Brooke Hogan’s new album cover

By: The Superficial / May 27, 2009

Here’s the cover for Brooke Hogan’s new album Redemption, and good news, everybody, trannies do go to Heaven. Except it appears excessive tanning is a prerequisite. I guess God hates the pale. What’re ya gonna do?

Thanks to Elena who wants to know how much airbrushing was used to hide the penis. All of it, Elena. All of it.