Photos of Nick Hogan being greeted outside of Pinellas County jail by his sister Brooke just started popping up, and this looks like a touching reunion. And by touching reunion I mean their children are going to have extra limbs.
NICK: Listen, don’t get freaked out. But I have a boner.
BROOKE: It’s okay, Nicky. *whispers* So do I.
NICK: JESUS! That’s not a Mag-Lite?! I want back in. GUARD!
Photos: INFdaily.com





























Que | October 21, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Que cute.
FRIST!!! | October 21, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Oh Jesus. Here come 100 comments moaning about Saint John the Hollowhead.
vg | October 21, 2008 at 3:30 pm
first ..
hope he doesn’t do that shit
Obama will lose to Palin | October 21, 2008 at 3:32 pm
After his time in jail, I bet he can easily fit a Mag-Lite in his rectum.
Jajaja | October 21, 2008 at 3:36 pm
WOW! Brooke’s feet are huge.
Scott | October 21, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I am the only one who finds it ironic that Brooke’s tattoo says “Redemption”?
havoc | October 21, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Nice jailhouse tan….
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dragon43078 | October 21, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Look at his goofy grin. He started to like all the cock his was gettting in prison. He likes her big, strong body up against him. Reminds him of Bubba.
Dave | October 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Damn, she has a fugly, nasty, crusty, manly ass.
Brooke has the male features and Nick is a feminine little fairy. Something went amiss with the Hogan/Bolea family. Brooke has the cock; Nick is girly. He probably had all the sexual intercourse he could stand in jail; right up his punk ass. Bunch of incestuous, redneck scum.
LSDiesel | October 21, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Well Brooke, prison has opened my mind to a lot of new things. Now let me help you with that strap-on, and did you see my amyl nitrite laying around anywhere?
the pope smokes dope | October 21, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Brooke jacks off onto Genesis and Nick wipes it up with Revelation.
Rough Daddy | October 21, 2008 at 3:54 pm
She needs to grow the eff up! I hate does wigger jeans, I cant see the caboose outlines
The One Person that watched 'Brooke knows Best' | October 21, 2008 at 3:58 pm
WTF?!?! I thought she only had one tattoo of a note behind her ear!! and suddenly she has a Tramp stamp that says ‘redemption’!? I feel so cheated… Brooke was your entire show just a bunch of Lies?!?!
PFFFFTT!!! hahahahah….. sorry I couldn’t keep that going…..
yeah… i really don’t care, just wanted point that out since my stupid roommate talked me into watching her damn retarded (and obviously faked) show… and it was the episode where she was making a big deal out of getting some tiny little tatttoo. and yes I regret it… and I got revenge by nailing his sister
Deacon Jones | October 21, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Ha. A Jew lawyer, go figure
Dobbson | October 21, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Straight out of jail and straight back to wigger.
chris | October 21, 2008 at 4:04 pm
publicity, attention,
i bet they make more than $250k yr off there dady Hulk.
he got up the ass in jail and get it from Obama as well in taxes so the rest of the readers here can get free hand outs, spread the wealth
Sport | October 21, 2008 at 4:07 pm
She is only there because she knew the media would be there. Such a disgusting family.
tula | October 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm
DAVE – #9
YOUR MY HERO.
cheappp! | October 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm
HAH! i have those exact same sandals. walmart baby! i’d restrain from calling her trash but she’s “rich” can’t she afford something better? anyway i dont get these incestuous remarks i think its sweet you can tell they love each other and NO not like that you sick bastards
karifarrell | October 21, 2008 at 4:19 pm
#2 FRIST!!! troll STFU, thanks..
liquidplumber | October 21, 2008 at 4:28 pm
So, if I’m reading the tat right, putting it in her/his butt is the way to redemption?
superstar | October 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Can someone please tell me why their surnames are different?
Ram Punchington | October 21, 2008 at 4:43 pm
…..and got a speeding ticket on the way home.
Punchinton OUT!!
Rant | October 21, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Whoa-oa
ALMOST PARADISE
We’re knocking on heaven’s door
ALMOST PARADISE
How could we ask for more?
I swear that I can see forever in your eyes
Paradise
Ted from LA | October 21, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Is she wearing Hulk’s jeans?
mr sensitive | October 21, 2008 at 4:52 pm
To his credit, the first thing Nick said was “Let’s head on down and see if we can git ahole o’ good ol’ John.
Lazy | October 21, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I’m glad to see he took some time to get in shape and workout a little while waiting to get out. NOT!!
Limerick_Man | October 21, 2008 at 4:54 pm
There once were two fuck-ups named Hogan
Whose daddy was wrestling’s big slogan
They both were made famous
Plopping out of his anus
Top that, if you can, Lindsay Lohan
Lililo | October 21, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Aww a murderer gets out..
hollywood_hillbilly | October 21, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Douchie, I’m suprised, given your proclivities for male ass. Then again, it is Brooke Hogan.
LSDiesel, if you are gonna link to erowid at least be able to properly name the drugs to which you refer.
tina | October 21, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Brookes jeans are falling off; her cock is the only thing holding them up.
mamadough | October 21, 2008 at 5:16 pm
so she’s blogging on him “just surviving on bread and potatoes.” well, his face is fat as fuck. probably from packing in all that fudge.
FRIST!!! | October 21, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I’d eat Johns brains right out of his cute head while he looks at me and drools.
Just like Hannibal Lecter. Has anyone here tried monkey brains? Ohhhhh!!!
The only thing better is male human brain.
roldan | October 21, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Wow! An entire family of douchebag extraordinaires. Brooke lets her daddy and feminine brother rub her nasty ass in public, you can imagine what they do behind closed doors. Something like what Angelina Jolie and her brother do. Redneck incest scum.
Ted from LA | October 21, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Does the “LA” on his hat stand for “loose asshole?”
John Graziano | October 21, 2008 at 5:36 pm
barff ummggg pffffttttt whhheez ummmmphhh woooot pffff ummmm oooooow
elmp bumpy | October 21, 2008 at 6:02 pm
What’s up with that goofy bitch in the black dress laughing her stupid head off??
LSDiesel | October 21, 2008 at 6:09 pm
@30, I did you fuck tart. Amyl Nitrite are also called “Poppers” but you were probably thinking I meant Amyl nitrAte, which I didn’t, becuase amyl nitrAte is something totally different.
Trust me. I know my drugs.
Alli | October 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm
MmMMMM taste the douchey goodness
sunshine | October 21, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Can we have another contest to vote the Hogans off The Superficial too?
p0nk | October 21, 2008 at 6:28 pm
looks like these two lovebirds have a lot of catching up to do.
Just a Plonker | October 21, 2008 at 6:34 pm
It’s nice that sis Brooke came to see Nick out of the joint …. what about Mom and Dad?? Nice …
Ted from LA | October 21, 2008 at 6:39 pm
She looks like Joe the Plumber from behind.
Johnnie Cockring | October 21, 2008 at 6:42 pm
#37 – That hooknose bitch is his lawyer and spokeshole. He can’t scratch his ass without her knowing about it.
BM | October 21, 2008 at 6:55 pm
2 Questions:
1.) Where were the parents??
2.) Where is Brooke’s ass??
Swiper the Fox | October 21, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Why is Geddy Lee walking with them?
santa fe's barbwired cousin | October 21, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Sodom gets a little revenge
10pound | October 21, 2008 at 7:31 pm
So…Nick………did you prefer using syrup or jelly?
bootlips | October 21, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Jews have no morals. Money is their God. They would defend baby molesters for the Almighty Dollar.
bart | October 21, 2008 at 7:38 pm
wow anti semitism. thats never been done before!