Brooke Hogan’s mom is a piece of work

May 29th, 2009 // 67 Comments

Brooke Hogan has apparently been accusing her mom of drug use which caused Linda to make a statement that pretty much proves she’s high as shit. OK! Magazine reports:

Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things, in a letter to Perez Hilton.
“[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Charley Hill] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called ‘Redemption’ which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”

So, let me get this straight, Brooke is being threatened by the secret musical awesomeness of her mother’s 19-year-old boyfriend who will be forced to stop saving lives in order to teach Brooke a lesson via superior record sales? — Nope. No signs of drug abuse here.

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  1. RtSS

    OMG… In @50: I was just kidding around with all of ya, but then I went back and looked at image #1 and I see weener bulge.

    @35: I know what you mean, in previous Fish posts, there have been some bikini shots of her that make mister happy down below stand at attention. I feel so wrong, so dirty, so… Gay when I say that.

  2. Her big toe is telling us the truth:
    was it 21 years old or FOURTEE-ONE, folks?
    (how stupid a country can be?)

  3. Eggbert

    Her husky ass friend needs to wear some Spanx. Or a loose fitting sweat shirt.

  4. Whos tha broad in the green? is that Hulks girlfriend? has she been in a trip to the amazonian, looks like shes been a victim of the head shrinkage…

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  6. Darth

    All these ‘Hogan girls’ are all blonde,big breasted and ready to take you in an iron grip.What’s their diet?

  7. BERNARDO

    UFFF Me encanta esta perra rubia, creo que seria genial verla haciendo porno con otras mujeres.

  8. RealBoobs

    I’m no plastic surgeon, and I’ve heard they are getting better at making them look real, but….. Those boobs have a natural-looking sag to them. A healthy sag. I think they’re real.

  9. Kelsey

    She looked kind of hot in one of the thumbnails but then I clicked on it and alas.

  10. Danklin24

    If you think Brooke Hogan is hot you need to get out more.

  11. Fati

    Why are you all so fucking negative? I don’t understand why people guve this girl so much crap. Ok, so she looks a lot older than her age and she is musculine, but why the fuck do you, losers, care? Could it be that you are just jealous of her welath and fame? Fuck you all.

  12. abby

    WOW !!!

  13. mrmr

    well… she doesnt look like a total monster…

    like her album cover…

    and every other picture ive seen of her.

    1 thumb up!

  14. Brooke Hogan really is a daddy’s girl. Even though both of her parents are dating massively younger people since their split, Brooke is pretty much alright with the Hulk but isn’t even on speaking terms with her mom. Yesterday Brooke confirmed to Chelsea Handler that she and mom Linda aren’t talking anymore. Which you can’t really blame Brooke for – it’s super weird to have your mother dating your younger brother’s friend.

  15. megan

    whoever thinks a pretty woman with curves then a small woman is both ugly is retared and probably beargutted and broke sitting at the computer.her mom is wrong but you guys on here are pathetic.

  16. sakuraness

    Perez Hilton? Really?

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