishan and jerk off all over myself!!
Victoria | March 7, 2008 at 4:32 pm
If she was wearing a shirt that reads, “I just got my kids taken away from me and all I got was this lousy t-shirt,” covered in mustard and peanut butter stains, I could understand their confusion.
Mr. Bojangles | March 7, 2008 at 5:00 pm
That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html
Mr. Bojangles | March 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm
That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html
CK | March 7, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I can’t believe you all have forgotten about her role in “The Blue Lagoon.” She coined the term “wet dream.”
Naturistspacedotorg | March 9, 2008 at 11:35 pm
You are very charming. eYour yes there so cute but yet sexy and seductive…I believe you will drive all the men on http://www.naturistspace.org crazy once you get naked!!
absolute | March 10, 2008 at 12:25 pm
She is beautiful. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.
vertmont | March 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Ah its only the hair and stupid glasses, she looks amazing, and shes about 20 years older than Shitney.