Not only did Brooke Shields and Katie Holmes give birth on the same day in the same hospital, but now they’re wearing the exact same Cartier Love bracelets. Brooke has been wearing hers for awhile and Katie was just given hers by Tom Cruise as a Mother’s Day gift.
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karatekachick | May 15, 2006 at 5:53 pm
First? Maybe?
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 15, 2006 at 5:54 pm
She can’t get it off because if she does, the bomb strapped to her will go off. Blow her right up to Xenu.
Jacq | May 15, 2006 at 5:56 pm
God damn it! I want this effen bracelet for my birthday next week! Too bad the cheapest one is $4500, Katie’s is in the $18K range. You should see the shackles on her ankles.
Jacq | May 15, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Next thing, Brooke will be sporting rat teeth.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 15, 2006 at 6:08 pm
What you didn’t hear about, is that Tom went into the room where they keep the bioharzard material, fished Brooke’s afterbirth out, and greedily ate it. Because Kate’s placenta had only made him hungrier.
illkarate | May 15, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Both of them are hags….
rosie posie | May 15, 2006 at 6:17 pm
never even been this close to first, lol close enough tho im allways miles off
Italian Stallion | May 15, 2006 at 6:21 pm
i-doubt-britney-spears-will-get-any-such-item-from-her-hubby-even-if-federdoeslines-did-get-her-one-wouldnt-she-technically-being-buying-it-herself-i-mean-it-is-her-money-hey-britney-skip-the-middle-man-and-treat-yourself-to-a-nice-scientolgy-braclet-you-can-say-k-fed-bought-itoh-and-loose-some-evolutiondamn-weight
Italian Stallion | May 15, 2006 at 6:24 pm
Be* buying….
Italian Stallion | May 15, 2006 at 6:26 pm
*scientology……damn bong
MeganHarris | May 15, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Whats up ?
ILovePapaSmurf | May 15, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Oh, come now. I bet they were secret lovers in the ’80s, and they have a vast hatred for each other because Brooke still have the video tape of their escapades… sex toys included.
Giggles | May 15, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Assuming Tom Cruise is straight (and that’s quite an assumption), he WISHES he could have Brooke Sheilds. She is literally and figuratively heads and shoulders above that clown.
saltpeanuts | May 15, 2006 at 6:50 pm
since-then-it-appears-katie-hasnt-taken-toms-token-of-love-off-her-wristwhat-is-really-coincidental-is-that-tom-usually-places-his-token-of-love-directly-on-the-chin-of-his-male-companions-she-gets-a-cartier-bracelet-they-get-a-beautiful-pearl-necklace
BigJim | May 15, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Uh, I have a question:
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
smokeyrobinson | May 15, 2006 at 7:07 pm
#14…
He then tops it off with a Dirty Sanchez.
Zanna | May 15, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Your mission, should you decide to accept it…….
Bogart | May 15, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Holy Christ! Brooks Shields is transforming into Fabio.
Smokey Josie | May 15, 2006 at 7:57 pm
uh, isn’t that just plain Kate Holmes now?
libertarienne | May 15, 2006 at 8:08 pm
TCLTC and Brooke is lookin’ mighty manly these days, so it actually really makes sense.
teffi | May 15, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Considering that damn bracelet gets locked on, poor “Kate” can’t take it off unless she chews off her arm……..maybe she should start seasoning now.
tsarinaamanda | May 15, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Brooke Shields is a MAN, baby. My dad has more ladylike eyebrows than that “woman”, for God’s sakes. She isn’t aging well at all. And Katie looks a lot like Jamie Pressly in that pic, another chick who has hit the wall, HARD.
iambananas | May 15, 2006 at 8:49 pm
Why the fued? I like them both! Lets all get along!
sharkbite | May 15, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Holmes is nothing. Move on.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
ning_ning | May 15, 2006 at 9:39 pm
Brooke sheilds doesn’t know what a baby is remember Blue Lagoon, she didn’t even know she was on the rag. Dick nose tom is a control freak and crazed and why is everybody feeling sorry for poor katie, poor katie fuck kate, she is probably just as insane. She is only using the prick for his money anyway…Brooke told it like it is…Tom is an alien, she broke the newsflash… And speaking of a hag have you seen Tom mother now that is a hagman.
Zanna | May 15, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Is #25
1. Drunk
2. Affected by the phases of the moon
3. bi-polar
4. Chinese
Fa Cube Itches | May 15, 2006 at 10:26 pm
*sigh* It was inevitable that Brooke would finally start to slide. Ahh well, it was a nice long ride from the days of those Calvin Klein ads. Katie opted for more of the kamikaze nosedive into sic-transit-gloria-dom.
celebwatcher | May 16, 2006 at 12:18 am
i guess KATE deserves something for pretending to be in love with a homosexual who artificially inseminated her and is paying her to be his girlfriend
ning_ning | May 16, 2006 at 12:35 am
#26
I have bi-polar II, I’m a pisces so neptune rules my sign, yes I like to drink everyday 40′s King Cobra. But when I go out I have cocktail’s, and I might have a little Chinese in me, but I think my mama made a mistake on my birth certificate, she listed me as black. Now let me go to the store before it closes to get my drink on!
large_sized_teen | May 16, 2006 at 3:15 am
Dude, I can totally see Tom with Brooke! More than I can believe his being with Katie! Maybe it ‘s her eyebrowss, but I can see Tom wanting Brooke.
I think the thought of them together is kind of hot. Yes, Tom love/hates Brooke now. She’s married, though.
tarjamarja | May 16, 2006 at 4:08 am
Wow, they even look alike in those photos.
Eye Candy | May 16, 2006 at 4:24 am
#15 i totally agree i really dont care either.
prettierthanmeganharris | May 16, 2006 at 7:11 am
me luv ning ning long time
prettierthanmeganharris | May 16, 2006 at 7:13 am
Jim sweetie, have you been feeling alright lately, I sense some anger in your posts lately, and no, I’m not trying to be a smart ass.
Proteon | May 16, 2006 at 8:30 am
Who would rather fuck Brooke Sheilds? That’s what I thought.
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 8:57 am
#34 – I was thinking the same thing last night. BigJim…I’m here for ya, baby…and when I say “here for you” I mean I’ll give you a free lap dance (the no touching rule does NOT apply to you) and a shoulder to cry on.
I’m not kidding.
prettierthanmeganharris | May 16, 2006 at 9:32 am
@36, if that doesn’t cheer him up, then I think we have a serious problem. Jim, we luv ya you sweet Canuck.
ForMeToKnow | May 16, 2006 at 9:41 am
No offense to anyone here, but I think those love bracelets are creepy. They’re supposed to be reminiscent of chastity belts?
No thanks.
ForMeToKnow | May 16, 2006 at 9:52 am
I’m just saying it might be more accurately describe as “a token of creepy, obssessive, demented love reserved for cult members and Joe Simpson”
86 | May 16, 2006 at 9:59 am
Maybe she doesn’t become “KATE” until her last name is Cruise. I hope so, anyway, because Kate Holmes sounds, well, homely.
Spindoc | May 16, 2006 at 10:43 am
Tom Became obsessed with Brooke because of the movie “The Blue Lagoon” He was in lust with Christopher Atkins and loved the nude scenes, but since he couldn’t admit that he had to pretend to be obsessed with Brooke.
Fisher55 | May 16, 2006 at 11:15 am
chastity belts are *hot*
86 | May 16, 2006 at 12:33 pm
41
“..something feels funny in my tummy”
TOPAZ21 | May 16, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Respect the cock and tame the cunt
remember tcltc
bunnyhugger | May 16, 2006 at 7:59 pm
brooke’s is jewelry. katie’s is like those shock collars they make for dogs.
who’s lovin’ the cock?
bunnyhugger | May 16, 2006 at 8:00 pm
wow. i haven’t posted in awhile. comment pending?
cool.
Truth Serum | June 5, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Katie is weird, Tom is Weird. Atleast Brooke seems normal. Katie should of stayed by the Creek, cause she sucked in Batman Begins … actually, that entire movie sucked. I still can’t get over the bat voice … that about drove me insane!