Here’s the cover for Brooke Hogan’s new album Redemption, and good news, everybody, trannies do go to Heaven. Except it appears excessive tanning is a prerequisite. I guess God hates the pale. What’re ya gonna do?
Thanks to Elena who wants to know how much airbrushing was used to hide the penis. All of it, Elena. All of it.
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mamamiasweetpeaches | May 27, 2009 at 11:03 am
The eyes are freaky. like the eyes on those Jesus pictures. You know the ones. The ones that seem to follow you around a room.
fist my ass | May 27, 2009 at 11:04 am
IM GAY!!!!!
Rachel | May 27, 2009 at 11:05 am
Is it just me or does that look like the side of some creepy pedophiles van?
McGloin | May 27, 2009 at 11:08 am
I’m a sad, racist piece of shit.
Learn How I Make over $100 Profit with PPC Everyday | May 27, 2009 at 11:08 am
the pic isn’t accurate without the penis
naas | May 27, 2009 at 11:16 am
wow, I always thought she walked kinda funny
andy7171 | May 27, 2009 at 11:17 am
is this a joke?
marge | May 27, 2009 at 11:23 am
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHA
Tucker Jay | May 27, 2009 at 11:24 am
Sigh. What the…
Donkey Dongey Dong | May 27, 2009 at 11:25 am
Who in the blue hell does this nasty, no-talent, dumb, vapid, vain, bleached-blonde, ugly beast think she is?? She needs to just go away.
Krassy McKrass | May 27, 2009 at 11:26 am
I expected this to be the cover of her porno.
hmna | May 27, 2009 at 11:26 am
Fish, this needs the WTF tag. Just saying.
moonlight | May 27, 2009 at 11:34 am
So white trash, very appropriate!!
Nanotyrnns | May 27, 2009 at 11:35 am
My God (Thor)! That is one huge fucking vagina…
Steph | May 27, 2009 at 11:39 am
When “FULL ORANGE” began to be a skin color???… really excesive tanning is gross and in a painting is awful!… anyway this album wont be No. 1 so we dont have to see her everywhere….
Turbines to speed | May 27, 2009 at 11:46 am
That dude has giant tits.
http://www.popduds.com | May 27, 2009 at 11:46 am
she looks so weird (and not just in this photo)
Lu | May 27, 2009 at 11:47 am
YEAH RIGHT…cuz she has THAT bikini bod! right…right…she’s that skinny right? Way to go Brooke…FAKE!
GuyHolly | May 27, 2009 at 11:50 am
She has never had that bod. Only in Hulk’s dreams does she look like that.
Deaf RaGe | May 27, 2009 at 11:50 am
EW!
Monsterchukk | May 27, 2009 at 11:51 am
I’m totally getting that painted on the side of my panel van…
Aunt Jemima | May 27, 2009 at 11:53 am
I’d really love it if Randy Macho-Man Savage did a duet with Brooke. Maybe they should do “Always on My Mind” by the Pet Shop Boys since there is no way Brooke and Randy could make that any more gay than it already is.
Brooke: (in a very deep, husky voice) “And I guess I never told you, I’m so happy that you’re mine”
Randy (really, really loud) “Oooooooh YEAH! How do you like that Brooke Hogan?”
la la | May 27, 2009 at 11:56 am
is this real?
Aunt Jemima | May 27, 2009 at 11:56 am
P.S. Randy should definitely have his bearded face, with a bedazzled cowboy hat, and a Slim Jim in his mouth on the album cover. Maybe at the top, like God, so Brooke’s “follow me wherever I go” eyes can stare at his magnificence.
Aunt Jemima | May 27, 2009 at 12:00 pm
P.S.S. What kind of idiot puts their web site URL on their album cover? How tacky.
Meream | May 27, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Aunt Jemima, the website is probably just a watermark to show who owns the photo.
Anyway, is that thing for real? How ugly.
Aunt Jemima | May 27, 2009 at 12:09 pm
#26. Oh. Who’s the idiot now? Aunt Jemima that’s who.
turph | May 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I saw that on the side of a van in the 70s.
turph | May 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I saw that on the side of a van in the 70s.
Delish | May 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Mmhm. Why is she still trying with music? It’s just not her thing! I think we all can see she’s not talented at all. But there are several things she’s really good at! Like being trashy, dressing like a slut, trying to create some controversy on twitter talking about Britney, Susan Boyle, her dad (actually, nobody really cares)…
Anyway, I think she looks like a man. I don’t know. I can see she has a hot body, but there’s something in her that makes me think I’m looking at a man. And they captured that fact perfectly in this painting. I wonder if there are really Tranny angels???
sin | May 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Ms. Swan from Mad TV has the answer….It looka like a man.
Saint FNE | May 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm
That look on her face, the placement of her hand atop her head…maybe that’s the “oh shit” face one makes when their white-blond wig starts to slide off. She looks alarmed, among other things.
The Bong Show | May 27, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I guess they did her cover at the airbrush kiosk at the mall? Which reminds me— my Daddy’s Girl shirt should be ready by now.
yuuk | May 27, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Brooke looks like Iggy Pop
havoc | May 27, 2009 at 1:14 pm
What Mexican’s van did they get this off of?
LMFAO!!!!
Confused | May 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm
how come we can see her ribs in this picture….? I’ve never seen Brooke’s rib’s before…
BadGoat | May 27, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Sad and a bit scary at the same time. Brooke and her family turned out to be so messed up.
She’s lucky that she can afford to put out another album.; therefore it follows that the public is not-so lucky — I suppose. How many bought the first? This is a good example of how some people shouldn’t have money. Nothing good comes of it all.
Napoupi | May 27, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I think it’s second degree… At least I want to.
Math | May 27, 2009 at 1:29 pm
This looks like an airbrushed jean jacket. From a kiosk in a mall. In 1991.
gerard vandenberg | May 27, 2009 at 1:30 pm
But uuuuuuuuuuuh, SHE IS STILL TWENTY-ONE, folks!!
MaryJane | May 27, 2009 at 1:52 pm
This is AWESOME! Man this is so going to be the background of my computer so if I’m ever having a bad day I can just look at it and laugh my ass off =] Thanks superficial, you made my week. =]
lauri robinson | May 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I hope she doesn’t think she is a role model for any young girls.
lauri robinson | May 27, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I hope she doesn’t think she is a role model for any young girls.
The Jolly Orange Angel | May 27, 2009 at 1:58 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Whew* Damn, this is classic. CLASSIC!
vito | May 27, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Album? ALBUM??? You mean “album” as in MUSIC? Oh Gawwwd.
Brooke Hogan Check List:
1. Has she showered and shaved?…check!
2. Is Hulk away?…check!
3. Ignore implants?…che…well, I’ll try!
4. Double paper bags with mouth-holes?…check!
5. Tranquilizer darts (just in case)?…check!
6. $5 in quarters?…check!
OK, Brooke, start sucking! And you better fucking swallow this time!
Rub Some Oil on My *ss, Daddy | May 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm
The sad thing is — she thinks an orange, cross-eyed, fried-hair, hermaphrodite Gargantua with wings stuck on its back and dressed like a 70s stripper is somehow attractive.
um | May 27, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Why does she have a sunglasses tan line around her eyes?
Destroyer | May 27, 2009 at 2:24 pm
The world woke up one day to proclaim, “Thou shalt not make or take part in the bad arts.”
Alli Watermelon | May 27, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Wow, I love this picture of her. The photographer really did well with catching Brooke’s beauty. What a portrait! *blank stare*
The Hulkster | May 27, 2009 at 3:33 pm
It was so nice of my son, oops I meant daughter, to allow me to wear a bikini and pose for her album cover.